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Jastiger posted:Hmmm good info on whittling itt. How about girls re: cobbling. Is that interesting to them at all? women be shoppin so probably not if you offer to repair their shoes their probably gonna look at you like you're quentin tarantino or something although toe-sucking is a real thing so it's a mixed bag
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I honestly don't know how you guys aren't enjoying this but the thread can certainly continue functioning as designed in the meantimequote:I think I'm a pedo. I had a love at first sight experience with a little girl. I think she was like 13, she looked like a middle schooler. She was busking with a friend or a sister, and she was so cute I just wanted to eat her up. She looked at me and smiled, and I smiled back, but got spooked and gooned the hell out of there instead of even giving them change. The next day I tried looking for her in the same area, but she wasn't there. I wanted to ask her for a hug. I would have paid so much to hug that little girl and sniff her hair. I might have gotten to do it too, since I'm a late-20's muscleman and not a fat, gross grandpa. I was on vacation abroad, so I'm not going to meet her again, but wanting to molest a little girl was a really creepy experience. I don't think I've ever seen anyone need the thread title as much as you do I dunno, dude, you really don't have to be a pedo. You've been involved with fully-grown women and since you CAN stick to that, you probably should. At any rate you're a rape victim and you need some help processing this. Maybe shop around some therapists a little. quote:I killed my baby brother when I was a kid and never admitted it to anyone. You seem to remember your emotional state well for an 8-year-old and I don't think I knew people could die that way when I was 12, but I enjoyed reading this anyway If true thread title etc etc etc
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Child Murder Goon - God works in mysterious ways.
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I don't think you should gently caress or kill kids, but that's just one man's opinion
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loquacius posted:Baby Tim Jesus christ... I have two boys, 3-years-old and 3-months-old now and goddamn, this hit me hard. To picture my older son doing this to his baby brother is sickening, and then to picture my wife, likely the best mother I've ever known, kill herself over it is just... I need to just not read this thread anymore 
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Jul 19, 2017 13:21
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Space Race Riot posted:I don't think you should gently caress or kill kids, but that's just one man's opinion
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Space Race Riot posted:I don't think you should gently caress or kill kids, but that's just one man's opinion Respectfully disagree *tips fedora*
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Jul 19, 2017 13:37
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What about the other, equally valid side?
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So did you just happen to get two kiddie themed confessions in a row or do you pick them out to post together?
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goons really shouldn't gently caress they make very bad decisions regarding that brother murderer should've make himself older in the story, then it'd be more believable. I've seen 8 year olds and they're dumb af
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Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:So did you just happen to get two kiddie themed confessions in a row or do you pick them out to post together? I only ever gently caress with the queue order if there's an update from a regular which I feel like bumping to the front of the line, or when I skip things At any rate the queue is still kind of sparse so I wouldn't have this luxury even if I wanted it Police Automaton posted:brother murderer should've make himself older in the story, then it'd be more believable. I've seen 8 year olds and they're dumb af tbf he was 12 at murdertime which still sounds kind of young to know how to Jimi-Hendrix someone but that's just me
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Police Automaton posted:goons really shouldn't gently caress they make very bad decisions regarding that
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Jastiger posted:What about the other, equally valid side? Aren't you that dude that wants to bone Lena Dunham? I'm afraid I'm gonna have to disregard your opinions concerning loving of any sort if that is indeed the case
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Instead of obsessing over the attention your brother got and then killing him you probably should've just relaxed in the evening with an ice cold Pabst. Bet you wish you could roll back the clock on that one.
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Space Race Riot posted:Aren't you that dude that wants to bone Lena Dunham? I'm afraid I'm gonna have to disregard your opinions concerning loving of any sort if that is indeed the case Incel spotted
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quote:I killed my baby brother when I was a kid and never admitted it to anyone. Have you considered whittling a replacement brother?
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number one pta fan posted:Have you considered whittling a replacement brother? lmao well done
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number one pta fan posted:Have you considered whittling a replacement brother? whittle urself some puss
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whittle urself a Hugh
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Jastiger posted:Incel spotted I don't know, man... if one has boned in the past, one's taste might be MORE refined than one that has yet to bone.
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Space Race Riot posted:Aren't you that dude that wants to bone Lena Dunham? I'm afraid I'm gonna have to disregard your opinions concerning loving of any sort if that is indeed the case its good to have realistic expectations imo or you become an incel
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I consider myself a pragmatist, and generally gently caress any women that are broken enough to let me, but cmon man you gotta draw the line somewhere. I set the bar pretty low around here, but they at least need to be able to leave their feet to jump over it.
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jastiger posts his picture in the pyf selfie thread so i find his desire of lena dunham understandable
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Ah, that makes more sense, I misinterpreted that initially as I've not seen that thread . Though I've heard tell that he stalks women in there
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Jastiger just enjoys having pebbles inserted into his b-hole.
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Jul 19, 2017 15:09
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I see nothing untrue above in the last few posts. Good discussion all. Also some girls find me attractive and that kinda owns. Thus i post in selfie thread a few times. Confidence wins the ladies, as does hating the South.
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Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:This is an extremely hot take on being raped. If its a legitimate rape there's a way to shut that thing down 
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Jul 19, 2017 15:32
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i'd bone lena dunham just so i could write 2000 words on it and finally get published on vice
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Jul 19, 2017 15:44
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i'm an extraordinarily handsome and charming man, when i have therapy sessions it's the counsellor who's having weird sexual thoughts about me, i'm uniquely qualified to talk about seducing women
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number one pta fan posted:i'd bone lena dunham just so i could write 2000 words on it and finally get published on vice you could probably write 2000 wods about wanting to have sex with her and get it published by vice
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Jose posted:you could probably write 2000 wods about wanting to have sex with her and get it published by vice i'm into bdsm and actually quite enjoyed girls before it slowly degraded into some of the absolute worst poo poo ever televised it'd be a colourful 2000 words
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Have you boned anyone at a PTA meeting?
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Viva Miriya posted:Have you boned anyone at a PTA meeting? Walter White did
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number one pta fan posted:i'm into bdsm and actually quite enjoyed girls before it slowly degraded into some of the absolute worst poo poo ever televised There's BDSM on Girls? I'm not sure whether I find this information surprising or not all I really know about it is that it's basically Lena Dunham's rich-millenial-in-New-York autobiography
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syscall girl posted:Walter White did yeah but has the number one pta fan done it
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My favorite fesh I can remember right now is that one guy with the basehead wife that he killed and made it look like an accident Geez goons really like to fantasize about murdering lol
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McGavin posted:Jastiger just enjoys having pebbles inserted into his b-hole. That just seems unsanitary. I hope they were washed off first.
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Sjs00 posted:My favorite fesh I can remember right now is that one guy with the basehead wife that he killed and made it look like an accident I liked the one with the guy that wrote the 5 page love note, the one with the boss that he started dating after getting her fired, and the ongoing saga of the therapist goon (but I think he's probably dead now). The other two seemed to turn out well in the end though!
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Yeah, it has been a while since we got an update from therapy goon. My guess is that they took a trip to Amsterdam and he happened to face in the direction of the redlight district and she grabbed a bike out from under someone riding by and beat him to death with it.
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I mentioned earlier in the thread that I get arrested/pulled over routinely and someone asked just how often. I just got pulled over 2 minutes ago. Nothing bad happened because I was respectful, non threatening and had just made the guy's dinner at the sub place I work at. Cops are cool.
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