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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age


is this a suicide note

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Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009



That's what im talkin about

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

triple sulk posted:

i wonder what the left's reaction would be if it was instead mcconnell who had brain cancer and not a guy who puts up a facade of giving a single gently caress about morals

brain cancer for all

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

obviously

sessions and king are in the kool klansman klub together

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Salt Fish posted:

You escaped being a republican not because of your capacity for critical thinking but because of chance tribal association. If you had been born into different circumstances you'd be a proud boy.

No, and your inability to see that people choose the tribe they belong to (which is an incredibly facile and stupid metaphor for so many different reasons) is why you keep making excuses for people in your life who are doing you damage.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


HailedUser posted:

Wait, did Scalise actually get his dick shot off or something?

In what the umpire described as "the first 10-10-10 triple play in baseball history," a bullet destroyed Scalise's balls, dick, and rear end in a top hat in a single play.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

triple sulk posted:

i wonder what the left's reaction would be if it was instead mcconnell who had brain cancer and not a guy who puts up a facade of giving a single gently caress about morals

they'll still do decorum

but he deserves it even more

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

what if donald trump had brain cancer

what if hitler had brain cancer

what a shame such a rotten way to die :geno:

oh well c'est la vie *continues living my consumerist lifestyle full of pretend meaningful choices because i am associated by tribe*

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Eleven Eleven
Nov 12, 2016

Citizen Tayne posted:

In what the umpire described as "the first 10-10-10 triple play in baseball history," a bullet destroyed Scalise's balls, dick, and rear end in a top hat in a single play.

Source?

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
POW right in the pisser

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i would probably be angrier about mccain were i born into a tribe called quest

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

HailedUser posted:

Wait, did Scalise actually get his dick shot off or something?

dick, balls, and rear end in a top hat

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Where is the Me Like McCain thread from ye olde LF

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
McCain has always been the best of the republicans, which is why the brain cancer is so richly deserved.


He coulda got shot in the rear end and balls.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



http://lmgtfy.com/?q=steve+scalise%27s+dick+balls+and+rear end in a top hat+are+destroyed

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Donkwich posted:

POW right in the pisser

I lolled

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

i would probably be angrier about mccain were i born into a tribe called quest

ridin on this train with no dough sucks

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa

I am in awe

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
mccains last vision on earth is going to be a pov of that scene from danger 5 where the guy has flashbacks to the vietnam camp where the interrogator puts on lipstick and sucks him off

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Steve King proudly displays the confederate flag on his desk and other poo poo.
He represents Iowa, a state never in the confederacy.
gently caress Steve King.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Terror Sweat posted:

fun fact: if john mccain broke ranks and supported the public option you would have functional loving healthcare

fun fact: Joe Lieberman ruined healthcare for every American

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa

who the gently caress talks like this

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

CherryCola posted:

who the gently caress talks like this

someone who punched a whole lot of nazis and supports the continued punching of nazis

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

GobiasIndustries posted:

fun fact: Joe Lieberman ruined healthcare for every American

he did, but dont forget there were 40 other senators who also could have voted yes

every republican is a tremendous piece of poo poo

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
how many all white buses can jeff sessions be thrown under

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

GobiasIndustries posted:

fun fact: Joe Lieberman ruined healthcare for every American

thanks lovett

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/887850304162713600

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa

Gringostar posted:

someone who punched a whole lot of nazis and supports the continued punching of nazis

okay carry on I guess

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

CherryCola posted:

who the gently caress talks like this

yeah it's "sharp as a thistle"

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Office Pig posted:

This thread is sometimes awful.

GBM is a poo poo diagnosis.

You can hate McCain's policies and also have sympathy for his situation. He is a human being. Yes his decisions affected other human beings and you should also have sympathy for their situations as well.

Christ.

it is poo poo, but who cares, lots of people get cancer and mccain probably could have helped who got it

instead he'd rather be "troubled" about everything

I wouldn't wish for him to get cancer, but its kind of like that saying. I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Parity warning posted:

:qq: will no one else shed a tear for the human garbage loving all our lives up??

*stifles sobs*

he had so many more to kiiiiiiillll

what a waaaaaste :qq:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
people before today: wow mccain is a lovely person and i hope he dies
People after today: mccain is an american treasure and i hope he lives to be 120

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOJveO5nYQ8

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Vertical Lime posted:

thanks lovett

It isn't untrue :shrug:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



McCain will be eulogized by a fat insane draft dodging man who mocked him and called him a coward not 6 months after bending the knee to him unambiguously and supporting all the stupid poo poo he vomited out

McCain will be eulogized with a rant about election maps and Hillary Clinton and it will be the absolute definition of justice

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

eonwe posted:

it is poo poo, but who cares, lots of people get cancer and mccain probably could have helped who got it

instead he'd rather be "troubled" about everything

I wouldn't wish for him to get cancer, but its kind of like that saying. I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire

that was from some d&d nerd

my most quoted post ever is from... some d&d nerd :smith:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

ridin on this train with no dough sucks

so don't violate or you'll get deported
the brain tumor cells are well agitated
won't ever waste no time on the trumped up ego
ignoring russian spies with the scenario

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
i need a alcok counting odwn for brain death to know the perfet moment to cum

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