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Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(

i am the bird posted:

Some people grow, other people swell. Now let me describe the president's dick.


Pellisworth posted:

LOL

"some people grow, other people swell"

what is this living sleaze golem

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

these polls are moving targets, which is why it's hovered at that exact level for months

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I think this guy tried to sell me a used car one time.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
what I would say about polls is that I love donald trump's pole.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Americans love Dear Leader.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
re: approval polling

the American public is playing a long game

??

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
The press are fawning over "The Mooch" on twitter. Jfc just murder the 4th estate already, it's beyond useless.

Caros
May 14, 2008

These polls show people love trump. Sure.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

yep i'm done here.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

I'm stealing this one, it's a perfect description.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
Scaramucci's facebook makes him seem pretty fair and balanced
https://www.facebook.com/ascaramucci/photos/rpp.662945233849049/962932870516949/?type=3&theater

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


"I'm gonna keep going as long as Sarah says I can." - he says as he desperately wants to get the hell out of that room.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

They're going to have to decontaminate the podium when this guy is finished.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Leaked video of Trump Tower meeting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_LGaK3oxIk

Randbrick
Sep 28, 2002
So this is faking it until you make it taken to the absolute polar end of the loving universe.

PoopShipDestroyer
Jan 13, 2006

I think he's ready for a chair
Indian guy!

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Who know boring people concerning the executive branch discrediting those investigating the President could be so complicated

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014
From a poster on redstate.com

quote:

Trump is learning that the RNC operatives like Sean Spicier are in this deal for themselves and their friends. My guess is that Priebus is next.

And dumping these people is an unalloyed good thing.

hahahaha

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
I'm too short to see the glass as anything other than half full

I'm also the perfect height to deep throat Dear Leader *slobber*


e: "I'm not going to speak for the President"

that's your job motherfucker

Randbrick
Sep 28, 2002
This dude is a human 90s self help business book soaked in rohypnol.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I hate the way she speaks

Caros
May 14, 2008

gently caress. Shark-eyes Sarah is back.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
How many women are going to come forward that he roofied them? Or wallstreet brokers who are going to say he bullied them in a parking garage?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Something is deeply, deeply unsettling about the new guy.

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

Aves Maria! posted:

The press are fawning over "The Mooch" on twitter. Jfc just murder the 4th estate already, it's beyond useless.

Hi Donald!

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Your Taint posted:

Something is deeply, deeply unsettling about the new guy.

He is 100% Patrick Bateman.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Except the joke is that he's really calm and level-headed.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
the press pool sure is out for blood goddamn.

Reik
Mar 8, 2004
"Mr. Scaramucci, how many stray cats have you fed to an ATM?"

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
She won't deny that pardons are being considered lol.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Goddam, just look at this guy go. It's unreal.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
https://twitter.com/caseytolan/status/888465738997964800

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
I get the feeling that Mooch is the type of guy that if you were to see him in person, afterwords your eyes would feel greasy.

haveblue posted:

Leaked video of Trump Tower meeting:

Looks about right!

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(

Your Taint posted:

Something is deeply, deeply unsettling about the new guy.

He is human white noise. He is an animate mass of sleaze. He is the platonic ideal to which the worst salespeople I've ever worked beside have strived toward and failed to be. His effusions indicate no understanding of empathy or context or anything, because you sell stupid people expensive poo poo they don't need by continuing to talk about nothing until their minds are mush as well.

He offends me on a deep, abiding, personal level.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Is there a 16 year old kid in the press pool?

BlueberryCanary
Mar 18, 2016

Reik posted:

"Mr. Scaramucci, how many stray cats have you fed to an ATM?"

Scaramucci: "None. Dead cats are worth more when they have a kind and loving home."

n3wt
Dec 22, 2005

Randbrick posted:

This dude is a human 90s self help business book soaked in rohypnol.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

"a loyal supporter of the president for a long time"

you know, since like 2016. 2017 maybe.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Nobody that slick should ever be trusted.

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oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nice.

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