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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Piss isn't harmful. It's sterile.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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We Know Catheters posted:

Piss isn't harmful. It's sterile.

Bleach is also sterile.

Fish and Chimps
Feb 16, 2012

mmmfff
Fun Shoe

We Know Catheters posted:

Piss isn't harmful. It's sterile.

Sure it is, buddy. You should drink some of it. Remember to gargle.

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/turns-out-urine-isnt-actually-sterile-180954809/

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

That test was woman-biased. 😉 Not all piss is the same.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

We Know Catheters posted:

That test was woman-biased. 😉

Bam, cooties scientifically proven.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





"suggested that modern testing tools aren’t sufficient to really understand urine"

What IS urine? We just don't know.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

We Know Catheters posted:

Piss isn't harmful. It's sterile.

Drinking piss can contribute to gout; it's a common thing in the watersports community. Which is a fact I learned from Dan Savage, not from drinking pee.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


[Motherfuckin Like]

DisgracelandUSA posted:

Also why would you get your last name in giant script letters across your ribcage and side????

Steve O from Jackass got his own face tattooed on his back, so uhh what I'm saying is don't do drugs, kids.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Trig Discipline posted:

Drinking piss can contribute to gout; it's a common thing in the watersports community.

For a second there I thought there was something about water skiing that they don't tell you about on TV :downs:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Well now that I said that I can't track down the article so maybe it was just a weird dream I had about reading an article about piss drinkers.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Trig Discipline posted:

Drinking piss can contribute to gout; it's a common thing in the watersports community. Which is a fact I learned from Dan Savage, not from drinking pee.

As long as you're not chugging it by the gallon, it's ok. 👌

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

We Know Catheters posted:

Piss isn't harmful. It's sterile.

Maybe for a couple seconds.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

We Know Catheters posted:

As long as you're not chugging it by the gallon, it's ok. 👌

poo poo that's what I've been doing wrong. :smith:

Zidrooner
Jul 20, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

We Know Catheters posted:

Piss isn't harmful. It's sterile.

Non infectious does not mean non harmful. Your body is trying to get rid of that stuff for a reason.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



I just don't get why people would be consuming the stuff that comes from a system which has evolved specifically to get rid of things your body does not want in it.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

TheMostFrench posted:

I just don't get why people would be consuming the stuff that comes from a system which has evolved specifically to get rid of things your body does not want in it.

Because these are the same people who probably get their vagina steamed and buy dumb poo poo from goop.com.

Reason, logic and science are all off limits to these whackadoodles.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

is that a nipple on his arm

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

OMFG FURRY posted:

is that a nipple on his arm

lol so I wasn't alone on this. It took a couple tries to realize what I was looking at

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

We Know Catheters posted:

Piss isn't harmful. It's sterile.

We Know Catheters posted:

As long as you're not chugging it by the gallon, it's ok. 👌

Not sure about the username/post combo on these

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

OMFG FURRY posted:

is that a nipple on his arm

is that a smaller, baby arm, below his "arm"?

The Hambulance
Apr 19, 2011

:20bux:

ASK ME ABOUT MY AWESOME STARTUP IDEA


Pillbug

Government needs to spend more on piss research

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



What if I buttchug piss?

violentlycitrus
Aug 3, 2004

Trig Discipline posted:

Well now that I said that I can't track down the article so maybe it was just a weird dream I had about reading an article about piss drinkers.

Who hasn't been woken up from a sound sleep by dreams of articles about the consequences of drinking piss?

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



OMFG FURRY posted:

is that a nipple on his arm

The tattoo is down the side of his torso.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

vyst posted:

What if I buttchug piss?

You will inherit the powers of Thor, God of Thunder





...and piss.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

WHAT BIG PISS DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747
I’m a sex positive person, but I don’t understand why people have to make their fetishes public.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Pissssssssss

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

is that a smaller, baby arm, below his "arm"?

oh lol i underestimated big dumb tattoos

'pretty big dummy to have his last name tattooed on his arm' <--- me, someone who didn't think it could get worse

Kullik
Jan 5, 2017

I went to school with a guy, and in his last year there he showed up with a big ol' tattoo in what looked like times new roman or some lovely system font of his first name on his arm.
No one seemed to find this funny apart from me, i got told i was a dick cause i asked if that was in case he forgot his own name.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Kullik posted:

I went to school with a guy, and in his last year there he showed up with a big ol' tattoo in what looked like times new roman or some lovely system font of his first name on his arm.
No one seemed to find this funny apart from me, i got told i was a dick cause i asked if that was in case he forgot his own name.

That is usually something you say to someone whom you wish to be a dick to, yes.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Getting your own name tattooed on yourself is something worthy of derision, however

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

also he has a freckle which makes it look like rain's

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

We Know Catheters posted:

Piss isn't harmful. It's sterile.

Even if it were sterile, these folks like to 'age' it first so it has a nice, healthy amount of ammonia in it.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

If it's good enough for Bear Grylls it's good enough for me

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Never stop drinking urine!

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Stoatbringer posted:

Never stop drinking urine!

Especially if you have a UTI. The addition of "urethral flora" to your intestinal tract will be great!

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

SciFiDownBeat posted:

Not sure about the username/post combo on these

What are you unsure of?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Stoatbringer posted:

Never stop drinking urine!

Little splash ain't gonna hurt ya, reckon. :clint:

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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

if it tastes bad, just add ketchup

it's the all-american solution

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