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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Never enough reasons.

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



lmao at both the thing itself, and the fact that the Serie A English CM is making fun of it

https://twitter.com/SerieA_English/status/887010773540773889

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
He sucked rear end for Vicenza, lmao that the thinks he can do better.

GreatestLurker
Sep 12, 2011


This is getting out of hand

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

GreatestLurker posted:



This is getting out of hand

This can't be real lmao

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

YES!

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
a very Cassano end to his career
https://twitter.com/footballitalia/status/887281214327074817

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

I hope they paid him a massive signing bonus.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I just envision him having to do sprints for the first time in a year and immediately saying "gently caress it - bring me a cannoli"

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Antonio now unretired, apologized for a moment of weakness.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

Antonio now unretired, apologized for a moment of weakness.

lmao what? I wonder what happened. You have to think it was something really close to this:

trem_two posted:

I just envision him having to do sprints for the first time in a year and immediately saying "gently caress it - bring me a cannoli"

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

lmao what? I wonder what happened. You have to think it was something really close to this:

Confirmed

quote:

“My choice is to keep playing, I had a moment of weakness. I often think with my gut, this time I decided with my head, thanks to my wife, the director and [Coach Fabio] Pecchia.

“I want to win this bet, this morning my gut was wrong as it has been at other times. I want to continue this challenge, and I’m sure I’ll win."

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Serie A: Fatty Higuain and Cassano the Canolli

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



https://twitter.com/nonleggerlo/status/887703782079049728

Juve! Storia di un soffocone

canepazzo fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Jul 19, 2017

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Should have posted the tweet from the JuPorn account

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Simone Poodoin posted:

Should have posted the tweet from the JuPorn account

Lol

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Simone Poodoin posted:

Should have posted the tweet from the JuPorn account

lmao

canepazzo posted:

Juve! Storia di un soffocone

You have a high opinion of Buffon I see

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Gigi Galli posted:

You have a high opinion of Buffon I see

A bit of girth helps defend the goal, you see.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Apparently Kalanic had his house and wife robbed.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Soulex posted:

Apparently Kalanic had his house and wife robbed.

Milan agents trying to get him to leave.

Seriously though that's terrible.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Yeah. Imagine having to live in Croatia while your husband works in Florence. Goddamn travesty.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Hello good lads. Milan looks pretty cool and good to me. Any code tag formations?

Also what happened with that Hachim whatever kid? Over hyped?

Hegay fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Jul 20, 2017

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Like every 20 of July, today in Argentina we celebrate friendship day.
Happy friends day everybody

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/887914983127867393
Juve have added a second shirt sponsor

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012


Could be worse

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Hegay posted:

Could be worse

agreed, it's not hideous

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Hegay posted:

Hello good lads. Milan looks pretty cool and good to me. Any code tag formations?

Also what happened with that Hachim whatever kid? Over hyped?

Loaned out to some Dutch team, played like ten minutes, definition of overhyped unfortunately. When he started acting like El Shaarawy did as a kid it was easy to plot his future.

As far as formations go, Montella has been sticking to his 4-3-3; we'll see how that works out once Bonucci is with the team. With the players Milan has I think a 3-5-2 is optimal, hard to tell though.

hello i am phone posted:

Like every 20 of July, today in Argentina we celebrate friendship day.
Happy friends day everybody


:bisonyes:

That Juve second sponsor isn't bad, kinda lame to see such a big team do that though. I wonder how much money it's worth?

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Hegay posted:

Could be worse



Uhhh.... first image when I search that game company, so.. can't wait for anime princess J

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Robviously posted:



Uhhh.... first image when I search that game company, so.. can't wait for anime princess J

Lmao it's definitely happening

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Hahahahahahahahahaha

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Too loving good

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Soulex posted:

Too loving good

At least your next avatar will be pretty

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Dybala is already almost an anime boy so it makes sense

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Wait until they turn into anime characters

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Soulex posted:

Wait until they turn into anime characters

I'll fuckin' cry.

:toxx: if we get Cygames versions of the squad, I'll take an av of the worst looking one

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Bernardeschi to Juventus is done deal for 40m euros + 10% of resale (if any).

Now for Kalinic and Vecino and finally we'll be free from the chains of having good players in the team!

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Coppa Italia matches are being drawn at the moment, currently of last year's first eight teams, one side of the board (i.e. can meet before final) are Milan, Inter and Lazio, Fiorentina; other side has Juventus, Roma and Napoli, Atalanta.

canepazzo fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Jul 21, 2017

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Possible Cup Derby :getin:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Happens to the best of us
https://twitter.com/CmdotCom_En/status/888421700307759104

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Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
Fixtures released yet?

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