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lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

quote:

I called emergency phone for ambulance because I had a panic attack for 2 hours and it put me to my knees and I surrendered to the thought that all my panic attacks before lasted no more than a dozen minutes.

So I am calling and I am describing symptoms of a heart attack (they are indentical with a panic attack) and I sound scared to death and breath heavily. On the other side is a whore and talks incredibly slowly with a spillage of elegance and grazia in her voice.

I, being full of adrenaline, say

"CAN YOU PLEASE TALK FASTER FOR OBVIOUS REASONS?!?"

She replies in a mockingly and morally demeaning tone combined with exposed joy and resentment for the dying victim -

"Hmmm, no?!?! :-)"

Then she dragged the conversation for 7 minutes with various questions and made me repeat most of the answers. I rarely meet a person who talks slowly.

Even though I was expexting death for 2 hours and was borderline fully insane I still was MORE SHOCKED HOW CRUEL AND HUMANLY DEPRAVED THE ANTICHRISTS ARE.

I am scared. Society is full of monsters.

quote:

Cope. Why else would that woman act that way then? Chad will come in with his Don Draper voice and moisten her up even in his last dying breath. You seem to think that moments of humanity will shine through normies and you will share a connection with them in those moments? Wrong. You are incel. You are subhuman. They don't have to see your face to know.

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green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

lazorexplosion posted:

Incel emergency call

I wouldn't be surprised if emergency operators are required to speak slowly as part of their job, so the other person can understand them and to help them remain calm. But nope, for incels everything is a personal insult.

Incel riddle time! How did the incel know the random stranger on the phone was a whore?

Deductive reasoning. She was past the age of legal employment.

OK, I know that wasn't funny, but I think it's odd how many incels think they know everything about a person based on one fact.

Woman capable of legal consent? She only wants Chad's dick! And that is her complete motivation in life!

Underage girl? She's pure and not judgmental and would absolutely love and appreciate me until she gets ruined by Chad!

Female genitalia? Sure, I understand them better than a doctor even though I've never been in close enough proximity to observe any in person! Women are also all lying about how their own bodies work! (Source: other incels)

The incel's understanding of women reminds me of those pictures Europeans used to draw of tigers and elephants that were so strange-looking because they had never seen one. They were only trying their best to depict this mystery creature based on 2nd hand info or maybe even rumors. But imagine if those guys tried to say they knew more about elephants than someone who lived in India and had seen elephants daily.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
That's actually an extremely good comparison, wow. I really like it

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Keeping with the metaphor their main goal does seem to be to import eastern ones to get stuck in a ring with them.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



it couldn't be that that's how emergency operators are trained to talk someone down from a panic attack

Barudak posted:

Keeping with the metaphor their main goal does seem to be to import eastern ones to get stuck in a ring with them.

:eyepop:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here


Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




How exactly do they imagine this forced sex with inmates going? It doesn't sound like it'd be a good time for anyone.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

ha ha what do they think female prison inmates look like

Caged Heat was just a movie

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Universe Master posted:

ha ha what do they think female prison inmates look like

Caged Heat was just a movie

"Well, based on every porno I've seen..."

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Universe Master posted:

ha ha what do they think female prison inmates look like

Orange is the New Black....

...a XXX porn parody

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Five minutes of convict sex would break that dudes dick clean off

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

P-Mack posted:

Five minutes of convict sex would break that dudes dick clean off

Yeah, I'm picturing some 50 something giant black lady going all Rorschach

"Oh honey-pie, I'm not locked up in here with you, you're locked up in here with me"

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Barudak posted:

Orange is the New Black....

...a XXX porn parody

Orange Is The New Blacked.com

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

Keeping with the metaphor their main goal does seem to be to import eastern ones to get stuck in a ring with them.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Mr. Flunchy posted:

How exactly do they imagine this forced sex with inmates going? It doesn't sound like it'd be a good time for anyone.

That other guy was going on about how Handmaid's Tale is a male utopia, even though the Ceremony is some of the least sexy sex imaginable - fully-clothed man mechanically thrusts into unreceptive fully-clothed woman while fully-clothed wife sits at fully-clothed woman's head avoiding her husband's gaze, okay we're done, see you all next month!

Incels seem to think that bad sex is all they can really hope for.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


these guys should just convert to mormonism. they all get married at 18 so they can have sex and pop out a bunch of kids, and then when they die they get a planet full of submissive wives

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Oct 15, 2012

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curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe
Upper middle class Mormonism has a gender balance problem because men pop out to basically do this poo poo

Basically you would probably find already a large contigent of ex Mormon neckerbeards

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Wouldn't they hate mormonism on the basis of it being "hypergamy"?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

chumbler posted:

Wouldn't they hate mormonism on the basis of it being "hypergamy"?

Mainline mormonism doesnt allow polygamy.

Its the perfect religion for them, and there are way more single mormon women then men so all they really need to do is convert.

Thumbtacks
Apr 3, 2013
What's this joke about incels carrying printers

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Nah incels wouldn't really like Mormonism cause it would still require them to talk to women instead of having one brought to their house pre-shackled

Sneakster
Jul 13, 2017

by R. Guyovich
They've entombed themselves in a psychological construct of an inescapable awkward phase, thus likely over exaggerating flaws, but still probably kind of ugly on the whole. Most of these guys are projecting their self-loathing and sexual frustration onto women as objects of desire because they don't understand people, and women in particular are a token of their alienation and lack of empathy.

In defense of the nazi twink, he probably just hates women because he understands what its like to be beautiful and evil. The white supremacy stuff is probably just low self-esteem sublimating covert narcissism, and he'd soften up on it if he met a cute Ethiopian guy, leading him to drop nazi stuff to support a eugenics movement lead by beautiful men.

Sneakster fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Jul 22, 2017

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

Thumbtacks posted:

What's this joke about incels carrying printers

quote:

Borky posted:

A loose female acquaintance of mine calls me at 1:00am today and asks me if I could print something on the computer for her and bring it over in the afternoon. "Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I'll help you, I'm all yours," I tell her. She sends me this file and lo and behold I can't open it. It's made in Microsoft Publisher and I don't have that program so I begin panicing, trying to find this program or a way to print the file. Scouring the internet yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my room.

I finally come up with an idea and I tell the girl, if I can proceed with it. The plan was I would carry my printer about 2miles to her house, print out the needed pages, maybe talk to her a bit while I was there. I was hoping for at least a hug out of this ordeal.

By the time I get there, I'm wet all over from sweating in the +90 degree heat outside and carrying a heavy motherfucking HP Deskjet printer. The first thing I see upon entering her room (my first time in a girl's bedroom) are some panties on her bed.

After the initial shock of seeing such a horrific sight for the first time, I setup the printer and get my job done. However, I did consider sniffing the lingere when she left the room once, but with the wuss that I am, I just ended up staring at them the whole while. That was a sarcastic joke for those of you too stupid to realize that

To make a long story short, just as I was finishing up with the printing job (which was hefty), her boyfriend and his gay friend walk in, say hello, and begin hanging out in the room as they waited for the girl to finish this work so they could go to the mall.

This effectively ruins my chances of getting a hug and I walk another 2 miles home with the motherfucking printer in hand. The only thing that I got out of this were some very painful fingers and a "thanks" as I walked out her bedroom door.

So, am I pathetic for doing all these things? It wouldn't be the first time I've pledged my heart and soul to a girl and gotten back almost nothing in return. I would hate turning her or anyone else I knew down or making up some lie.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sneakster posted:

In defense of the nazi twink, he probably just hates women because he understands what its like to be beautiful and evil. The white supremacy stuff is probably just low self-esteem sublimating covert narcissism, and he'd soften up on it if he met a cute Ethiopian guy, leading him to drop nazi stuff to support a support eugenics movement lead by beautiful men.

You know, I go to r/incels a bunch to get content for this thread and the only time that I ever felt like touching the poo was to reach out to cutey-twink-nazi and let him know how god damned adorable he was.

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Literally A Person posted:

You know, I go to r/incels a bunch to get content for this thread and the only time that I ever felt like touching the poo was to reach out to cutey-twink-nazi and let him know how god damned adorable he was.

Just a friendly reminder that he happened upon a passed-out drunk girl and decided to whip it out and stick it in for a second, Brock Turner style. Still adorable?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Hobologist posted:

Just a friendly reminder that he happened upon a passed-out drunk girl and decided to whip it out and stick it in for a second, Brock Turner style. Still adorable?

Thanks for ruining what was going to, one day, be a beautiful love story. Followed by an incredibly raunchy gay erotica story.

Sneakster
Jul 13, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Literally A Person posted:

You know, I go to r/incels a bunch to get content for this thread and the only time that I ever felt like touching the poo was to reach out to cutey-twink-nazi and let him know how god damned adorable he was.
Bad idea.

He's probably disturbed to such a degree that his lifestyle is the next best thing to prison for the safety of society. If he interacted with other human beings, and found out how easy it is to get laid, the constantly getting hit on by hetero guys, and girls telling him he's beautiful and positive attention would evaporate the delusion of his low self-esteem which functions as a psychological defense mechanism and boundary. The loss of this boundary would make him go from reclusive hateful covert narcissist to outwardly functioning human being.

The void he currently fills with reclusive misanthropy in lieu of physical intimacy is latent sociopathy. Sex to him is a form of control, fundamentally a negative act of psychological violence. It is not love or the human connection that is sought, it is the opportunity to commit violence and assert control. Within this view, women are objects, human beings are objects, they do not have agency. Rape holds no appeal because the other party resisting challenges and negates sense of control through asserting their own will, thus denying a concept of others as inanimate objects under control.

He has no desire to connect to human beings, only to hurt and dominate, to such a degree anything else in incomprehensible. Its power, not sex that's desired. If he found out that sex doesn't sufficiently grant him that sense of power, it would inevitably lead to him stalking, killing, and possibly cannibalizing other human beings to consume the essence that he'd previously imagined sex to be means of acquiring, to fill a void that can't be filled, because he's a sociopath.

On some level he knows this, sharing his bile on the internet and keeping himself away from other people through largely self-imposed seclusion protects himself from indulging in escalating predatory behavior that would inevitably lead to his capture/death.

If he internalized how much of an advantage living under the auspices of the halo effect gave him, he might not be able to restrain himself.

Don't touch the poo.

The others are just gross animals, the pretty one is a scorpion.

Hobologist posted:

Just a friendly reminder that he happened upon a passed-out drunk girl and decided to whip it out and stick it in for a second, Brock Turner style. Still adorable?

Yes, that's why its so dangerous for him to truly know how far he can take it if he gave up his self-preservation coping mechanisms. Molesting a passed out body is how you treat a curious object, not seek a connection, or even validation.

He's not gay, or even bi. He has no means to connect to others, but could enter a relationship with a man due to not having otherized them as much. This too, could lead to him indulging in things you know you should report, but those eyes are in your dreams. By the time you accept the truth of what he is and realize those eyes are in your nightmares, its too late, you're in too deep, and his lips are too soft.


Literally A Person posted:

Thanks for ruining what was going to, one day, be a beautiful love story. Followed by an incredibly raunchy gay erotica story.

I got you covered. The sex is better than you ever had, and filthier than you ever imagined because he has no line, and making everyone else disappointing and unsatisfying in comparison is the most satisfying part of it. However, once maximum psychological intensity from novelty has been reached, he will go completely frigid, because intimacy is not a thing that exists, and at best you'll be used as a prop in an occasion novel opportunity.

Sneakster fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Jul 22, 2017

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Can't tell if you are being serious or just trying to take my man?

Sneakster
Jul 13, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Literally A Person posted:

Can't tell if you are being serious or just trying to take my man?
Both, but its ultimately fruitless. He can't be tamed, so don't let him out of his cage.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Most of these people.are most likely self diagnosed as being autistic because that's the only way to explain that behavior.

Beowulfs_Ghost
Nov 6, 2009

My Linux Rig posted:

Nah incels wouldn't really like Mormonism cause it would still require them to talk to women instead of having one brought to their house pre-shackled

In a way, it is better than that.

The women get their own brainwashing about how important it is to find a man, be an ideal housewife, and pop out some babies ASAP.

The local church can help out by providing a "young single adults ward", which is a church service set aside for single 18-30 years old.

So yah, you have to sit through a boring church service once a week. But on the up side, as a man you get told how awesome you are for being a man, and then you get to mingle in a meat market of desperate young women who were just shamed for not being married.


However, an incel would have to shower and leave the house, so...

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Beowulfs_Ghost posted:

However, an incel would have to shower and leave the house, so...

I think shower may have to come after intense psychotherapy.

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Literally A Person posted:

Can't tell if you are being serious or just trying to take my man?

Was the Nazism not enough of a warning sign for you?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Hollismason posted:

Most of these people.are most likely self diagnosed as being autistic because that's the only way to explain that behavior.
It is a special brand of mosquito-annoying when losers try to justify their awful behavior with autism, self-diagnosed or otherwise. I'm autistic, and it doesn't excuse poo poo. When I'm a poo poo person I'm a poo poo person. Autism just explains particular ways I can be a poo poo person. It doesn't preclude emotional maturity nor learned theory of mind, and incels who co-opt the term (and the teenage refuse that mocks them with said term) make it that much loving harder to be autistic in society.

Literally A Person posted:

I think shower may have to come after intense psychotherapy.
Psychotherapy while they shower. Hard to posture and be tough when your therapist watches you soap the underside of your moobs.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





goonspeed

RIP

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Flunchy posted:

How exactly do they imagine this forced sex with inmates going? It doesn't sound like it'd be a good time for anyone.

The inmates will be the ones doing the forcing.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Say Nothing posted:

The inmates will be the ones doing the forcing.

Turn about is fair play and all that...

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Sneakster posted:

Bad idea.

He's probably disturbed to such a degree that his lifestyle is the next best thing to prison for the safety of society. If he interacted with other human beings, and found out how easy it is to get laid, the constantly getting hit on by hetero guys, and girls telling him he's beautiful and positive attention would evaporate the delusion of his low self-esteem which functions as a psychological defense mechanism and boundary. The loss of this boundary would make him go from reclusive hateful covert narcissist to outwardly functioning human being.

The void he currently fills with reclusive misanthropy in lieu of physical intimacy is latent sociopathy. Sex to him is a form of control, fundamentally a negative act of psychological violence. It is not love or the human connection that is sought, it is the opportunity to commit violence and assert control. Within this view, women are objects, human beings are objects, they do not have agency. Rape holds no appeal because the other party resisting challenges and negates sense of control through asserting their own will, thus denying a concept of others as inanimate objects under control.

He has no desire to connect to human beings, only to hurt and dominate, to such a degree anything else in incomprehensible. Its power, not sex that's desired. If he found out that sex doesn't sufficiently grant him that sense of power, it would inevitably lead to him stalking, killing, and possibly cannibalizing other human beings to consume the essence that he'd previously imagined sex to be means of acquiring, to fill a void that can't be filled, because he's a sociopath.

On some level he knows this, sharing his bile on the internet and keeping himself away from other people through largely self-imposed seclusion protects himself from indulging in escalating predatory behavior that would inevitably lead to his capture/death.

If he internalized how much of an advantage living under the auspices of the halo effect gave him, he might not be able to restrain himself.

Don't touch the poo.

The others are just gross animals, the pretty one is a scorpion.


Yes, that's why its so dangerous for him to truly know how far he can take it if he gave up his self-preservation coping mechanisms. Molesting a passed out body is how you treat a curious object, not seek a connection, or even validation.

Too true. It's in the best interest of people everywhere that this guy never realizes he's not ugly. He could do so much damage. Right now he's only ruining one life.

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His Purple Majesty
Dec 12, 2008
gently caress every woman, they are animals anyways. I have taken a new approach, 11 rejections, no problem, make it 12! I am an intelligent gentleman that needs nobody's confirmation. So I have resort to other solutions, I tried out fleshlights, they feel just terrible, I have tried humping my sofa with lots of lube, my penis started bleeding, and my hand is just too boring. So I have came with a new solution, bestiality. It is completely legal where I live to do it so don't come here and tell me what to do or not, anyway. Which animal has the pussy that feels the closest to women? I have heard that pigs/cows feel really comfortable, but is there any incel with any experience with bestiality? I am not hurting anyone, I will buy a cow/horse and feed it every day and gently caress it occasionally when I feel horny or something, but I have heard that it differs from animal to animal. I did also some research and I found it to be a very reliable method, as the cows do not really reject you or walk away, so I won't really be having to introduce myself or do any of that normie poo poo and just get straight to the loving. Also dont come with that consensual bullshit, I am sure that they would be more than happy to have me as a partner if they were human. I am also an extremely jealous person and I have thought of getting an alpha cow/horse to let him gently caress my partner and I will get angry at him and end up killing him and eating him up, while I forgive my female partner and tell her it is okay. What do you think? My fantasy of beating up chads and getting a woman will be solved in one stroke, I think it sounds great.

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