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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Telnaes on Spicer resigning.



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Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Arthur Crackpot posted:

Things Bruce Tinsley Hates:

-Colleges
-Liberals
-The Media
-Jon Stewart
-Sobriety
-Cute Dogs, apparently

Is there a Bitterest Old Creep award or something? Cause it seems like Tinsley is angling for one pretty hard

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Panty Saluter posted:

Is there a Bitterest Old Creep award or something? Cause it seems like Tinsley is angling for one pretty hard

We gave Gorrell a Lifetime UnAchievement Award last year for unrivaled performance in the field of laziness, could probably do something like that again?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Panty Saluter posted:

Is there a Bitterest Old Creep award or something? Cause it seems like Tinsley is angling for one pretty hard

For sure, only Tedd gets anywhere near that level of bitterness and he at least can delude himself better.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Drunkie Duck's title is always Most Useless Alcoholic.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

NPEENAEHT COEANHEHHBIX WTATOB AMEPNKN? what silly nonsense is this cartoonist trying to spell in funny russian letters what a silly cartoonist

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden


IIPE3NOEHT COEONHEHHbIX IIITATOB AMEPNKN? What the heck does that mean???

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben

Angepain posted:

NPEENAEHT COEANHEHHBIX WTATOB AMEPNKN? what silly nonsense is this cartoonist trying to spell in funny russian letters what a silly cartoonist

When you try to write a heartfelt love letter to your pooty wooty on the bird rug, but your tiny hands strike again.

See: covfefe

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Itzena posted:

Bill Day actually drew something new!

:ssh: It's from last year.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

For sure, only Tedd gets anywhere near that level of bitterness and he at least can delude himself better.
The Honorary Chuck Asay Memorial Award

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

i dont think the guys actually working the rigs are the ones cheering

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

"Look! Iran!" — Michael Ramirez, every few months

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:


"Look! Iran!" — Michael Ramirez, every few months



Haha they ain't gonna replace it with poo poo, Rose.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Sandpuppy posted:

:ssh: It's from last year.
For whatever reason Possum throws in random old cartoons.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:


"Look! Iran!" — Michael Ramirez, every few months



They're not going to do poo poo and you're going to vote for him. Don't even loving pretend you actually have morals or impulse control, you're a loving Republican. What are you gonna do? Go Democrat?

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008

Things voters have forgotten:
-Watergate
-2000 election
-9/11

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Is that bush sr?

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

LingcodKilla posted:

Is that bush sr?

Chuck Schumer.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Pakled posted:

Chuck Schumer.

Such a great artist.

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003


Why is George W Bush wearing a DEMS shirt? :confused:

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

LingcodKilla posted:

Is that bush sr?
George H.W. Bush was my thought too.

LingcodKilla posted:

Such a great artist.

Dracula Factory
Sep 7, 2007


Why is everyone drawing cheeto benito's tie so long, did I miss something?

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Dracula Factory posted:

Why is everyone drawing cheeto benito's tie so long, did I miss something?

He wears (wore?) too-big ties and they are noticeable in how lovely they look

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Dracula Factory posted:

Why is everyone drawing cheeto benito's tie so long, did I miss something?

He always wears his ties too long





so long, in fact, that he can't stick the short end through the tag to keep them together, and apparently he's unaware of tie clips, so he uses scotch tape

KillerQueen
Jul 13, 2010

Oh god, that face. Ban whichever artist that is please.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Goddamn how hard is it to draw apes? If that's what those are supposed to be anyway.

Starving Wolf
Apr 2, 2010

MUCH LATER
Yams Fan

Samurai Sanders posted:

Goddamn how hard is it to draw apes? If that's what those are supposed to be anyway.

Planet of the Capybaras.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
My first thought was Jewish rat stereotypes to be honest. I blame this thread.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Samurai Sanders posted:

Jewish rat stereotypes



?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

cheetah7071 posted:

He wears (wore?) too-big ties and they are noticeable in how lovely they look

Guy spends $5,000 a suit and they fit him like garbage bags. I suspect it's because he won't admit he's fat.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Fievel is a MOUSE :colbert:

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Also, Adam Ford decided to do some cartoons

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Wow this uh...you gotta be in deep to own yourself via strawman and still go "Wuving Gawd :kimchi: "

At the risk of getting a bit too r/atheist, I don't think the average person would think too highly of a dad who had his innocent son put to death so a criminal could go free.

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But let's talk about the REAL issue here: questionable hairstyles for men.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

For about the fifth time in a row, Rose demands taking health care from millions of Americans, almost certainly sentencing many of them to death. But remember, he's just a loveable old grandpa who likes puns.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Yep...still worried about being eaten by black people. Or is it Muslims now?

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Time for another round of "You will never be Calvin & Hobbes".

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Samurai Sanders posted:

Yep...still worried about being eaten by black people. Or is it Muslims now?
It's a dig on nonbinary trans people, although I don't blame you for being confused since using diet as a metaphor tends to fall flat when your own goddamn species doesn't follow a carnivore-herbivore binary.

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Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

Samurai Sanders posted:

Yep...still worried about being eaten by black people. Or is it Muslims now?

The word "binary" means it's either about gender, or Tinsley is really dumb (also a possibility).

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