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Sjs00 posted:I mentioned earlier in the thread that I get arrested/pulled over routinely and someone asked just how often. Fake fesh
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You are not wrong. But crime and criminals are a real thing that exists and even if its one in a million as long as people in general value life there needs to be cops. What I am saying is that I, as a non-white male who may or not have done or been about to do some serious poo poo on multiple occasions (use your imagination; you would probably be right), have had the experience of a positive interaction with cops doing much the same poo poo that all these people getting killed did. So what I'm saying is that all those cases of people getting killed were fake. Pulse killings fake. Illuminati confirmed and #grabem
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I once got pulled over with a trunk full of guns, decidedly brown skin and no ID (left it at the range) speeding 20 over the limit by a woman state trooper. Talked myself out of the ticket, got a warning to slow down and consider applying.
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Jul 20, 2017 04:56
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therapy goon got real boring quickly
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loquacius posted:There's BDSM on Girls? I'm not sure whether I find this information surprising or not what i mean is she's in severe need of a spanking
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Viva Miriya posted:Have you boned anyone at a PTA meeting? i've never been to a pta meeting, i don't have any children and i've not had one of those since i was fifteen years old and at that time i was not yet a sexual force all of my own i've had a pretty broad set of life experiences for my pretty tender age though, i obviously overexaggerate and say stupid things because this is SOMETHING AWFUL: THE INTERNET'S NUMBER ONE COMEDY FORUM but there are elements of those life experiences here that other people in pain could live from especially that time i hosed your mom, i really bet i could help you come to terms with that
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number one pta fan posted:i've never been to a pta meeting, i don't have any children and i've not had one of those since i was fifteen years old and at that time i was not yet a sexual force all of my own wew lad, don't cut yourself on that edge
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Viva Miriya posted:wew lad, don't cut yourself on that edge i was clearly making that joke to make the joke that i've been making jokes on the making jokes website for making jokes i also wouldn't gently caress your mother, she's disgusting
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oh my. I  for sexual tyrannosaurs
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number one pta fan posted:i was clearly making that joke to make the joke that i've been making jokes on the making jokes website for making jokes gently caress my pussy and cum in my butthole
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Jul 20, 2017 12:33
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number one pta fan posted:i was clearly making that joke to make the joke that i've been making jokes on the making jokes website for making jokes p t ayyy don't make it bad take a sad post and make it bettttter (we expect more out of an "i hosed your mom" joke get it together mate)
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Yeah the whittling posts were funny but these last few less soquote:I was kind of a nerdy kid and didn't fit in well in grade school but I got along real well with this other nerdy kid. We were best friends up until grade 7 or 8 when he just poo poo his pants completely one day, just full on sitting in his desk diarrhea all over the place with 25 other kids in the classroom. Being a young maturing man that was struggling to fit in and a little bit self conscious who now had a best friend who poo poo his pants in class I decided the best thing to do was to completely cut off contact with him. Seventh grade is way way way too late to poo poo yourself in school Like, I think you could make it work if you really play up how sick you are, writhe around in pain a little, make some unlucky teachers help you get to the nurse's office and then stay out of school for a week or so, but if you just kind of shrug and go "whoops!" you're probably gonna lose some friends yeah quote:I am the father (yes I am old) of a 17 year old boy who decided he was "trans." I think trans is made up bullshit. for the sake of anonymity lets just say his name was john and now he prefers to be called jane. And my son goes to "Schmendmond Wartime hero Highschool" in Oklahoma Semi-urban area. That's right, the buckle of the loving bible belt. He is skinny, but isnt particularly girlish. He went out and got dresses and wigs and basically just looks like a teenage boy in drag.
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You do have a daughter you moron.
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Jul 20, 2017 13:46
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Jul 20, 2017 13:54
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Man, it sounds to me like that guy dodged a bullet by cutting that kid off. Anime is contagious. If that kid hadn't poo poo his pants, he might have gone on to infect the confessor with some anime bullshit.
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Solice Kirsk posted:You do have a daughter you moron.
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mfcrocker posted:the idiot lives in the bible belt i'm not exactly gonna give him much credit
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Bible belt dad have you considered sitting down and enjoying an ice cold refreshing Pabst instead of obsessing over your son's sexual development? Hth
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Solice Kirsk posted:You do have a daughter you moron.
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Sounds like trans-dad is poo poo and his crying for mowing the lawn daughter is also poo poo It is entirely possible that they are all "poo poo"
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Zzulu posted:Sounds like trans-dad is poo poo and his crying for mowing the lawn daughter is also poo poo seems to me like transdad is a loving rear end in a top hat and his daughter is just a pretty standard teenager (an rear end in a top hat, but hopefully will grow out of it) 
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Just your standard cross-dressing teenager.
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Zzulu posted:if you cried when your parents asked you to do chores you are a bad human being if you did the chores first time without putting up a fuss you're a fuckin' nerd
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Also sounds like the son could use an ice cold refreshing Pabst too, making mowing the lawn a lot more enjoyable.
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RCarr posted:Just your standard cross-dressing teenager. Lol, yeah
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Zzulu posted:if you cried when your parents asked you to do chores you are a bad human being A little whine is ok before I bring out the belt.
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LingcodKilla posted:A little whine is ok before I bring out the belt. DALE: I believe a child benefits from the psychological approach. When I need to correct Joseph, I tell him he's adopted. BILL: My dad used to punish me by telling me I was a girl. He used to make me wear dresses. Pretty, pretty dresses. HANK: Kahn, what are you doing? Mowing the lawn is a privilege, not a punishment. KAHN: I'm putting fear of God into Kahn Jr. She learn what it like to be you! HANK: You know, it's that kind of permissive parenting that forfeited your country to the Communists.
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Dadgoon: I suggest you go to a therapist. Either alone or with your son/daughter. I honestly wouldn't know how to cope with that either without talking to someone about it. Gay kids are not a big deal to get behind, but you should probably get some professional help to understand what your kid is going through. But then again, could be fake.
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loquacius posted:I think trans is made up bullshit You ever been trans, chief? If you don't know poo poo, don't talk poo poo. You are right about one thing, though: there is a piece of loving poo poo in your family, but it's not your kid.
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Hopper posted:Gay kids are not a big deal to get behind, I dunno. I personally think getting sexually involved with your kid is a big deal and a bad thing.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:You ever been trans, chief? If you don't know poo poo, don't talk poo poo. 
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my uncle also trains man he is driver. sometimes he get death threats but never rape. stay strong trains is hard job.
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Police Automaton posted:my uncle also trains man he is driver. sometimes he get death threats but never rape. stay strong trains is hard job. in a better society the trans would run on time.
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