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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I WILL LET YOU DOWN

I WILL MAKE YOU HURT

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



why not just cook the meat then eat it without puttin poo poo on it and thrn put catsup on it

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

fits my needs posted:

wtf is white sauce

It's what the alt-right calls themselves now

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Johnny Cash's Hurt rendemtion I feel like is the perfect version of the song that does not also defame His message in some way, such as endorsing money worshipers etc etc

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

It's what the alt-right calls themselves now

your username is tight booty shorts though???

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Epic High Five posted:

Johnny Cash's Hurt rendemtion I feel like is the perfect version of the song that does not also defame His message in some way, such as endorsing money worshipers etc etc

in addiion to this

this and "Hallelujah" by Rufus Wainwright are some of the only songs to ever bring me to tears, and here they are, right in yuor face and who the uck cares?

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Look, the sauce is optional okay? The point is it's all about pulled pork roasted slowly over hardwood fire. the sauce is usually vinegar mixed with prob a little sugar water, crushed red pepper, other spices and you sprinkle that over the meat and eat it with bread. Okay? Is that clear enough? When I was a Midwesterner my definition of barbecue was basically whatever you do on a grill but here in the southeast the definition is a lot more rigorous.

Frankly I have a grill and I do hot dogs or brats and stuff over it and it's no big deal but that's not what they call barbecue down here.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

paranoid randroid posted:

i mean with the whole milk thing, theyre basically edging towards being reactionary juggalos

And if you showed up at one of their events with a tank of nitrous and baloons, you'd be doing them a favor

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

shut up about food

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


punchymcpunch posted:

xboxers and station players are a lot like hidden valley vs paul newmans own i mean it all comes outta the same place - paul newmans butt and or dick

:hai:

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Yinlock posted:

your username is tight booty shorts though???

Keep loving that chicken yin

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







just scanned a dude's bladder to see how much urine he was storing

it was a lot

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
Pulled pork is hard to gently caress up

But on the flipside brisket is extremely hard to get right, and I'm from texas where bbq is supposed to be at its peak but I have had mean three good brisket experiences out of twenty

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

white sauce posted:

Keep loving that chicken yin

lmao

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



oh so barbecue is a sandwich?

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Is a nothingburger a sandwich?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







punchymcpunch posted:

oh so barbecue is a sandwich?

it can be

if you put it on white bread and eat it with some slaw

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



MaxxBot posted:

Is a nothingburger a sandwich?

its a heroin balloon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl9ZkYViEIs

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Yinlock posted:

shut up about food

hi yinlock i like to eat food do you?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

punchymcpunch posted:

oh so barbecue is a sandwich?

If you put it on bread, Punchy.

EFB

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



FOOD

is coninielool

and gooud

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



lmao white sauce

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



And I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here
Someday burns down
And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away
And I never come back to this town again\


as an aside his first novel is extremely cool and good

read it

darkness never ends and it just assume moresins pains

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Ribs are good and easy to make

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lmao literal white sauce posing wtf

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

punchymcpunch posted:

lmao white sauce

i take it back, food is good after all

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



barbecue is a thing you cook meat on here I guess this is one of those cultural things

like it can be literally anything

usually sausages

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Dry rub

Bake

Then BBQ

Fall off the bone baby

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



every day of every spree of my life

I post while singing Gram Parsons songs

I shall not be stripped ofthe significance of the glory of such

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Whoa my cancer is gone

RIP cancer

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
There's a place near my house thats like a butcher shop/cafe that does this pulled pork breakfast burrito that is very *the chef kissing his hand emoji or w/e*

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



zen death robot posted:

:chloe:

Bake? what kind of animal are you? Ribs are smoked.

ssmmooooke deez ntz

Haligh, haligh, a lie, haligh
The plans were never finalized
But left to hang like yarn and twine
Dangling before my eyes
As you tear and tear your hair from roots
Of that same head you have twice removed now
A lock of hair you said would prove
Our love would never die

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



hey whitesauce i can read you again

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



also can i lamo for just a moment at TBS being named after a garlic+fat sauce of the most basic variety despit how proudly beligierrent and mean is inteenniended to be

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
Man what if the white sauce you guys were talking about was actislly cum

Like from a guys dick

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



proudboys ask u if u ever pulled pork and if u did ur a cop

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




ur mam

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Montasque posted:

Cernovich's big beef with the Alt-Right racists is that they called him out on his GRIFT. After he got called out(and accused of being Jewish) Cernovich started doxxing Alt-Right personalities who were hiding behind screen names. This was the first of a continuous war between him and Spencer/Enoch/Baked Alaska, and other alt-right idiots. He also banned all of them from the Deploraball. To this day the Deploraball incident is a source of intense rage with Baked Alaska, and Spencer. Its the moment the Alt-Right/Alt-Lite broke in two.

let's take all these people and the people with screen names or whatever and shove them into a volcano with a bulldozer

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white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

zen death robot posted:

:chloe:

Bake? what kind of animal are you? Ribs are smoked.

Some ribs are smoked

I like to bake them first then BBQ them with a charcoal grill for a final hour or two

They're really quite good

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