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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
there was a poll posted awhile back that wasn't reposted too much but it showed that there was only one group polled that still liked Hillary over bernie, and that was African Americans

amongst other groups polled: women, Hillary supporters 🤔

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lessail posted:

would it be

Sanders-san

or

Sanders-sama


????

i would prefer sanders-kun :blush:

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

logikv9 posted:

there was a poll posted awhile back that wasn't reposted too much but it showed that there was only one group polled that still liked Hillary over bernie, and that was African Americans

amongst other groups polled: women, Hillary supporters 🤔

How large was the gap?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

punk rebel ecks posted:

How large was the gap?

I don't remember, you'll have to mine the old suck zone for it

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Troy Queef posted:

whoa, mama, there's a lot to unpack about this article: http://www.theroot.com/bernie-sanders-black-women-problem-1796995081#_ga=2.184892448.821971625.1500235604-581843810.1476425799

first and foremost the guy who wrote it is tight with Ukrainian fascists and thinks that Stalin considered himself black, and he published it on The Root, which has had some...interesting takes lately.

quote:

But, for some reason, the Democratic Party, Sanders and his supporters seem more interested in converting racist Donald Trump supporters while dismissing the electoral power of black female voters

not sure why he groups those three faction together. only one of those things is trying to court racists, and their nominee lost for it.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

it's functionally irrelevant anyway. "preferring hillary clinton" doesn't mean they despise bernie, no matter how often it gets spun that way (not that you were doing this here). in general black people seem to largely like bernie, which is why articles like that are loving stupid.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

it's me, i'm the person couching our electoral success on an oppressed minority that is the victim of incredible voter suppression that is not going away until we actually loving win

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
Terrell Starr has been melting down about bernie since literally june/july 2016. He keeps saying "he doesn't actually hate bernie" but has spent the entire last year attacking bernie/the left in general while defending hillary. He wants that six figs pundit lifestyle really, really badly and will defend the status quo no matter what.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Ytlaya posted:

I mentioned in the D&D Democrats thread that the article misinterprets some statistics showing that a higher percent of black people voted than non-hispanic whites as meaning that black people flat out outvoted whites (which it should be trivially obvious is false).

edit: Specifically, it says this: "some voter turnout experts argue that black people overall outvoted white men and women in 2008."

I mean, unless you interpret "outvoted" as just "had a higher percent vote", but that's irrelevant to the greater "we can't win without all of this demographic" point.

yeah, I read that thread and holy poo poo the one person in there repeating the "universal social programs are racist" canard. that brand of identity politics is loving inscrutable and has lost to socialism, get over yourself mate.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Thats quite a bit of revisionist drivel going there, fella. If you didn’t want people using berniebro negatively, perhaps so many in the campaign should have refrained from flaming any dem who didn’t agree with them. Perhaps they shouldn’t have spent the campaign telling us that they’re the smart kid in the room and the rest of us should just fall in line.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Scent of Worf posted:

Terrell Starr has been melting down about bernie since literally june/july 2016. He keeps saying "he doesn't actually hate bernie" but has spent the entire last year attacking bernie/the left in general while defending hillary. He wants that six figs pundit lifestyle really, really badly and will defend the status quo no matter what.

shill for the job you want, not the job you have

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Troy Queef posted:

yeah, I read that thread and holy poo poo the one person in there repeating the "universal social programs are racist" canard. that brand of identity politics is loving inscrutable and has lost to socialism, get over yourself mate.

Giving everyone an equal share being unfair is a very simple concept you see,

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
there were 400 posts in the zone but nothing happened

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Oh wow this one is good

quote:

It’s not him being Jewish that is the problem. It’s him not “manifesting” Jewishness, admittedly in a way that’s familiar to Southern Blacks, that comes across as questionable. Atheism is not cool in the South. Turning away from God...when your people invented Him (in Jesusers’ minds) is “off”.

Jews I grew up with tended to be more overtly religious. As they are even more of minority in the South, religious services really pull community together in a way that’s not needed in NY, Chicago, Boston, LA. Hell, even New Orleans. All ethnic minorities in the South are like this. Bernie didn’t strike folks as the kind of guy who walks to shul (because that’s how it goes outside of the major, major cities where most people do drive). He came across like someone who doesn’t really care about “his people.”

There is something odd (and untrustworthy) about a minority who doesn’t come across like a member of his/her minority. Yes, that is a very limited and inaccurate point of view that doesn’t reflect the breadth of the Jewish community. It is, what it is.

If I’d been Bernie’s manager, I would have dug up “the Good Book”, had him brush up on his Bar Mitzvah Hebrew, and had him pointing at the sky with both hands hollerin’ “TRADITIOOON” like Tevye all over the South (tradiciooon en Tejas).

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


deadgoon posted:

there were 400 posts in the zone but nothing happened

http://i.imgur.com/XBZsWdr.gifv

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

SKULL.GIF posted:

Oh wow this one is good

holy poo poo

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
for some bernie is too jewish, for others he's not jewish enough.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

SKULL.GIF posted:

Oh wow this one is good

:yikes: hopefully that dude gets banned for racism.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

SKULL.GIF posted:

Oh wow this one is good

ha ha ha, worthless.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

SKULL.GIF posted:

Oh wow this one is good

Democrats: we gotta get more jewish

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Al! posted:

Democrats: we gotta get more jewish

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Al! posted:

Democrats, looking in a mirror, holding a yarmulke: we gotta get more jewish

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




ate poo poo on live tv posted:

:yikes: hopefully that dude gets banned for racism.

this is The Root comment section, basically TGRS but in Kinja

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

SKULL.GIF posted:

Oh wow this one is good

lol i like the tidbit that shows he has no idea the jews don't just use the christian old testament

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/HuffPost/status/887797685511696385

le resistance

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



logikv9 posted:

I don't remember, you'll have to mine the old suck zone for it

I think I posted it.

It got widely reported when the one in like March or whenever said Bernie was the most popular politician, then we dug up that AAs still liked Hillary more than Bernie, then I went to the site and saw that the April one was up and then it said Bernie now had higher favorables among AAs.

Ok I found the June one http://harvardharrispoll.com/wp-con...rs_06.22.17.pdf

Hillary favorable/unfavorable among AAs: 67/27 (page 45)
Bernie favorable/unfavorable among AAs: 71/15 (page 52)

I'm the 1% of people who voted for hillary in 2016 but have never heard of her

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Shear Modulus posted:

I think I posted it.

It got widely reported when the one in like March or whenever said Bernie was the most popular politician, then we dug up that AAs still liked Hillary more than Bernie, then I went to the site and saw that the April one was up and then it said Bernie now had higher favorables among AAs.

Ok I found the June one http://harvardharrispoll.com/wp-con...rs_06.22.17.pdf

Hillary favorable/unfavorable among AAs: 67/27 (page 45)
Bernie favorable/unfavorable among AAs: 71/15 (page 52)

I'm the 1% of people who voted for hillary in 2016 but have never heard of her

What's making African-Americans so racist toward minorities? 

On a serious note, I assume Hillary only has a majority support amongst upscale whites?

punk rebel ecks has issued a correction as of 23:33 on Jul 19, 2017

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


punk rebel ecks posted:

What's making African-Americans so racist toward minorities?

Racial bigotry is hardly limited to white people and is actually extremely common worldwide.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



punk rebel ecks posted:

What's making African-Americans so racist toward minorities? 

On a serious note, I assume Hillary only has a majority support amongst upscale whites?

SKULL.GIF posted:

Racial bigotry is hardly limited to white people and is actually extremely common worldwide.

must be economic anxiety :smug:

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
This on the other hand is a spicy as gently caress take:

quote:

That's what he is. The loving rear end in a top hat is a date rapist. I don't loath this piece of poo poo because he is a center-of-right politician or because he panders or because he doesn't support my interests. Anyone with any sort of power in this worthless country would slice my throat and my interests to get ahead. They don't give a poo poo about truth or fairness or equality. So in this respect Obama is nothing special. So that's not why I loathe him.

I loathe this motherfucker because of what he does to people like me. More naive than me, but like me. Younger than me, but like me. More optimistic than me, but like me.

I hate Obama because of what he does to the equivalent of my retarded brother.

Even republicans realize that McCain is a soft-serve piece of poo poo funneled into a nutcase. No matter how worthless or sick or mindless republican voters are, they are going into this election with eyes wide open.

But not the liberal youth. They believe in this loving bitch. This self-serving date rapist spineless cowardly slippery and smooth slick Brooks Brothers suit of nothing. He's somehow convinced them to believe in him. To be optimistic. To "hope" for "change".

Here's the thing, though. He's full of poo poo. It's obvious to anyone with the right eye. But people like my retarded brothers and sisters, they don't see it.

So if you wonder why I hate Baquack Obama, it isn't because I fell for his bullshit. It's because I know people who are intellectually and emotionally close to my worldview who fell for it. And they are giving him millions of their dollars and thousands of hours of their time just so he can ignore them the moment he doesn't need them anymore and do exactly the opposite of what my brothers and sisters thought he would do.

Yes, it's my brothers and sisters' fault for leaving the party, drunkenly walking across the overgrown grass in the backyard and wandering into the outhouse on the edge of the Ozark woods with Baquack Obamailure. But it's his fault for raping them.

He is a son of bitch. Because at least Hillary and McCain had enough balls to scoff at the idea of hope or change, in this country, at this moment, by politicians with the same old, self-obsessed ideals that they all hold.

But Obama packaged "hope" and "change" as a big red roofie and shoved it down my 12 year-old sister's throat with his fingers until she gagged on his wedding ring, all because he knew once she swallowed it he would get what he wanted.

gently caress Barack Obama.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



that's pretty funny because obama is basically the only pres nominee in years who wasnt actually a rapist or abetted one

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
his chris benoit meltdown was much better imo

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


ate poo poo on live tv posted:

This on the other hand is a spicy as gently caress take:

:staredog:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

paradol ex was a treasure

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
kyle jack too

quote:

King Hussein Obama I, flanked by his bodyguards, stepped out of his blinged Limoscalade and marched up the gold-lined marble steps of Washington Palace. It should have been a glorious day, yet under his heavy yet exquisite crown of carved human fetus-ivory his brow was ridged deeply as he silently brooded. Still, his posse, boomboxes on their shoulders, dance-walked up the steps, chains and gats jangling over the din as they grabbed their crotches.

As his trusted associates T-Von and Mook-Mook the Bushman pushed open the grand organic farm-grown cruelty-free redwood doors paid for by his 95% tax rate, he stepped into the antechamber of the gold-domed palace. Outside, ShariaVentalism reigned, but in here his word was law, and all his white teen sex slaves cowered before his glare more than even the hemp whips of their latte-drinking tweeded atheist masters.

He walked down the hallway toward his office and a prisoner in chains passed before him, lead by two turban-wearing Mexicans. He spotted the King and began shouting curses.

"You loving fascist! I knew it! I knew it! I told them, but they wouldn't listen, that your health care platform was a slippery slope to all this! You won't get away with this! The will of the Free Market will not be denied!"
"Seelenceo een the prezence of the Keeng, preesoner!"

King Obama spotted a chance to improve his ill mood.

"Bring him here. Good. Give me his file." The king looked over the prisoner's dossier. A long list of crimes against the state, and a repeat offender.
"You'll never get away with this! Never!"
"Hush now, Mr. Jack. We have ways of dealing with unruly sorts such as yourself."
"Praise be to Allah, seenyor."
"Peh! I spit at your torture! The Free Market gives me strength!"
"Oh, no, not anything as gauche as that."

The King grabbed a syringe from the outstretched hand of one of his nearby breakdancing bodyguards, and plunged it into the man's helpless neck.

"Now you are immune to rubella."

Kyle's lingering, echoing screams of tormented horror brought a slight smile like a crack in Obama's stony brown face as he walked into his lavish velvet-lined office and shut the door behind him. He motioned for his bodyguards to leave the room, and he addressed the giant screens hanging over his desk.

"Screen one on. Connect to Emperor bin Laden of Eurabia. Screen two: Hugo Chavez of the U.S.S.A.R.. Screen three: The High Elder of Zion."

The three figures appeared live via satelite.

"Gentlemen," began Obama darkly, "it's time to have...a conversation."

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Shear Modulus posted:

that's pretty funny because obama is basically the only pres nominee in years who wasnt actually a rapist or abetted one

what dirt do you have on john kerry

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Raskolnikov38 posted:

kyle jack too

i think that was written by goatstein about kylejack

AstheWorldWorlds
May 4, 2011

A Racist posted:

There is something odd (and untrustworthy) about a minority who doesn’t come across like a member of his/her minority.

Holy gently caress.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Al! posted:

i think that was written by goatstein about kylejack

it was but its much better than anything kylejack ever posted

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The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

This on the other hand is a spicy as gently caress take:

:staredog:

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