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Uh oh: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/  /r/StarCitizen: "Cyclone presale: error 504. Can someone post the direct url after the license test?" WTF is a license test?
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 It's a loving stealth military surplus truck available with a bunch of different loadouts and they're selling a package for $230.00 Jesus loving Christ, CIG - I WAS JOKING ABOUT THAT poo poo.
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zcrow posted:Download Greenshot. It's the poo poo. it's this one greenshot so good
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Beet Wagon posted:
What the loving poo poo? "Tumbril was NOT a joke" Oh and it's cash only.
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they still haven't figured out how to deploy jpegs from bigger jpegs yet right?
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 Okay seriously though, what happens when this thing hits a bump or like... has to do through sand or dust or something. Beet Wagon fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Jul 20, 2017 |
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Well, I just recieved that "tumbril" e-mail and thought some of you guys got my mail adress and tried to troll me. nope. chris loving roberts did it.
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Beet Wagon posted:
It looks like it punches above its weight, but it doesn't seem to be very stealthy.
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this...this is just so goddamn funny I mean I am literally loling here at the bar,drinking Kentucky mules and loving laughing like I just farted god bless you beet and this entire thread
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boviscopophobic posted:It looks like it punches above its weight, but it doesn't seem to be very stealthy. The sale page is currently down, I'm waiting for it to come back up to check the description and see if my leaker is real of if someone just got honeypotted lol. At least a couple things were wrong: it's not from Aegis, but from a company apparently named TUMBRIL because who doesn't want to buy a car from poo poo-WAGON. "Oh hey honey, this saturday let's go down to the poo poo-WAGON dealership, I wanna test drive the new buggy they came up with, you know - the one where the wheels aren't loving attached" lol Beet Wagon fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Jul 20, 2017 |
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Jul 20, 2017 21:01
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Beet Wagon posted:The sale page is currently down, I'm waiting for it to come back up to check the description and see if my leaker is real of if someone just got honeypotted lol.
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Jul 20, 2017 21:02
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moma enjoy your 200 buck repurposed halo warthog lol
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happyhippy posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/v2VVu I'm glad Skywanderers is getting some love, I've been shilling it for the last few weeks trying to direct some attention his way. Really is an incredible project.
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I'm not quite sure what they mean, is it one truck with all of the different poo poo crammed into it for $230 or do you get 5 trucks for $230?
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TheAgent posted:this...this is just so goddamn funny how is it that youre at bars at 1 pm all the time
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Beet Wagon posted:
It's like a showcase for needlessly complicated poo poo being used in an environment where 'needlessly complicated' is the last thing that you want.  Yay for off-centre axles and CIG literally making road wheels useless, fuckers may as well have made them square. I guess they also don't understand why the centre point of an axle hub is usually in the centre of the road wheel either, it's to stop the hub spinning around inside the diameter of the wheel due to off axis rotational forces acting upon it. Can't wait to see the road wheel sat motionless while the vehicle spins around, clipping through the ground as it goes, due to the complexity of trying to make a circle spin on an axis that doesn't line up with it's own centre point. 
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Jul 20, 2017 21:07
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D_Smart posted:Yup. And that's why I keep making the games. If my autistic brothers weren't buying them, I'd be making anime p0rn games for the Asian market. Have you thought how you'd explain that to your wife?
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Sarsapariller posted:I'm glad Skywanderers is getting some love, I've been shilling it for the last few weeks trying to direct some attention his way. Really is an incredible project. Polish Avenger posted:I'm not quite sure what they mean, is it one truck with all of the different poo poo crammed into it for $230 or do you get 5 trucks for $230?
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Snazzy Frocks posted:how is it that youre at bars at 1 pm all the time
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Beet Wagon posted:
How does it punch, though? Relative to its weight?
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as the first truck this sale will do something disgusting like $4,000,000
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D_Smart posted:Yup. And that's why I keep making the games. If my autistic brothers weren't buying them, I'd be making anime p0rn games for the Asian market. If you want to invest, let me know.
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Tank Boy Ken posted:Have you thought how you'd explain that to your wife? Well no, because if I were making Asian p0rn games, I wouldn't be married. So. 
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Space Crabs posted:as the first truck this sale will do something disgusting like $4,000,000
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Sarsapariller posted:How does it punch, though? Relative to its weight? What answer would get you to pledge today?
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TheAgent posted:I'm putting money into his pocket just because the dude seems cool, has a ~vision~ and seems to know his limitations. probably will never play it, but still, gotta support the little guy once and awhile You know what's hilarious? No loving way this poo poo-show lasts long enough for that poo poo to be built, let alone implemented for use on the planet.
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Jul 20, 2017 21:15
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I am going to start a new X-Com 2 campaign tonight when I get off work. Service Guarantees Citizenship. Who wants a soldier?
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Sarsapariller posted:How does it punch, though? Relative to its weight? Well one would think in an upward manner, but since it's an actual ground vehicle it might not be weightlessly noclipping like the ships.
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looks like you win, beet. You are the master leaker
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So, with the Halo warthog-clone made by a company named after a "kind of medieval torture device, later associated with a cucking-stool," and the speeder bike that looks like it will impale anyone who attempts to touch it, it looks like CIG is going full-bore on trying to solve the "we need vehicles for players to purchase because they will be stuck on the ground if they want to interact with other players" problem.
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Meridian posted:I am going to start a new X-Com 2 campaign tonight when I get off work. Service Guarantees Citizenship. Who wants a soldier?
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Next up, Intorducing the RSI Septum, a small, nimble attack drone that can be slaved to larger ships in place of a dedicated fighter, it's completely autonomous and can be guided by placing waypoints for it to patrol. It has a larger than average number of weapons for a small vessel and punches above its weight while maintaining a low profile due to it's small size and can complete tasks in a stealthy manner. You're welcome CIG you superfluety of idea stealers 
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Does it punch above it's weight? 
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MinorInconvenience posted:So, with the Halo warthog-clone made by a company named after a "kind of medieval torture device, later associated with a cucking-stool," and the speeder bike that looks like it will impale anyone who attempts to touch it, it looks like CIG is going full-bore on trying to solve the "we need vehicles for players to purchase because they will be stuck on the ground if they want to interact with other players" problem.
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Meridian posted:I am going to start a new X-Com 2 campaign tonight when I get off work. Service Guarantees Citizenship. Who wants a soldier? I'll happily be the rookie you use to scout around and aggro enemies.
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Meridian posted:I am going to start a new X-Com 2 campaign tonight when I get off work. Service Guarantees Citizenship. Who wants a soldier? mememe
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big nipples big life posted:mememe
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