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google THIS posted:On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 21:22 |
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 21:23 |
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 23:01 |
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and today's Instagram hit: Digital Witnesses Get back, to your beef Get back, salad teeth Ooh, I want all those pork pies People turn the TV on, it looks just like a pie shop, yeah People turn the TV on, it looks just like a pie shop, yeah Digital witnesses, what's the point of even eating? If I can't show it, if you can't envy What's the point of eating anything? This is no time for French dressing I want all those pork pies People turn the TV on, it looks just like a restaurant, yeah People turn the TV on, it looks just like a restaurant, yeah Digital witnesses, what's the point of even eating? If I can't show it, if you can't envy Watch me eat pies near the London Bridge This is no time for French dressing People turn the TV on and order out for Nando's, yeah Get back to your hare You stare, but I don't care Oh oh, I, I want all of your pies Give me all of your pies I want all of your pies Give me all of it Digital witnesses, what's the point of even eating? If I can't show it, if you can't envy What's the point of eating anything? What's the point of even eating? So I stopped eating, yeah I stopped eating Won't somebody feed pork pies to me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVAxUMuhz98
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 23:12 |
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:34 |
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You were the sweetest cut that I ever knew But I don't care for honeyham if I can't have you Since I ran out of you My hunger has spiked Won't you cut the pieces up 'Cause it feels just like I'm chewin on salted ham Chewing on, chewing on salted ham Chewing on, chewing on salted ham |
# ? Jul 19, 2017 14:01 |
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You don't know me but I'm your butcher, You must be wondering about that smell I'm marinating meat in vinegar Is it done? Time will soon tell You- are making faces shaking your head at me You should try it and maybe then you'll see Pickling pig's feet Pickling pig's feet Pickling pig's feet Pickling pig's feet Take these pig's feet to your brother Please don't give me that vacant stare He's at home on his lazy rear end You can make him eat them on a dare You- are making faces shaking your head at me You should try it and maybe then you'll see Dare him to eat pig's feet Dare him to eat pig's feet Dare him to eat pig's feet Dare him to eat pig's feet https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jul 19, 2017 14:15 |
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I threw a fish on a grill So tired of this healthy swill I need some grease that might kill me This is my cheat day I trade my sole for a dish Cured meats and cheeses my wish Oh man it smells so delish Just keep it comin' my way Steak rare is smold'rin' That smoke ring was showin' Hot wings glisten golden Don't forget those back ribs, baby! Hey it's my cheat day And this is crazy But I'm going all out So pass the gravy It's hard to look right at that scale, babe I'll fix that number Tomorrow, maybe Hey it's my cheat day And this is crazy But I'm going all out So pass the gravy It's hard to look right at that scale, babe I'll fix that number Tomorrow, maybe |
# ? Jul 19, 2017 19:40 |
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google THIS posted:I threw a fish on a grill before pork came into my life i wasn't so fat and you should know that and it's not low-fat bacon made me so fat
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 21:49 |
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[prince voice] oh baby baby baby what's it gonna be? oh baby baby baby is it pig or is it beef?
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 23:58 |
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My mind is telling me no But my piggy's telling me yes |
# ? Jul 20, 2017 02:30 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:My mind is telling me no My stomach's saying let's go But my mind's saying no I'm bologna in a bottle |
# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:05 |
Your shirts so stained, you probably think I don't know you've been shame eating hot wings I don't think I thought this one out very well in sorry guys |
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:33 |
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*the lyrics to pork soda by primus, but with even more pork* |
# ? Jul 20, 2017 22:41 |
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I was gonna have some fruit, but the cracklin’s deep fried I’m gonna cheat on my diet too, cuz the cracklin’s deep fried My arteries are all messed up, and I know why Cuz the cracklin’s deep fried, the cracklin’s deep fried, the cracklin’s deep fried |
# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:37 |
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Hush little baby don't say a word And never mind that oink you heard It's just the meats under your bed In your locker, in your shed Exit, swine Enter, brine Tastes of ham Exit, swine Enter, brine Take my hand We're off to savor flavor land pork steaks fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Jul 25, 2017 |
# ? Jul 25, 2017 22:06 |
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They tried to make me switch to vegan and I said no, no, no
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 13:22 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:19 |
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Pigs in the oven Pork for my bell' Pigs in the oven Pork for my bell' |
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