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Relevant Tangent posted:Straight men. Gays and bisexuals are fine. I don't discriminate based upon sexual orientation.
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jBrereton posted:*thumbs thru Powers of POTUS splashbook* *rolls 20* The powerful torrent strikes the cave trolls in a massive jet of pee, they are flushed away mewling like abused russian orphans.
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i bet that guy has an enlarged prostate and it takes him 15 minutes to piss lmfao
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Vertical Lime posted:and today in trump history
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jBrereton posted:splashbook* 
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reminder that a majority of republicans still think obama is a muslim
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Vertical Lime posted:and today in trump history The best words. As long as they're 140 characters or less.
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Reality Winner posted:Pissing with morning wood really loving sucks That's pretty weird, since the urine should have no trouble traveling through a straight line. The vaginal maze, on the other hand, requires pee to flow through the multiple metroid-doors that make up the fallopian tubes and cervix.
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Qurnah posted:I'm a pee conjurer in D&D. gunshow.pissworld.png kaleedity has issued a correction as of 21:58 on Jul 21, 2017 |
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Eyy, so dis mook Spicer makes a big fackin' deal about he's quittin' on account a me bein' hired, den he turns around an' says he's stickin' around anudda munt'n'a half! Even though we already got dat hillbilly broad lined up who's been doin' da job half da fackin' time anyway. C'maaa! So I says to myself about Spicer, I says, this two-bit Irish cocksucker has got a skull thicker den my granmudda's salsa di noci, may God rest her soul. Anyway where da hell's da can, I gotta take a squirt
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Naerasa posted:That's pretty weird, since the urine should have no trouble traveling through a straight line. The vaginal maze, on the other hand, requires pee to flow through the multiple metroid-doors that make up the fallopian tubes and cervix. Uhhhhh
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peeonwe posted:Uhhhhh 
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That DICK! posted:Guys we're about 6 months into Donald Trump's presidency and he just hired a guy named "The Mooch" to handle communications
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tacodaemon posted:Eyy, so dis mook Spicer makes a big fackin' deal about he's quittin' on account a me bein' hired, den he turns around an' says he's stickin' around anudda munt'n'a half! Even though we already got dat hillbilly broad lined up who's been doin' da job half da fackin' time anyway. C'maaa! So I says to myself about Spicer, I says, this two-bit Irish cocksucker has got a skull thicker den my granmudda's salsa di noci, may God rest her soul. Anyway where da hell's da can, I gotta take a squirt 
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That DICK! posted:Guys we're approaching Clinton's candidacy and she just hired a guy named "The Mook" to handle her campaign
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Reality Winner posted:Tampon strings should be called ariadne's thread Shoved deep inside Pandora's box
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Serf posted:what happened did spicer quit? He hid behind a bush for so long that he became a shrub. Shrub Spicer is his legal name now. Yeah
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Serf posted:what happened did spicer quit? Yeah, Trump hired a cartoon mobster to be his boss and for some reason Spicer took exception to this.
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like many (most??) picaresques, don quixote is generally read as an extended metaphor for the wandering journey of pee from a womans stomach(?) to the toilet
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Naerasa posted:Shoved deep inside Pandora's box the source of all the world's evils but also/especially hope
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Squizzle posted:like many (most??) picaresques, don quixote is generally read as an extended metaphor for the wandering journey of pee from a womans stomach(?) to the toilet The renowned picaresque candide is about a woman unable to pee due to an overgrowth of yeast known as candide-itis
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Reality Winner posted:Tampon strings should be called ariadne's thread lmao
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Qurnah posted:I'm a pee conjurer in D&D.  E: This is KC Green Gunshow, since apparently this was before a time when he wrote his name on stuff. Old-school no-poo poo-giving KC. Huxley has issued a correction as of 22:08 on Jul 21, 2017 |
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Squizzle posted:like many (most??) picaresques, don quixote is generally read as an extended metaphor for the wandering journey of pee from a womans stomach(?) to the toilet It's classic storytelling. Woman goes to bathroom; Woman tries to pee; Woman eventually (I'm assuming) pees. A real heroine's journey the likes of which Campbell could best expound upon.
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Serf posted:what happened did spicer quit?
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WarMECH posted:i know it's only been a few hours but i think that tony da mooch will provide more comedy than spicy gimme dat gabbagool ya fuckin mook oh man, without a doubt
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zakkro posted:It's classic storytelling. Can't wait for act 2 when we meet the mentor who helps her pee
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