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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
I want to give him a high-five.

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Indolent Bastard posted:

Too many necks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8

theres a scrunt in this video

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe

A scrunt would spoil the broth, that's for sure.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

It's too bad that video is amusing at first, but then get's boring as poo poo once the gimmick wears off

hexa
Dec 10, 2004

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom

Iron Crowned posted:

It's too bad that video is amusing at first, but then get's boring as poo poo once the gimmick wears off

Did you watch it to the end? It's not just the same song throughout.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

glitchkrieg posted:

Did you watch it to the end? It's not just the same song throughout.

gently caress no, it's a boring rear end video, I have better things to do

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Iron Crowned posted:

gently caress no, it's a boring rear end video, I have better things to do

Daaaang this guy has opinions!!!!

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


EVIL Gibson posted:

Daaaang this guy has opinions!!!!

Incorrect ones!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Sanford posted:

Incorrect ones!

:lol: Yeah, why should I want to watch a 20 minute video that's novelty wears off 7 minutes in?

Next I should watch a whole lovely movie because there might be 5 minutes of good movie in the last 20 minutes

hexa
Dec 10, 2004

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom
It's 11 minutes though.

And some films/books do redeem themselves in the latter part?

Paper Kaiju
Dec 5, 2010

atomic breadth

Iron Crowned posted:

:lol: Yeah, why should I want to watch a 20 minute video that's novelty wears off 7 minutes in?

Next I should watch a whole lovely movie because there might be 5 minutes of good movie in the last 20 minutes

If you don't want to finish something because you don't like the beginning, that's perfectly fine; but don't expect anyone to take your criticisms of it seriously.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Paper Kaiju posted:

If you don't want to finish something because you don't like the beginning, that's perfectly fine; but don't expect anyone to take your criticisms of it seriously.

I think it's an incredibly stupid video that could be better if it was half as long and it's annoying as poo poo that people think it's the pinnacle of comedy.

ijyt
Apr 10, 2012

Iron Crowned posted:

I think it's an incredibly stupid video that could be better if it was half as long and it's annoying as poo poo that people think it's the pinnacle of comedy.

They don't think it's a pinnacle of comedy, they just think you're retarded.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

ijyt posted:

They don't think it's a pinnacle of comedy, they just think you're retarded.

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



But you can't judge it before you get to the whole other (equally unfunny) joke!
:goonsay:

Too Many Cooks is a terrible social experiment into the differences between not getting and not enjoying a joke, and the people who cannot understand that such a difference exists.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Or it's a video you happen not to like.

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?
what the gently caress are y'all talking about

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


Iron Crowned posted:

I think it's an incredibly stupid video that could be better if it was half as long and it's annoying as poo poo that people think it's the pinnacle of comedy.

Look at this man with all of his wrong opinions. The video should be twice as long.

Content:

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
Phil Foglio clearly painted that

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I... I just thought the video was funny

JackMann
Aug 11, 2010

Secure. Contain. Protect.
Fallen Rib
It's okay not to find the video funny. It's just that ultimate joke in the video is not what you'd think if you only saw the first half of it. We're making fun of Iron Crowned because they're dismissing the video without, apparently, knowing what the actual joke is.

To be fair, it takes a while to get to that point, and I can't blame them for not sticking around. But because they didn't do that, they can't accurately comment on the joke, because they have no idea what we're laughing about.

For the record, I did enjoy Too Many Cooks, but I can see why someone might not enjoy it even if they did see it all the way through.

Now, let's get back to the scrunts.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Well, I just watched the video, now I'm unsure of where the joke was going, since it changed directions a few times, I think? Please explain in spoiler tags.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

JcDent posted:

Well, I just watched the video, now I'm unsure of where the joke was going, since it changed directions a few times, I think? Please explain in spoiler tags.

Its not really like high art or anything. Its just a mix of "SO RANDOM" that the kids think is the height of humor these days, combined with playing with genre expectations and just pushing it further and further into the unexpected and uncomfortable. Basically Tim and Eric stuff.

The joke is it just keeps going and the song never ends or resolves. At first it looks like its just gonna go on the same, but then it starts changing a lot. Then there's further meta-humor and fourth-wall-breaking because the one creepy rapist guy keeps showing up in every skit and then everything ends horribly.

But there's not really anything to "get" its just a video that's playing with expectations to surprise you and make you a little uncomfortable.

I laughed at it a bit the first time just seeing how far they'd take it but its not really all that funny.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
Best of the Worst: please explain this joke until it is a dry transparent windborn husk.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Zaphod42 posted:

Its not really like high art or anything. Its just a mix of "SO RANDOM" that the kids think is the height of humor these days, combined with playing with genre expectations and just pushing it further and further into the unexpected and uncomfortable. Basically Tim and Eric stuff.

The joke is it just keeps going and the song never ends or resolves. At first it looks like its just gonna go on the same, but then it starts changing a lot. Then there's further meta-humor and fourth-wall-breaking because the one creepy rapist guy keeps showing up in every skit and then everything ends horribly.

But there's not really anything to "get" its just a video that's playing with expectations to surprise you and make you a little uncomfortable.

I laughed at it a bit the first time just seeing how far they'd take it but its not really all that funny.
It takes a lot to make a stew
A pinch of salt and laughter too
A scoop of kids to add the spice
A dash of love to make it nice, and you got
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When it comes to me and you
and him and her and the baby too
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A dash of crime to add some spice
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A dash of love to make it nice, and you got.
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And him and her and the baby too
Too many cooks it's true
This is the story of C.O.O.K.S
Cybernetic, Operational, Optimized, Knights of Science
Defending humanity against
Beast Rebels Of The Hellscape
When it comes to the future
You can never have, too many COOKS
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You can't talk that way, that's your sister
That's a fine how do ya do,
laughtrack
Oh look at the neighbors,
I'm not gonna fit in here, haha
This is the worst case of intronitus I've ever seen
You can ever hear the theme music
And the thing is, we have no idea how contagious this strain is
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A dash of love to make it nice (kill me) and you got
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To make a stew,
Especially when it's me and you, fill our hearts
With so much love
Too many cooks
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(Too many cooks, too many cooks,)
Especially when it's me and you
(Too many cooks, too many cooks,)
And him and her and baby too
(Too many cooks, too many cooks,)
Too many cooks it's true
Takes a lot to make a stew
Especially when it's me and you
Too many cooks, too many cooks,
Too many cooks,
Well maybe too many cooks will spoil the broth
But they fill our hearts with so much so much love
Fill our hearts with love (so much love)
Fill our hearts with love (too many cooks)
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Honey I'm home/Too many cooks
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It takes a

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
too many spergs

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
What the gently caress did you do to my beautiful thread

berzerkmonkey
Jul 23, 2003
You need to check out "Unedited Footage of a Bear" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gMjJNGg9Z8) if you really want to fall off the precipice of comedy into the abyss of sheer discomfort.

"Swords, Knives, Very Sharp Objects and Cutlery" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRhzXQj_Z9I) is kind of funny though.

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

berzerkmonkey posted:

You need to check out "Unedited Footage of a Bear" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gMjJNGg9Z8) if you really want to fall off the precipice of comedy into the abyss of sheer discomfort.

"Swords, Knives, Very Sharp Objects and Cutlery" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRhzXQj_Z9I) is kind of funny though.

Swords will loving cut you wide ope

Lemony
Jul 27, 2010

Now With Fresh Citrus Scent!

Hamshot posted:

I see a couple of stories in his pose too. Like he's just been picked up by the nape of the neck and is momentarily stunned.

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

lol

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

berzerkmonkey posted:

You need to check out "Unedited Footage of a Bear" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gMjJNGg9Z8) if you really want to fall off the precipice of comedy into the abyss of sheer discomfort.

http://www.adultswim.com/promotions/claridryl/

Click on the house in the background a few times

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Xarbala posted:

http://www.adultswim.com/promotions/claridryl/

Click on the house in the background a few times

I love this

berzerkmonkey
Jul 23, 2003

Xarbala posted:

http://www.adultswim.com/promotions/claridryl/

Click on the house in the background a few times

Haha, I never saw this. The page itself does weird poo poo too.

berzerkmonkey fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Jul 20, 2017

Zark the Damned
Mar 9, 2013

I see Corvus Belli aren't getting any better. From their next wave of releases:


Cool looking Merc Sniper


Cool looking Knife Man


Cool looking Sword Man


Combat Stripper


Tits McGee talking on her phone as she goes to meet her girlfriends at the mall

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Zark the Damned posted:


Combat Stripper


Tits McGee talking on her phone as she goes to meet her girlfriends at the mall

:qq: :qq: :qq: Stop bringing up the old models. They've changed. They don't do that any more. :qq: :qq: :qq:

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Zark the Damned posted:

I see Corvus Belli aren't getting any better. From their next wave of releases:


Cool looking Merc Sniper

This guy is a literal rapist in the comic.

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
lol @ infinity girls

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