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vermin posted:Uh oh. Is it too late to unwatch star wars? Just watch the prequels.
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Groovelord Neato posted:so do you have one of those half shaved heads that were the rage for awhile or what. I m extremely beautiful and talented
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vermin posted:Are they escaping a giant maze? Or fighting to the death in a forest-wide arena? Or cuckolding a werewolf? Probably all three and yet you won't feel anything watching this because you can't relate to these two dead eyed attractive drug weirdos Old Story posted:Listening to a bunch of 30-something neckbearded goon schumcks give out haircut advice to young beautiful women is endlessly tiresome and happens all the loving time. Just stop. no one cares. Stop. We are the audience they are trying to sell their goods and/or services to
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I've never seen an attractive women who looked worse with short hair. if you think short hair makes a women ugly I'm sorry you've been brainwashed by a garbage sexual culture
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Baronjutter posted:Also in that video she seems to have some life behind her eyes and is a living human, the 2 mains in city of a thousand planets look drugged, they got that fluoride stare. It's the same actress, just a horrible haircut. starkebn posted:I've never seen an attractive women who looked worse with short hair. if you think short hair makes a women ugly I'm sorry you've been brainwashed by a garbage sexual culture I've seen attractive women with short hair but Clara looks like Eminem with that haircut.
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naem posted:We are the audience they are trying to sell their goods and/or services to sorry didn't know you were in the market for 32 bad opinions about celebrity haircuts
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Jay has short hair Sit and spin on that
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Old Story posted:sorry didn't know you were in the market for 32 bad opinions about celebrity haircuts look I have very discerning tastes and a sophisticated, refined palate when it comes to the appearance of the space movie ladies I wack off too ok
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Holy gently caress somehow space cop is far far worse than I remembered
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Holy gently caress somehow space cop is far far worse than I remembered It's sad that Rich Evans is by far the best actor they can find.
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naem posted:They both look like weird androgynous babies A pair of eyebrows grew boobs.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:A pair of eyebrows grew boobs. I think some caterpillars just crawled on her face. 
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a bone to pick posted:Here she is eating very spicy wings, new haircut looks awful She's really cute with that hair. Also, please don't post horny in the jaycum thread
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UnfurledSails posted:like these assholes 
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Also, please don't post horny in the jaycum thread I don't understand what this stream of words means
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Well, in just about the most shocking news of the year, that Will Smith orc cop movie written by Max Landis actually looks pretty fuckin lit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EZCBSsBxko idk but it looks like gangster cholo guys shooting machine guns at neon nightclub witches kinda works??
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a bone to pick posted:Here she is eating very spicy wings, new haircut looks awful She may have awful hair, but she's got some-a saucy balls! e: Somebody just make a new Tank Girl movie and cast Cara in it already, goddamn. Get on it, Hollywood!
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is that set in the shadowrun universe
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bring back old gbs posted:Well, in just about the most shocking news of the year, that Will Smith orc cop movie written by Max Landis actually looks pretty fuckin lit Ugh, so many fantastic orc actors they could have chosen from and they choose paint up Joel Edgerton instead?
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God dammit, I saw the link and thought up a clever remark but it actually doesn't look that bad.Trabandiumium posted:is that set in the shadowrun universe Legally no. But yes, it totally is.
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kind of weird that noted extremely white rich man max landis wrote a story thats about racism but w/e
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lol orc cop movie is Max Landis? Mama mia. It's weird that it's not shadowrun or what ever, why not just get the rights and make it cyberpunk? Go all the way. This whole "oh it's modern day but also orcs and elves maybe?" is a bit weak.
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violent sex idiot posted:kind of weird that noted extremely white rich man max landis wrote a story thats about racism but w/e Don't worry, the young white children of today have several different options for being discriminated against.
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Baronjutter posted:lol orc cop movie is Max Landis? Mama mia. It's weird that it's not shadowrun or what ever, why not just get the rights and make it cyberpunk? Go all the way. This whole "oh it's modern day but also orcs and elves maybe?" is a bit weak. well technically the awakening in shadowrun was 2012
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I'm kind of surprised movie studios aren't licensing lesser known tabletop properties to cash in on the nerd culture boom.
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What's the over/under on explicit "THIS IS ABOUT POLICE AND RACISM" mentions like that "Fairy Lives Don't Matter" gag?
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super sweet best pal posted:I'm kind of surprised movie studios aren't licensing lesser known tabletop properties to cash in on the nerd culture boom. They're getting there, I think hollywood wants to get through all the board games first like Battleship and Chutes and Ladders
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I heard it was supposed to be Shadowrun but the rights owners held out for too much cash so Netflix told them to get hosed.
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why would you pay some one money to use their intellectual property when yo ucan just create a LEGALLY DISTINCT NON INFRINGING product such as bright, which will be attractive to the audience that gives a poo poo about shadow run and the trillions of people who dont know anything about shadow run wouldnt care if it was a licensed adaptation anyway
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its not like its fuckin bat man or something where the thing ahs been in mass media pop culture for the entire lives of its audience
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When I look at Max Landis, I see a man with a good grasp of the subject of race in America.
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bring back old gbs posted:Well, in just about the most shocking news of the year, that Will Smith orc cop movie written by Max Landis actually looks pretty fuckin lit Didn't know this was a NETFLIX ORIGINAL so hells2 the yeah I'll watching it, gladly. violent sex idiot posted:why would you pay some one money to use their intellectual property when yo ucan just create a LEGALLY DISTINCT NON INFRINGING product such as bright, which will be attractive to the audience that gives a poo poo about shadow run and the trillions of people who dont know anything about shadow run wouldnt care if it was a licensed adaptation anyway Because Shadowrun fukkin owns my dude and had far more lore to draw upon than whatever hack Friday writers from today would come up with. I loving love Shadowrun! (but instead of a droid I'm jacking a tube of D6) KakerMix fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Jul 21, 2017 |
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Valerian was stupid, but enjoyed the movie overall. It's got some straight up bad filmmaking in it, but scenes like Big Market were fun.
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Initially I thought that orc cop partner was Michael Shannon from the voice and then I realized it was actually just makeup  Looks cool though, will watch.
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Something that struck me about the writing is they call it 'The magic wand' several times. Wouldn't 'the wand' sound much cooler since it's already THE, like orcguy recognizes it as 'a magic wand' and then it becomes 'the magic wand'. Seriously, 'the wand' sounds way better and also sounds like a dick so it is very surprising Landis didn't just go with that.
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Maybe they could've called it anything that doesn't make you think of a fairy tale for little girls, I don't know. And I'm sure this has been pointed out, but that movie was done before and it's called Alien Nation.
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Uhh the movie looks bad, guys. Are the people getting hyped for the orc movie the same people who were hyped for valerian?
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a bone to pick posted:Uhh the movie looks bad, guys. I've already paid to watch it and I dig Shadowrun so ??? Why wouldn't I watch it
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a bone to pick posted:Uhh the movie looks bad, guys. Agreed. Although it looks like Will Smith will play charming Will Smith instead of sad Will Smith like he has for the last decade, so that'll be fun.
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