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D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

Elephanthead posted:

This Nixon speed run is going to be a challenge to beat.

gold split

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AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Do you really have HCV? Do you know how you contracted it?

Yes and I don't know.

I was p depressed about it for a while, but my liver enzymes have settled down so it looks like I'll outlive McCain at least.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

GobiasIndustries posted:

How much is none of this gonna matter? Bigly?

"trump had to pardon himself to protect himself from THE SWAMP and THE DEEP STATE. the WILL OF THE PEOPLE is more important than fake news!"

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

If anyone says to you then, 'Look, here is the Mattering!' or, 'There it is!' do not believe it. False matterings and false prophets will arise, and they will perform signs and wonders so great as to deceive, if that were possible, even the elect.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/LOLGOP/status/888214953169178627

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
im turning my tv to fox to see what they got

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


if muellers smart he wont bring up actual charges until 2018 or 2020. 2018 if the dems manage to win back the house and can impeach to stop any pardons 2020 if not to gently caress over the reelection.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
lmfao ONE MORE THING from THE FOX FIVE: Greg is going on vacation and also look at this robot that fell into a fountain lol! HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND EVERYONE

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
bannon looking onn as trump further implicates himself: mein fuhrer does not say zis darling!!

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

rick wilson says marc kasowitz is quitting but no one else is so


edit: he deleted it and said he meant the other guy lmao

GrimGypsy has issued a correction as of 03:01 on Jul 21, 2017

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I still think he should pardon Hillary.

The ultimate troll move.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

GobiasIndustries posted:

How much is none of this gonna matter? Bigly?

How much you got?

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

It's really weird because during the great American dick hunt, Ken Starr and his entire staff were zeroed in on the Clinton's finances like a laser beam; Whitewater, the Rose Law Firm, cattle futures; Starr was crawling up the rear end of every person even tangentially financially connected to the Clinton's and they found nothing, not even so much as a misstep in paying taxes or failure to disclose income. Then Starr's team got a phone call from Linda Tripp about a god damned blue dress with a cum stain on it and Starr made his fortune on chasing Bill's dick.

Trump's demise, if it comes, will be the exact opposite; it's all about follow the money.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
oh also that shitstain that made fun of asian people in NYC is laughing about a dog named bernie: "A SOCIALIST DOG... spread the filth around!"

wait wait... there was a poll saying trump would lose to a bunch fo dems. "I FIND THIS UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!"

and a feel-good story about a bunch of pigs forcing some disabled kid to swear in as an honorary blue shitlicker

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Blanket pardon anyone connected to the election on both sides.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
fox five's example of "using algebra in every day life" is figuring out how many tables you need for 115 people if each table seats 6 lol

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Shalebridge Cradle posted:

This is the funniest part. It would have looked super bad for ~decorum~ if clinton launched an investigation into her rival after he lost.

Truly we are in the best timeline.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Young Orc

:staredog:

Flatulance-a-lot
Jun 3, 2011


If you get a brain tumor maybe consider being a less lovely creature. But please don't kill yourself.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
ok i cannot watch hannity but he said something about mueller recusing himself??????

cant wait for everything to go silent for 3 days now as trump goes golfing

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
If Trump lost he would be the owner of a 10 billion dollar Trump TV empire.

A Neurotic Corncob
Nov 12, 2016

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.
Trump owns

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

a helpful bear posted:

fox five's example of "using algebra in every day life" is figuring out how many tables you need for 115 people if each table seats 6 lol

The world needs ditch diggers.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/JoshChapinKHOU/status/888217153975050244

good to see that nasa funding is going well

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Bethamphetamine posted:

The world needs ditch diggers.

Actually, thanks to tech advances in automation, it only needs a few people trained to do maintenance on the ditch digging machines. oops

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
trump: nobody knew how being president would lead to scrutiny into your finances and your family!

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

a helpful bear posted:

ok i cannot watch hannity but he said something about mueller recusing himself??????

cant wait for everything to go silent for 3 days now as trump goes golfing

Hannity is a big ol' dummy

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Yinlock posted:

i love how testy republicans get when you start digging into their finances

like they'll let any insane poo poo they said and did just slide off them but some number nerd pokes them and they lose their poo poo

there's a 99.9% likelihood that the entire GOP are corrupt as gently caress and entangled in this whole Russia/global banker conspiracy stuff

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


a helpful bear posted:

fox five's example of "using algebra in every day life" is figuring out how many tables you need for 115 people if each table seats 6 lol

loving :lol:

I'm loving these Five updates

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

radical meme posted:

It's really weird because during the great American dick hunt, Ken Starr and his entire staff were zeroed in on the Clinton's finances like a laser beam; Whitewater, the Rose Law Firm, cattle futures; Starr was crawling up the rear end of every person even tangentially financially connected to the Clinton's and they found nothing, not even so much as a misstep in paying taxes or failure to disclose income. Then Starr's team got a phone call from Linda Tripp about a god damned blue dress with a cum stain on it and Starr made his fortune on chasing Bill's dick.

Trump's demise, if it comes, will be the exact opposite; it's all about follow the money.

That's my favorite part frankly. All these elaborate scandals and poo poo that only came to light by pure luck and fate...and Trump probably is gonna at the very least have his presidency hamstrung horribly forever by the most simple 'follow the money of this senile old real estate oaf' scandal possible. There's no treason, there's no elaborate ruskie plot, he's just a sub-normal IQ businessman trying to grift all he can.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Bethamphetamine posted:

Actually, thanks to tech advances in automation, it only needs a few people trained to do maintenance on the ditch digging machines. oops

Actually, thanks to even further advances in automation, it only needs one person to program the robots trained to do maitenance on the ditch digging machines.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/888204913729294337

https://twitter.com/LOLGOP/status/888214953169178627

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Trump Bialystok: but what if they look at my books and my taxes?

Putin: nonsense, comrade, nobody bothers to look into the finances of a losing campaign

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/888186452319887360

https://twitter.com/deadspin/status/888089537469177856

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Bethamphetamine posted:

Actually, thanks to tech advances in automation, it only needs a few people trained to do maintenance on the ditch digging machines. oops

You want to know something really hosed up? When 2008 hit and I lost my job I was actually optimistic. I remember all these museums I saw as a kid and all these huge ambitious projects they told us about in school were built during the Great Depression. I thought this was the first time in nearly a century where we had an opportunity to remake the country and really build it up to face the 21st century.

lol what an idiot

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


a helpful bear posted:

oh also that shitstain that made fun of asian people in NYC is laughing about a dog named bernie: "A SOCIALIST DOG... spread the filth around!"

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
deadgoon is here
deadgoon is everywhere

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Incubus - Pardon Me

But the lyrics are about the piss tape

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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/888214748298391552

this is also obstruction right

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