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I'm not sure if Cruz McBroozer is good because he's on Montreal's 2nd line, or if Montreal is being held back by people like McBroozer playing on the 2nd line.
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End of 2026-27 Regular Season Update  Transaction News 3/1/27 -- CAR placed Miracle Johnson on waivers 3/1/27 -- BUF claimed Miracle Johnson off waivers from CAR, he was assigned to Rochester in the AHL Notable Stats Aydin lead the NHL in Points, Thomas was 2nd, McPylon was 3rd Thomas lead the NHL in Goals, Poost was 2nd, Aydin was 3rd, Athanatos was 4th, Hockles was 5th Aydin was 2nd in +/-, Bortnik was 5th Top 5 in PIM - O'Bourke, Biscuits, Ogilthorpe III, Windros, Potetson Comments Aydin is going to win just about every award... yet again McPylon is definitely going to win the Norris Thomas accounted for 30% of all of the Islanders' goals, and had the most goals in the modern era Ichi was assigned to Charlotte when he was claimed off waivers, I missed that last update http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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 Unless it happened at some point during the sim, that's the first 100+ point season by a d-man since 91-92 (or in 35 years). Crazy.
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Second in PIM by 4 minutes Bubbers. smh looks like you're sleeping in the basement until next season as punishment.
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Kilza posted:
I don't believe it happened, Karlsson early on may have come close.
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42 points, -34. in the ahl
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"Claimed on waivers and demoted to the AHL" is the loving worst
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Poor Gord Murphy has just done and gived up. What was a promising young man has been crushed by the Leafs organization, his skill and panache ground to dust by the worst team and fans in professional sports.
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37 goals with 11 minutes of icetime per game loving play me properly you assholes
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End of 2026-27 Season Update NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Boston Bruins Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Columbus Blue Jackets Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Floaty McPylon -- Los Angeles Kings Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) R. Peverley -- San Jose Sharks Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) M. Helminen -- Boston Bruins Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Joonas Korpisalo -- Columbus Blue Jackets William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Joonas Korpisalo -- Columbus Blue Jackets Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Connor Carrick -- Pittsburgh Penguins Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders  Upcoming Free Agents ARZ -- Southie Paux BUF -- Miracle Johnson CAR -- Gord Gordon COL -- Taro Tsujimoto DAL -- Anders Potetson FLA -- Ogie Ogilthorpe III NYI -- Touchdown Thomas NYR -- Ewic Windros PHI -- Stabby McStabson PHI -- Bubba Biscuits SJ -- Bavel Bortnik TOR -- Gord Murphy VAN -- Jeremiah ThinkTank WPG -- Mulkku Paskiainen Comments The awards went exactly how I thought they would... jeez guys maybe you should share As much as many of you would probably like new homes, I foresee most of you re-signing with your team http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats Hockles fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Jul 16, 2017 |
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bavel bortnik needs to get the gently caress away from these san jose doctors so he can play a full season and actually attend his all star games
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GORD PLEASE GET OUT OF TORONTO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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what bags of poo poo are in front of Lindros on the first?? FFS. I should have never left Boston
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Not liking the dynasty Boston is starting to become...
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Pleads posted:GORD PLEASE Come to Colorado 
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aunt jemima posted:Come to Colorado Nobody can come to Colorado because some jerk took all the money. corn on the cop posted:"Claimed on waivers and demoted to the AHL" is the loving worst  
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yellowcar posted:Not liking the dynasty Boston is starting to become... And to think your virtual thingo isn't even contributing to it. Goddamn it Juice.
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2027 Offseason News Notable Retirements Tyler Seguin Vladimir Tarasenko Taylor Hall Matt Duchene Oliver Ekman-Larsson Artemi Panarin Evander Kane Cam Atkinson Alex Pietrangelo Tyson Barrie John Carlson Nick Leddy Torey Krug Justin Schultz Braden Holtby Frederik Andersen Martin Jones Full Lists: http://imgur.com/a/9bKrG -- http://imgur.com/a/YimX4 -- http://imgur.com/a/3Klnk Transaction News ARZ -- re-signed Southie Paux to a $13.5mil/3yr contract CAR -- re-signed Gord Gordon to a $23.5mil/3yr contract DAL -- re-signed Anders Potetson to a $7.9mil/3yr contract NYI -- re-signed Touchdown Thomas to a $45.3mil/4yr contract NYR -- re-signed Ewic Windros to a $23.9mil/4yr contract PHI -- re-signed Bubba Biscuits to a $6mil/2yr contract SJ -- re-signed Bavel Bortnik to a $85.4mil/8yr contract TOR -- re-signed Gord Murphy to a $46.9mil/5yr contract WPG -- re-signed Mulkku Paskiainen to a $75.4mil/8yr contract CBJ -- signed UFA Stabby McStabson to a $1.1mil/1yr contract Jeremiah ThinkTank remains unsigned Taro Tsujimoto remains unsigned Ogie Ogilthorpe III remains unsigned Miracle Johnson remains unsigned 2027-28 Opening Night Info ARZ -- Southie Paux is a 3rd SCR Line FWD BOS -- Quayden Aydin is a 1st Line FWD BOS -- Jus Poost is a 1st Line FWD CAR -- Nippon Ichi is a 3rd CHK Line FWD CAR -- Gord Gordon is a 1st Line FWD CAR -- assigned Scott Johns to Charlotte in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD COL -- Soup Athanatos is 1st Line FWD COL -- Aunt Jemima is a 1st Line FWD CBJ -- Coach Hockles is a 1st Line FWD CBJ -- Stabby McStabson is a Depth FWD DAL -- Anders Potetson is a 3rd CHK Line FWD DAL -- Potatoes O'Bourke is a Top 4 DEF FLA -- Bernie Sanders is a 2nd Line FWD LA -- Floaty McPylon is a Top 4 DEF MIN -- Aejix Dundee is an Elite Goalie MTL -- Stanley Matthews III is a 2nd Line FWD MTL -- Cruz McBroozer is a 2nd Line FWD NSH -- Guy Fieri is a 3rd SCR Line FWD NJ -- Danny Provolone is a Minor Top 2 DEF NYI -- Touchdown Thomas is a 1st Line FWD NYR -- Ewic Windros is a 2nd Line FWD NYR -- Kaido Hoovelson is a Top 4 DEF PHI -- Bubba Biscuits is a 3rd CHK Line FWD PHI -- Hugh Jass is a Top 4 DEF SJ -- Bavel Bortnik is a Top 2 DEF TB -- Yokozuna is an Elite Goalie TOR -- Aldrig Glomma is a 4th Line FWD TOR -- Gord Murphy is a Top 2 DEF VAN -- Jack Bauer is a 3rd SCR Line FWD WSH -- Puck Sonette is a 3rd CHK Line FWD WPG -- Mulkku Paskiainen is an Elite Goalie Ogie Ogilthorpe III is a free agent Jeremiah ThinkTank is a free agent Taro Tsujimoto is a free agent Miracle Johnson is a free agent Comments Well, we may soon see the first casualties of the sim to Russia (retirement) if these 4 don't get signed At some point Braden Holtby scored a goal in this sim.
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37 goals get you a 1 year 1 mil deal What the gently caress EA
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Gordie gettin paiiiidddd
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2028 All-Star Break Update  All-Stars Pacific - Bavel Bortnik (5th selection) Pacific - Floaty McPylon (5th selection) Central - Aunt Jemima (7th selection) Central - Aejix Dundee (6th selection) Central -- Mulkku Paskiainen (3rd selection) Atlantic - Quayden Aydin (6th selection) Atlantic - Jus Poost (7th selection) Atlantic - Yokozuna (4th selection) Metropolitan - Touchdown Thomas (8th selection) Metropolitan - Gord Gordon (1st selection) *will not play due to injury Transaction News None Notable Stats Pylon leads the NHL in Points, Aydin is 2nd, Thomas is 3rd, Jemima is 5th Thomas leads the NHL in Goals, Jemima is 2nd Top 5 in PIM: O'Bourke, Jemima, Windros, Glomma, Biscuits Comments Gordon makes his first ASG! The 4 goons remain unsigned http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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FIFTH??? Goddammit Bubbers the gently caress are you doing I don't care if you're hurt duct tape or staple it back on or together and go whack some of these fancy pants Euro skaters with a blatant cheapshot already
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Please...get me out of that hell hole known as Toronto. Or send me to Europe
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Hooray we're good again 
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I'm pretty sure Thomas has lead the league in goals at the halfway point in the season for the past like.....4 seasons in a row. Dude is a loving machine.
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End of 2027-28 Regular Season Update  Transaction News None Notable Stats Aydin lead the NHL in Points, McPylon was 2nd, Thomas was 3rd, Jemima was 5th Thomas lead the NHL in Goals, Jemima was 2nd, Poost was 3rd, Bortnik was 4th Jemima lead the NHL in +/-, Athanatos was 3rd Top 6 in PIM - O'Bourke & Biscuits, Jemima, Windros, Glomma, Potetson Comments Awards might get split this year McPylon is definitely going to win the Norris, though Thomas broke his own goal record Either Dundee or NYI goalie will win the Vezina http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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Hugh, please leave Philadelphia asap. They're not good for you.
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