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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/isikbreen/status/887843997011628033

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

TwoStepBoog posted:

lol my brother voted for Stein

eww

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Phone posted:

rt is basically the only place that books anyone that might fall on the left side of the spectrum

kinda yeah. its funny how the right fell for the trap first.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/crampell/status/887853094289129473

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

magiccarpet posted:

i am going to deliver a round houses kick to your glasses

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/nwmalinowski/status/887873141908832256

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Yeah what the gently caress is he even referring to here

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Lastgirl posted:

i cant wait to be a huge piece of poo poo and post sick burns on Gone McBrain all day long lmebo

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015


uh what has she been doing lately other than working on her awesome charity and occasionally posting on Instagram?

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

one of the things i didnt know about the vietnam POWs was how incredibly politicized they became during the nixon and ford administrations in a couple different dimensions, its a pretty crazy story

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I love how in the Escalator Era, I can step away for a few hours and come back to:

1) the president threatening his own:

a) attorney general
b) deputy attorney general
c) special prosecutor
d)acting FBI director
e) former FBI director
f) nominated FBI director

2) the president not-so-subtly hinting that the new FBI director will report directly to him as his lackey
3) the president giving further credence that Russian whores peed on him
4) the president admitting that his condos were used for money laundering
5) the president's son, the Green party head, the president's former campaign manager all being dragged to the Senate because of their investigation in said president being a literal Russian spy
6) John McCain's brain exploding from too much winning
7) the president's former campaign manager being in debt to Russia for $17 million
8) and probably a bunch of other poo poo I forgot

and it all barely phases me

Nichael has issued a correction as of 04:20 on Jul 20, 2017

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

anime was right posted:

kinda yeah. its funny how the right fell for the trap first.

but did they?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/887866212171997185

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Youth Decay posted:

uh what has she been doing lately other than working on her awesome charity and occasionally posting on Instagram?

I think tumpy hates her for some reason but I'm probably too young to know why

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

this is the funniest poo poo

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Snoo posted:

I think tumpy hates her for some reason but I'm probably too young to know why

Trump hates her because she made a joke on The View about how ridiculous it was that he was running a reality TV show about being a successful businessman when he had gone through multiple bankruptcies, and implied that he *gasp* wasn't actually as rich as he claimed he was.

also because she dares to be female and not attractive to him

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

The Snoo posted:

I think tumpy hates her for some reason but I'm probably too young to know why

woman, fat, once probably made a joke about him, the unholy trifecta

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
my mean Sean is breaking the story that a lovely iphone game lets you walk trump into a T-Rex mouth and he's GENUINELY asking if this is 'more than just a joke'.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
ok can we acceler8 things along now

tough poo poo john go to sleep ok now lets use him as a prop for UHC and spark a national deb8 proceed :cabot:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

I'm thikning of a new service, maybe something disruptive like Uber where you can rent a minority to travel in your proximity so you may blame your crimes on him or her.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



The Snoo posted:

I think tumpy hates her for some reason but I'm probably too young to know why

he hates her because she's fat

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Youth Decay posted:

After a brief review of George Clinton's twitter I can conclude that he is woke af

does that remotely shock you tho

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
that's a really bad idea. No way that would work

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Shear Modulus posted:

he hates her because she's fat

but...... he's also fat :thunk:

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

sexpig by night posted:

woman, fat, once probably made a joke about him, the unholy trifecta

Also she got rich and famous on her own talent (whatever your opinion on it might be), which is something Trump couldn't dream of doing.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

god he's lumpy

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
john McCain, us senator, victim of Obamacare

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Nichael posted:

I love how in the Escalator Era, I can step away for a few hours and come back to:

1) the president threatening his own:

a) attorney general
b) deputy attorney general
c) special prosecutor
d)acting FBI director
e) former FBI director
f) nominated FBI director

2) the president not-so-subtly hinting that the new FBI director will report directly to him as his lackey
3) the president giving further credence that Russian whores peed on him
4) the president admitting that his condos were used for money laundering
5) the president's son, the Green party head, the president's former campaign manager all being dragged to the Senate because of their investigation in said president being a literal Russian spy
6) John McCain's brain exploding from too much winning
7) the president's former campaign manager being in debt to Russia for $17 million
8) and probably a bunch of other poo poo I forgot

and it all barely phases me

lol

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
In a day of healthcare bill collapse, hilarious russian shady poo poo coming to light again, and a man literally dying of brain cancer, Sean and Tucker have reported on gypsies, the wnba (who you are NOT ALLOWED to joke about BY LAW), and now a lovely iphone game.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



The Snoo posted:

but...... he's also fat :thunk:

are you implying that us president donald "j" trump is a hypocrite

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



:vince:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

also it's not happening but i still really hope jill stein is somehow a russian plant

that would just be :discourse:

zakkro
May 29, 2015


I hope Hannity does an expose on this subforum.

He's desperate enough to cover it.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Squizzle posted:

does that remotely shock you tho

I mean Bootsy's twitter is all him talking about dead celebrities and wishing other celebrities happy birthday whereas George is retweeting Preet Bharara

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

weekend at Bernies John McCains corpse to deny McConnell the vote

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Yinlock posted:

also it's not happening but i still really hope jill stein is somehow a russian plant

that would just be :discourse:

Personally I think it's time for Jilly to get back into the Gaia Gangsta Rap game.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/887873936750510080

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



stein is too unimportant to be a russian agent

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

ScrubLeague posted:

Personally I think it's time for Jilly to get back into the Gaia Gangsta Rap game.

Planet's dyin Cloud, but a three-time Presidential nominee

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
John McCain is such a hero for constantly voting to steal healthcare from millions of Americans.

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