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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Breaking news from John McCain's hospital room

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

isnt china #1?

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

lol what kind of a name is Elon Musk

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


triple sulk posted:

musk is a piece of poo poo and i'm loving sick of his nerd worship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRd85tzUF3o

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Epic High Five posted:

We could spend this 500 billion on repairs to existing infrastructure

oororrrrrr


We could build a single tunnel for rich people to shuttle between city centers on the coast


hmmmmm

A massive portion of Americans are completely disconnected from reality and think that things like this, self-driving cars, delivery drones, robots that flip hamburgers, etc are completely viable and happening any day now. pretty nuts.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



more liek elon sucks

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



doing exactly this in every major city in the us except more aggressive and using loads of eco-friendly small buses on many routes would be a good start:

https://www.visitflorence.com/tourist-info/driving-in-florence-ztl-zone.html

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

punchymcpunch posted:

more liek elon sucks

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Citizen Tayne posted:

A massive portion of Americans are completely disconnected from reality and think that things like this, self-driving cars, delivery drones, robots that flip hamburgers, etc are completely viable and happening any day now. pretty nuts.

we already got a robot that makes toast and then eats it

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
just rcvd verbal govt approval for NERV to build Evangelion giant robots a defense against 2nd impact. Angel dead in one half hour anime episode.

Intel&Sebastian has issued a correction as of 17:10 on Jul 20, 2017

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
the underground hyperloop already exists and it's used by the US military and the reptilians to move between secret underground bases such as the dulce complex

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Don't worry, Sessions is keeping busy. Soon, even thinking about :420: will be a capital crime.

spark up the chair, boys, I'm on death fuckin row

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Save us Elon Musk!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Intel&Sebastian posted:

just rcvd verbal govt approval for NERV and the creation of actual Evangelion giant robots to defend against Angel attacks

rob claude van damme?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


punchymcpunch posted:

we already got a robot that makes toast and then eats it

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Bert Roberge posted:

It's really great how much we elevate him when he does the bare minimum expected out of anyone in the office.

This is less about the office and more about people taking too much time to write eloquent phoney sympathy tweets.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

No one deserves Elon Musk.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Save us Elon Musk!

and ill look down and whisper "electric cars"

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Bert Roberge posted:

It's really great how much we elevate him when he does the bare minimum expected out of anyone in the office.

He's so capital P presidential when he managed to take his morning poopie

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Chokes McGee posted:

mods plz change my name to BIG GAY BOAT tia

boostin this signal

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Want to see something creepy?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/887902164999450624
https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/887903013574246401
https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/887907284508184578

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Good soup! posted:

lol what kind of a name is Elon Musk

It's probably what he smells like

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


http://althouse.blogspot.com/2007/05/mccain-says-fck-you-to-cornyn-over.html

quote:

Things got really heated when Cornyn accused McCain of being too busy campaigning for president to take part in the negotiations, which have gone on for months behind closed doors. "Wait a second here," Cornyn said to McCain. "I've been sitting in here for all of these negotiations and you just parachute in here on the last day. You're out of line."...

"gently caress you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room," shouted McCain at Cornyn.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/jpodhoretz/status/888068349518913537

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



rear end cobra posted:

Want to see something creepy?



dudes got more mannequins than the leftovers season 1 prop department

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


Don't quote that guy. TIA

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

woah thats almost a human expression

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Montasque posted:

This is less about the office and more about people taking too much time to write eloquent phoney sympathy tweets.

I'm waiting for this white house to release a press release that just has [PERSON'S NAME] instead of the actual name

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




ok now my brain is truly and irreparably broken

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



how does he even remember the names of his 35 children

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Montasque posted:

This is less about the office and more about people taking too much time to write eloquent phoney sympathy tweets.

Not like congress is doing anything else important.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

rear end cobra posted:

Want to see something creepy?



I'm the token adopted minority child

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.
And yet someone punches him in the street and it's boo hoo hoo for days.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Well this is awkward

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


What exactly is Spencer mad at McCain for because it can't be all those wars against muslims

Higgy
Jul 6, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Working on some code to embed PowerBI reports to
an app for work.

AppRegistrationID: EdBalls

Redirect URL: nothingmatters.onmicrosoft.com

a dashboard of KPIs indicating nothing matters

there's a spike in the graph of "things that are certain" when I filter criteria to "death". all else is a flat line

:thunk:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


musk is an idiot

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

im the 95% of cspammers nodding along agreeably with the neo nazi tweets

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