Newspaper Spider-Man: "Yo, Spider-Man! Down here!"

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

I hope tomorrow the third panel is just an awkward shot of the three of them driving with Mole Man in the front middle seat.

# ? Jul 18, 2017 02:30

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# ? May 22, 2024 17:47

Manatee Cannon: Aug 26, 2010

can't wait for the scene at the motel where mole man is naked and fighting a coyote over a trash can

# ? Jul 18, 2017 02:32

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Manatee Cannon posted:

can't wait for the scene at the motel where mole man is naked and fighting a coyote over a trash can

Please be reading the thread, drunken Sunday Strip artist.

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:23

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Moleman as the driver. :getin:

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:28

FronzelNeekburm: Jun 1, 2001; STOP, MORTTIME

mind the walrus posted:

I hope tomorrow the third panel is just an awkward shot of the three of them driving with Mole Man in the front middle seat.

Come listen to a story 'bout a man named Melvin
Lived underground, temperature 1000 Kelvin
Then one day, he was countin' up his gold,
got chased above ground by a nuclear toad

(Armordillo, that is!
Former friend!
Name's Lenny!)

Well, next thing you know, Melvin's a billionaire,
Spiderman said, "Mole Man, move away from there!"
Said California's the place you oughta go!
So they loaded up the truck,
and they moved to Francisco!
San, that is -- chocolate bars, Google cars.

# ? Jul 18, 2017 04:15

David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

I can't believe I'm about to type this sentience:

Let them ride the Moleman's worm to San Francisco.

David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Jul 18, 2017

# ? Jul 18, 2017 04:16

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

WE HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY MOLE WORM

# ? Jul 18, 2017 04:20

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

David D. Davidson posted:

I can't believe I'm about to type is sentience:

Let them ride the Moleman's worm to San Francisco.

Seems a little explicit for a newspaper comic strip.

# ? Jul 18, 2017 05:00

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

FronzelNeekburm posted:

Sunday Strip is just Pete, MJ, May, Anna and the oddly omnipresent agent standing, smiling and waving.

# ? Jul 18, 2017 06:30

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Synthbuttrange posted:

"So, who's your friend?"

"This...is our son, who has dressed up for Halloween."

# ? Jul 18, 2017 06:33

Otherkinsey Scale: Jul 17, 2012; Just a little bit of sunshine!

"I keep asking ya--what's a mole?"

# ? Jul 18, 2017 06:39

good day for a bris: Feb 4, 2006; No, I don't want to play "Conversation Parade".

mind the walrus posted:

WE HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY MOLE WORM

Good for him!

# ? Jul 18, 2017 19:38

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

But I wanna go to Frisco!

# ? Jul 19, 2017 00:59

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

I feel better knowing Captain Crunch is sending them off.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 01:09

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

We're sending you to San Francisco and we're sparing every expense.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 02:42

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Stan casually sending off the extra characters so he can focus on The Wedding Saga

# ? Jul 19, 2017 03:06

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

Haifisch posted:

Please let there be an awkward roadtrip sequence.

That right there is good case scenario.
Better Case Scenario: Mole Man and May get hitched without any problems and it remains canon and influences other media like Pete marrying MJ.
Best Case Scenario: Jacky reveals himself to be the second Clown-9.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 03:07

Kurui Reiten: Apr 24, 2010

SilverSupernova posted:

That right there is good case scenario.
Better Case Scenario: Mole Man and May get hitched without any problems and it remains canon and influences other media like Pete marrying MJ.
Best Case Scenario: Jacky reveals himself to be the second Clown-9.

Betterest Case Scenario: Jacky, Clown-9.1, is also legally allowed to marry couples, and is ready and willing to do so.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 03:22

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Synthbuttrange posted:

But I wanna go to Frisco!

FIREWORKS FACTORY 1/2 MILE

# ? Jul 19, 2017 03:54

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Push El Burrito posted:

We're sending you to San Francisco and we're sparing every expense.

What do you think this agency is made of? Mole money?

# ? Jul 19, 2017 04:13

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

mind the walrus posted:

What do you think this agency is made of? Mole money?

Mole money, mole problems

# ? Jul 19, 2017 09:24

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Push El Burrito posted:

We're sending you to San Francisco and we're sparing every expense.

mind the walrus posted:

What do you think this agency is made of? Mole money?

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Mole money, mole problems

I can't believe how good this thread is, to say nothing of the comic itself.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:25

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:39

Begemot: Oct 14, 2012; The One True Oden

Did Pete develop Memento disease from getting hit on the head with too many blunt objects? :ohdear:

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:41

Mover: Jun 30, 2008

Tyrannus claiming the right of primae noctis over aunt may b/c Mole man is still technically a subterranean citizen

# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:46

Manatee Cannon: Aug 26, 2010

Begemot posted:

Did Pete develop Memento disease from getting hit on the head with too many blunt objects?

I assume he's just surprised that they're doing it so fast

there's a lot of planning that goes into a wedding... well, unless you're marrying the mole man I guess

# ? Jul 20, 2017 06:33

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Aunt May's about 100, she doesn't have any time to waste.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 06:44

Manatee Cannon: Aug 26, 2010

aunt may will outlive us all

# ? Jul 20, 2017 06:51

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Manatee Cannon posted:

I assume he's just surprised that they're doing it so fast

there's a lot of planning that goes into a wedding... well, unless you're marrying the mole man I guess

Her social circle is like 4 people, which cuts down on a lot.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 07:19

The Unnamed One: Jan 13, 2012; "BOOM!"

I'm sure May had a big inner circle, but most of them have passed away from natural causes in the last 20 years

Too bad Tyrannus won't let Lenny be Melvin's best man

# ? Jul 20, 2017 11:19

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

May had a lot of cool friends when she was an activist in the late 70s and 80s. I don't know if a single one of them ever made it to the newspaper strip, though.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 11:44

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Mover posted:

Tyrannus claiming the right of primae noctis over aunt may b/c Mole man is still technically a subterranean citizen

It's not something that historically actually existed, though.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 13:18

BravestOfTheLamps: Oct 12, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Lipstick Apathy

It does in Marvel canon.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 13:32

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

and in my heart

# ? Jul 20, 2017 14:10

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Cat Mattress posted:

It's not something that historically actually existed, though.

Gilgamesh got in trouble for it, so his people sent him out to fight a monster in the hopes that he'd either die or would stop being such a lonely depressed sadsack. Along the way he forged a bromance with a crazy redneck hillbilly so strong and pure it's still talked about today.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 15:28

Zeeman: May 8, 2007; Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

Why would they get married in LA and not New York?

# ? Jul 20, 2017 15:49

tom bob-ombadil: Jan 1, 2012

PoptartsNinja posted:

Gilgamesh got in trouble for it, so his people sent him out to fight a monster in the hopes that he'd either die or would stop being such a lonely depressed sadsack. Along the way he forged a bromance with a crazy redneck hillbilly so strong and pure it's still talked about today.

That is the greatest summary of the Epic of Gilgamesh I have ever read. Bless you, Goon Sir.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 16:29