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stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

i've been convinced for like a year this guy has a rubbermaid full of arms and legs in his shed

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BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
Donald Trump make the eulogy

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

shiksa posted:

brain cancer huh

well i'm deeply concerned about it

this is the correct response

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Turdfuzz posted:

more like Gone McBrain

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

I was a McCain supporter in 2000.

Happier days.

Note I was a child then. Though in some ways, I still am.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

euphronius posted:

that nyt article is boy man idk

every paragraph would be worth its own bombshell article were these the old times

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Donald Trump make the eulogy

"I'm glad he's dead, I don't like losers that get taken prisoner!"

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot
"Jeff Sessions takes the job, gets into the job, recuses himself, which frankly I think is very unfair to the President," Trump said, referring to himself. "How do you take a job and then recuse yourself? If he would have recused himself before the job, I would have said, 'Thanks, Jeff, but I'm not going to take you.' It's extremely unfair -- and that's a mild word -- to the President."

lol

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/19/politics/donald-trump-interview-jeff-sessions/index.html

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

jigokuman posted:

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/887825565599776769

jigokuman on SA says he's got a brain in his malignant tumor

well this explains a lot

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

lol

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

zakkro posted:

Donlad J Trupmp doesn't know the word "repertoire," c'mon

yeah i thought the exact same thing

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

GobiasIndustries posted:

My honest first reaction to the McCain brain news was a laugh. I'm....yea I guess a bad person.


*flashlights his eyes*

stay with me john we need this bill to pass

*slaps him around hard* stay with me dammit! one blink for yes, one blink

cmon buddy we need your vote to killl millions, don't die yet, blink just blink please *forcefully runs fingers down his eyes, closing them, then forcefully runs fingers back up opening them*

you saw that right, he blinked, he blinked. that's a yes, oh thank god *sighs in relief while simultaneously discarding his body to the floor and walking away*

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
McCain's state funeral will feature speeches by Sarah Palin and Donald Trump

fitting

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

John McCain, 80, was no angel

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/MeghanMcCain/status/887826105352298496

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

shiksa posted:

brain cancer huh

well i'm deeply concerned about it

I don't like joking about death even with those I hate but :lol::lol::lol:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
john mccain has cancer and trump said dumb sht

its been an alright day

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


i hope she gets brain cancer too

Blatzmobile
Nov 1, 2012

This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
The People's Army of Vietnam finally broke him.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

That DICK! posted:

i hope she gets brain cancer too

gotta have a brain first!!!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
It's the year that keeps on giving! I'm deeply concerned about all this winning

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

John McCain's statement on his brain cancer: "This is very concerning, but it is ghghdsuflsjkdafsd"

e: gently caress already an old joke

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

the only thing that has more cancer in the McCain family than John are the memos written in this font

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Lastgirl posted:

*flashlights his eyes*

stay with me john we need this bill to pass

*slaps him around hard* stay with me dammit! one blink for yes, one blink

cmon buddy we need your vote to killl millions, don't die yet, blink just blink please *forcefully runs fingers down his eyes, closing them, then forcefully runs fingers back up opening them*

you saw that right, he blinked, he blinked. that's a yes, oh thank god *sighs in relief while simultaneously discarding his body to the floor and walking away*

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
mccain's brain

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

donald trump gave john mccain brain cancer

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Turdfuzz posted:

more like Gone McBrain

I am troubled by this joke.

*laughs anyway*

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
john mcbuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


"it won't surprise you to know that in all of this the one who is most confident and calm is my father"

he has literal brain cancer and doesn't actually know what you just told him meg

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
i really want to feel bad but he gave us sarah palin

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
maybe mccain's brain cancer was making him speak out against trump and certain rep. policies but still vote party lockstep 100% of the time...

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot

that font makes this read funny (er?)

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
At press time, McCain said that he was deeply concerned about his brain tumor but decided not to treat it anyway.

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!
There is a bit of irony here. Kennedy's death from brain cancer through ObamaCare for a loop and when Scott Brown won it looked like any kind of heathcare was over for the Democrats.

Cancer sucks and don't wish it on anyone. Thinking back to the Comey questioning--not looking good for the maverick.

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
that tumor stole his folds

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

eonwe posted:

the only thing that has more cancer in the McCain family than John are the memos written in this font

mmm...

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

so, would have brain cancer caused his word salad during the comey hearing?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
SOMEONE PAGE DOCTOR CARSON

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peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot

eonwe posted:

the only thing that has more cancer in the McCain family than John are the memos written in this font

:hf:

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