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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Kullik posted:

lol they are comparing themselves to kids dying of malnutrition in the third world.

Marquis de Sade, noted author of 120 Days of Sodom and extremely normal and not hosed up individual

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green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Kullik posted:

lol they are comparing themselves to kids dying of malnutrition in the third world.

They already said Holocaust victims had it better (because some of the Jews were Chads) so maybe they were looking for a comparison that could possibly top that one in terms of mind-bending horrificness.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

green chicken feet posted:

They already said Holocaust victims had it better (because some of the Jews were Chads) so maybe they were looking for a comparison that could possibly top that one in terms of mind-bending horrificness.

It's really easy to compare wrist thickness when everyone in the picture has no body fat.

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
imagine blowing $20k on cam sites :vince:

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


and this is why spendthrift trusts exist, folks

Barudak
May 7, 2007

They didnt love you because you were an idiot with money. Nobody wants to be attached to a cam girl whale long term.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Does anyone ever wonder what life as a normie would be like?

I imagine it being so good walking into a movie theater with a girl on my arm. Pulling away the chair for my lady. Feeling her hair brush against my chest, down my belly.

But here I am, sitting behind my computer, left hand milky as the Dead Marshes.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

They didnt love you because you were an idiot with money. Nobody wants to be attached to a cam girl whale long term.

is this your findom kid

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider

lazorexplosion posted:

Does anyone ever wonder what life as a normie would be like?

I imagine it being so good walking into a movie theater with a girl on my arm. Pulling away the chair for my lady. Feeling her hair brush against my chest, down my belly.

But here I am, sitting behind my computer, left hand milky as the Dead Marshes.

Oh good, that image isn't going away anytime soon.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Handmaid's Tale universe sucks not just for the Handmaids, but for everybody else - the only non-miserable person in the entire book is the academic giving a lecture 200 years in the future about Offred's story, which she recorded on a bunch of cassette tapes and stuck in a storage locker in a random order.


Manbuns and leather baseball caps are stupid and the only reason I'd give a guy wearing either a second glance would be to silently marvel at his lovely, lovely taste.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

"How hapa incels are created"

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


countdown until the incels think that wearing rompers is the new chad thing to do

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Non movie star parents without wealth produces non-movie star looking child without expensive suit, film at 11

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Today in class the teacher made us rate other student's presentations.

We had presentations for english 208 today. before we started the teacher gave 5 of us a spreadsheet to rate other students presentations with notes and give them a grade and said she would average it out with the grade we give her as a way to see how the presentation appeals to her peers as well.

Well, i gave all the male students 8-9/10 and the female students 3-4-5/10. The thing is the female students were better up there and were clearly more comfortable while the guys were awkward but i just made up some poo poo about the female students being too distracting with movements, speaking too fast blah blah anything to justify giving them the low score.

today was a good day

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

countdown until the incels think that wearing rompers is the new chad thing to do

Excuse you, they are rompims when worn by men. Because that renaming is a thing that must be done because fragile masculinity. Just like man buns.

But really rompers are terrible and should not be worn by anyone who is not a literal toddler.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Rompers are the perfect clothing for the modern, on the go diaper fetishist.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
how do you take a loving dump in a romper, I am genuinely curious

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Pick posted:

how do you take a loving dump in a romper, I am genuinely curious

You have to pretty much take it off and let it hang on the filthy bathroom floor.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Baronjutter posted:

You have to pretty much take it off and let it hang on the filthy bathroom floor.

That's disgusting.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pick posted:

how do you take a loving dump in a romper, I am genuinely curious

I wasnt fully joking about the diaper thing

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

quote:

Sex inone the three basic human needs, with food and water. Nobody yells at staring children that they're not entitled to food.

I just realized that air is not a basic need anymore. It's pretty fun being able to swim for hours without coming up to breathe. Thank you r/incels for being at the forefront of science yet again!

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Pick posted:

how do you take a loving dump in a romper, I am genuinely curious

you let it fall out through the leg hole

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Pick posted:

how do you take a loving dump in a romper, I am genuinely curious

The ones for toddlers have snaps on the bottom so you can change the diaper w/o taking off the whole outfit. Like on a onesie. So, snaps I guess?

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Barudak posted:

I wasnt at all joking about the diaper thing

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

big time bisexual posted:

imagine blowing $20k on cam sites :vince:



Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost
You used to say that they acted absurdly in that they loved you to excess, yet did not dare to enjoy you when they might, and instead of giving free rein to their passion when it lay in their power to do so, they kept watch and ward, looking fixedly at the seal and the bolt; for they thought it enjoyment enough, not that they were able to enjoy you themselves, but that they were shutting out everyone else from a share in the enjoyment, like the dog in the manger that neither ate the barley herself nor permitted the hungry horse to eat it.

CowboyAndy
Aug 7, 2012

big time bisexual posted:

imagine blowing $20k on cam sites :vince:



"A full life time?" Mother fucker, you were 18. 18! I didn't get a kiss until I was 21.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

CowboyAndy posted:

"A full life time?" Mother fucker, you were 18. 18! I didn't get a kiss until I was 21.

Apparently you lack a certain distinct brand of nihilism.

Theokotos
Jan 22, 2015

Fallen Rib
Re rompers: there's a lot of ugly ones, but a nice one looks more structured/like a dress, and is good for looking fancy while being physically active. As far as using the bathroom, it's not really that big a deal, maybe it's more difficult if they're badly designed/cheap (as I reckon most are).

Anyway, death to incels, etc, etc

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Literally A Person posted:

Apparently you lack a certain distinct brand of nihilism.

His epicanthal tilt is on the reverse axis and he's doomed to bang a 4/10 Stacy slut with roast beef vageen

CowboyAndy
Aug 7, 2012

Literally A Person posted:

Apparently you lack a certain distinct brand of nihilism.

Yeah, I know. I'm also really frugal, so wasting 15-20k on something like camshows is ridiculous. There's free porn all over the net, for god's sake. That 15-20k could have been put to good use, and 'whacking it' is not a good use.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


just smh if you spend any money at all on cam shows, jesus

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

CowboyAndy posted:

That 15-20k could have been put to good use, and 'whacking it' is not a good use.

Unless you can only become physically aroused in the presence of Fabergé eggs.

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance
Just caught up on the thread after being away from it for a few days...

:allbuttons:

Welp, time to stay away from this thread for a few more days again so I don't go mad from the revelation.


The Herbivore Men seem to be pretty chill though. Why can't the incels adopt their way of thinking?

spasticColon fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Jul 22, 2017

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Stronger social safety nets, urban living, intravenous anime.

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe

CowboyAndy posted:

Yeah, I know. I'm also really frugal, so wasting 15-20k on something like camshows is ridiculous. There's free porn all over the net, for god's sake. That 15-20k could have been put to good use, and 'whacking it' is not a good use.

Legal and ethical (as you can get, anyhow) prostitute in Amsterdam is apparently 500 euro for a few hours

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
lol "as ethical as you can get" (sex slave trafficked from greece)

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde

CowboyAndy posted:

"A full life time?" Mother fucker, you were 18. 18! I didn't get a kiss until I was 21.

Imagine you found incel boards during some moments of frustration between the ages of 18 and 21. Also had undiagnosed autism.

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Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde

Barudak posted:

Calvanism with double determinism only works when everyone assumes theyre the elect, if anyone thought they werent there is nothing in their ideology stopping them from committing an unlimited number of crimes other than other people.

Incels basically have a belief where grace is measured not in wealth or power or good fortune but in fucksmanship. And since, to them, their is nothing else worth striving for and no next life to worry aboutthe goal becomes how to steal the signe of grace. You see them talk about rape, killing chads, laws curtailing womens sexual habits etc are all mechanisms to steal it and its why they arent all dead from suicidal self loathing.

Edit: The reason Im using this metaphor of grace is because if theres one thing they agree on its you cant earn it. Thats what "cope" is, its the inability for human beings to earn grace and in their case fuckability.

Genealogically, this incel poo poo probably does trace back to those Calvinist ideas, and the Calvinism comparison does work, but you are skipping a few steps. Incel Thought seems to diverge from the mainstream most recently via pop evopsych, which says everything human is geared toward competitive sexual reproduction, and draw on 19th-20th century social darwinism. You can find Calvinist currents in those systems of thought.

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