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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Edit: I've already shared this

Who Is Paul Blart has a new favorite as of 15:24 on Jul 11, 2017

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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I also believe doxxing is good

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



I almost posted this in the This...Is...Jeopardy thread: I loathe Matt Jackson, that guy who won something like a hundred consecutive games. I don't have anything against the guy personally, and I'm impressed by his intelligence. It's just that his mannerisms are obnoxious as hell. I can't watch him for more than five minutes without getting pissed off.

It wouldn't surprise me if Matt was somewhere on the spectrum.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Insurance salesmen? Yeah, for real.

As you have insurance now you fool.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Gefilte fish is good.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


eBay is pretty good.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
doxxing is bad

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
In a competition between two teams or factions or whatever, there's nothing wrong with changing sides if it looks like the other side is going to win.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Wheat Loaf posted:

In a competition between two teams or factions or whatever, there's nothing wrong with changing sides if it looks like the other side is going to win.

Raises the question: why were you on the other side to begin with if you care nothing for them?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Cotton posted:

Raises the question: why were you on the other side to begin with if you care nothing for them?

Well, because you assumed you were on the winning side already, but then change sides when that proves not to be the case.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Wheat Loaf posted:

In a competition between two teams or factions or whatever, there's nothing wrong with changing sides if it looks like the other side is going to win.

In what context?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

steinrokkan posted:

In what context?

Any competitive scenario which isn't governed by rules, I suppose. I was thinking in the context of supporting a football team based on a discussion my brother and one of his friends were having when I was giving them a lift someplace recently, but I imagine it could quite easily apply to other less trivial situations.

For example, suppose there was a revolution against your government and you supported the government, but then when it becomes clear that the revolution is going to succeed, there would be nothing wrong, in my view, with switching sides.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Wheat Loaf posted:

Any competitive scenario which isn't governed by rules, I suppose. I was thinking in the context of supporting a football team based on a discussion my brother and one of his friends were having when I was giving them a lift someplace recently, but I imagine it could quite easily apply to other less trivial situations.

For example, suppose there was a revolution against your government and you supported the government, but then when it becomes clear that the revolution is going to succeed, there would be nothing wrong, in my view, with switching sides.

lmao

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

this man has no honor

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Wheat Loaf posted:

Any competitive scenario which isn't governed by rules, I suppose. I was thinking in the context of supporting a football team based on a discussion my brother and one of his friends were having when I was giving them a lift someplace recently, but I imagine it could quite easily apply to other less trivial situations.

For example, suppose there was a revolution against your government and you supported the government, but then when it becomes clear that the revolution is going to succeed, there would be nothing wrong, in my view, with switching sides.

Check out this Tory-loving Royalist!

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
We now have an even simpler explanation for people that went from Bernie to Trump than just anti-establishmentarianism

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


If you don't actually care who wins, why would you not switch to the winning side? If you do care but think you'll be in an even worse situation if you end up on the losing side, why would you not switch? So you think the existing government is great and the revolutionaries are wrong; if it looks like they're going to win, you'd be a loving idiot not to join them and pretend you were on their side the whole time. You want to be ostracised, imprisoned or executed?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A lot of :corsair: Nazis ITT.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Wheat Loaf posted:

Any competitive scenario which isn't governed by rules, I suppose. I was thinking in the context of supporting a football team based on a discussion my brother and one of his friends were having when I was giving them a lift someplace recently, but I imagine it could quite easily apply to other less trivial situations.

For example, suppose there was a revolution against your government and you supported the government, but then when it becomes clear that the revolution is going to succeed, there would be nothing wrong, in my view, with switching sides.

nothing quite as cool and trivial as selling out Jews to the Gestapo, am i right

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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steinrokkan posted:

nothing quite as cool and trivial as selling out Jews to the Gestapo, am i right

Well, in this scenario you'd also be letting them out once the Allies got into Germany. At worst, people could only accuse you of being overall neutral.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
I'm tired of the "if you're not with us, you're a nazi/communist" binary bullshit going on in my country. gently caress you, i'm not antifa nor am I alt right, dont you loving label me to be your enemy because I think your views are just as brainless as the other persons. On that same note, we shouldn't even be labeling people as nazis or communists in the first place, like what the gently caress happened to just complaining about people being liberal or conservative? Now we gotta label them as murderers just because they voted for trump or clinton? How bout this, you're all loving morons for supporting either rear end in a top hat, gently caress off and keep away from me.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Ah, the angry radical centrist shouting "I will not be politically labeled! I will not be politically labeled!" as they slowly turn into a cob of pure ideology.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Bernie would have won, that's an unpopular fact :colbert:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I've told a few of my friends if they were so sick of poo poo then pick up bricks and start putting them through windows. The constant belly-aching and no action is more annoying than the government (shock horror) not caring about people.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

spit on my clit posted:

On that same note, we shouldn't even be labeling people as nazis or communists in the first place, like what the gently caress happened to just complaining about people being liberal or conservative?

Have you been on the internet lately? Because both of those groups are proudly represented

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Solice Kirsk posted:

I've told a few of my friends if they were so sick of poo poo then pick up bricks and start putting them through windows. The constant belly-aching and no action is more annoying than the government (shock horror) not caring about people.

All of your political opinions were mine when I was 15 years old

I'm guessing you were educated in a poo poo state and didn't go to college

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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hawowanlawow posted:

All of your political opinions were mine when I was 15 years old

I'm guessing you were educated in a poo poo state and didn't go to college

Correct on both!

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

spit on my clit posted:

I'm tired of the "if you're not with us, you're a nazi/communist" binary bullshit going on in my country. gently caress you, i'm not antifa nor am I alt right, dont you loving label me to be your enemy because I think your views are just as brainless as the other persons. On that same note, we shouldn't even be labeling people as nazis or communists in the first place, like what the gently caress happened to just complaining about people being liberal or conservative? Now we gotta label them as murderers just because they voted for trump or clinton? How bout this, you're all loving morons for supporting either rear end in a top hat, gently caress off and keep away from me.

you call me a liberal we're gonna loving throw down. I'm a Marxist you reactionary little poo poo

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Guy Goodbody posted:

you call me a liberal we're gonna loving throw down. I'm a Marxist you reactionary little poo poo

Liberal, Marxist, yer' all the same socialists to me you cummie sonsa bitches!!!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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spit on my clit posted:

Liberal, Marxist, yer' all the same socialists to me you cummie sonsa bitches!!!

Ew.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
The most radical people I've met on either side wanted nearly the same thing, just a difference of location: "Society will be fixed once you kill all urban/rural poors." It's kind of remarkable.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



I'm not sure I've ever seen a blonde professional wrestler who didn't have gross looking hair. I don't know what it is, but all of them, including Hulk, have piss yellow hair that looks like the color of perspiration in old white men's hair.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

Well, in this scenario you'd also be letting them out once the Allies got into Germany. At worst, people could only accuse you of being overall neutral.

In one and only one respect do I agree with Zapp Brannigan: neutrality is the greater sin. Say what you want about our Nazi enemies, but they had ethos.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Caufman posted:

In one and only one respect do I agree with Zapp Brannigan: neutrality is the greater sin. Say what you want about our Nazi enemies, but they had ethos.

i believe that when you take what zapp brannigan says to heart, you've become just as dumb as him.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Give up your undies and submit yourself to the velour.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
NEVER

Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry
china can teleport photons into space. in a few years they'll probably do that to people who have life in prison.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Yobgoblin posted:

china can teleport photons into space. in a few years they'll probably do that to people who have life in prison.

seems a lot more expensive than a bullet, they'd probably just shoot them instead

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I don't understand why we don't just drain all of the blood out of condemned prisoners to benefit our blood banks. No drugs necessary, just let em drain out. Think that's more humane than inducing a sleeping heart attack or whatever.

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Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

Solice Kirsk posted:

I don't understand why we don't just drain all of the blood out of condemned prisoners to benefit our blood banks. No drugs necessary, just let em drain out. Think that's more humane than inducing a sleeping heart attack or whatever.

Probably because they contain a alphabet of hepatitis and HIV.

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