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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Yes but is murder a sport?

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Hey guys, not sure which of you were friend with nrr before he passed, but soundcloud is going down. I think he actually recorded a few of his songs and left them on there? You may want to grab them before they disappear.

God damnit.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
It's not like it's going down today but yeah, someone with the links to everything needs to grab all of it.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Since there's a mini panic about soundcloud in here https://twitter.com/chancetherapper/status/885921220759355397

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'm glad to see that in 17776 the Browns are still the Browns.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Here's his page.

https://m.soundcloud.com/user237822301

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
So the NFL Mascots Meetup happened and WHY DOES FREDDIE FALCON HAVE ABS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrSWtHFbe5M

We're all dead gay furries now!

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

This is the only Achewood to ever make me laugh.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Achewood, still garbage in the TYOOL 2017

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Suspect Bucket posted:

So the NFL Mascots Meetup happened and WHY DOES FREDDIE FALCON HAVE ABS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrSWtHFbe5M

We're all dead gay furries now!

Why is the chiefs mascot a wolf?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Flikken posted:

Why is the chiefs mascot a wolf?

A nod to a group of loud/rowdy/dumbass fans in old Municipal stadium (where the Chiefs played before Arrowhead) as far as I know. They called themselves the Wolfpack, kind of a Dog Dawg Pound type of thing in the 60's I guess.

Wait it's really spelled Dawg Pound? Somehow I never knew that, or if I did I'd completely forgotten.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Grittybeard posted:

A nod to a group of loud/rowdy/dumbass fans in old Municipal stadium (where the Chiefs played before Arrowhead) as far as I know. They called themselves the Wolfpack, kind of a Dog Dawg Pound type of thing in the 60's I guess.

Wait it's really spelled Dawg Pound? Somehow I never knew that, or if I did I'd completely forgotten.

Yup that is the spelling. And I guess it didn't occur to me that other teams would have something similar.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Suspect Bucket posted:

So the NFL Mascots Meetup happened and WHY DOES FREDDIE FALCON HAVE ABS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrSWtHFbe5M

We're all dead gay furries now!

I thought they retired Jaxson De Ville

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Flikken posted:

Yup that is the spelling. And I guess it didn't occur to me that other teams would have something similar.

UGA is coined "the home of the dawgs" and they saw it with as much aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww smugness as possible.

EDIT:

Also, that Chiefs "Wolf" (it looks like a Coyote) is loving adorable.

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Jul 15, 2017

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Pops Mgee posted:

I thought they retired Jaxson De Ville

The guy who had been in the suit for 20+ years retired, not the mascot

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Febreeze posted:

The guy who had been in the suit for 20+ years retired, not the mascot

Yeah, Curtis Dvorak retired, adopted a dog, hosts the local morning show and is having a hell of a time. He's also an extremely nice guy, I've had the great pleasure to met him a few times.

Dunno who the new guy is but he still does the lightstand dive most home games.

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Jul 15, 2017

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I think I read somewhere that nascar riders lose over a dozen pounds a race in some cases.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Eifert Posting posted:

I think I read somewhere that nascar riders lose over a dozen pounds a race in some cases.

F1 is like that and all the drivers weigh 140 pounds

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
So 17776 has ended. I think it was pretty special. Maybe it was the kind of thing that holds a infinitesimally small piece to the puzzle of living a good life.
Maybe not :shrug:

Either way, if you haven't checked it out you should. It's both fun and good. https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Well, I have now empathized with multiple space probes. Bravo, Bois.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Shangri-Law School posted:

Well, I have now empathized with multiple space probes. Bravo, Bois.

lol if Juice didn't remind you of an old friend you really need to catch up with.

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

This popped up on my "On This Day" fb feed :allears:

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Norse Code posted:

This popped up on my "On This Day" fb feed :allears:



One of the unexpectedly wonderful aspects of doing a Real Dumb Thing for a long, long time is every now and then some old and completely forgotten relic of the Real Dumb Thing crops up out of nowhere and surprises you.

This is exactly that.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Norse Code posted:

This popped up on my "On This Day" fb feed :allears:



He doesn't even look like he's enjoying it. He looks like a person who has been working on an assembly like for 9 hours.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Toaster Beef posted:

One of the unexpectedly wonderful aspects of doing a Real Dumb Thing for a long, long time is every now and then some old and completely forgotten relic of the Real Dumb Thing crops up out of nowhere and surprises you.

This is exactly that.

I heartily reject your interpretation of your own work


thing was in fact Smart and Real Good

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I heartily reject your interpretation of your own work


thing was in fact Smart and Real Good

Oh it's mostly a term of endearment; I super miss working on TMM. More precisely, I miss how bizarrely easy it was to articulate myself in that space. I'm kicking around a new project and hoping to find that same kind of rhythm/voice, but it's slow going.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
The Colts have the Pence Pony Phuckers

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Saw this pop up on my FB feed - https://thekicker.com/we-rhymed-these-nfl-team-names-and-made-logos-why-not/

A lot of these are meh but this one made me chuckle:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Wonk Crows read in-depth interpretations of bird law

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


You left out the best one!

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Toaster Beef posted:

One of the unexpectedly wonderful aspects of doing a Real Dumb Thing for a long, long time is every now and then some old and completely forgotten relic of the Real Dumb Thing crops up out of nowhere and surprises you.

This is exactly that.

You should be proud.


We'll worship you for more TMM, but godspeed on the next project.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
huh i'm not sure how i missed that second link

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
I don't see a Tampa one which is fine but all it did was remind me of this guy I knew through a friend that, when he found out I was a Bucs fan, said "Tampon Gay Fuckin' Queers" like 30 times in the span of a game.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Please tell me you punched him

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Eli Wiggum posted:

Please tell me you punched him

Punching people is overrated. Punching someone is super dangerous because people fall down, crack their skulls open, and die.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...m=.71c4cc3a46f4

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article149059909.html

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/24/trevor-timon-jailed-six-years-killing-oliver-dearlove-one-punch-london

That being said I almost knocked some Trump voter out in Whole Foods the other day.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Punching people is overrated. Punching someone is super dangerous because people fall down, crack their skulls open, and die.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...m=.71c4cc3a46f4

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article149059909.html

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/24/trevor-timon-jailed-six-years-killing-oliver-dearlove-one-punch-london

That being said I almost knocked some Trump voter out in Whole Foods the other day.

Men who die from a single punch probably were drains on society in the first place.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Trump voter and whole foods are not two things I would expect to see in the same place.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Volkerball posted:

Trump voter and whole foods are not two things I would expect to see in the same place.

Me either but it was an older white guy wearing western/montana style rancher clothing who came up and swore at me when I was at the meat counter for no reason.

Like, right after Trump got into power old white people got mean as poo poo everywhere I've been.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Punching people is overrated. Punching someone is super dangerous because people fall down, crack their skulls open, and die.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...m=.71c4cc3a46f4

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article149059909.html

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/24/trevor-timon-jailed-six-years-killing-oliver-dearlove-one-punch-london

That being said I almost knocked some Trump voter out in Whole Foods the other day.
Back in May in Chicago, some poor security guard got punched by the same drunk rear end in a top hat she was trying to help:

quote:

The early Sunday attack was captured by surveillance cameras at the entrance of the building in the 600 block of North Franklin Street. 

The video shows the guard, Zoa Stigler, walking up to a man after he sat down on the sidewalk and leaned against the building just before 2 a.m. Sunday.  Stigler said she checked on whether the man needed help and then called Chicago police. 

Stigler is seen on the video bringing out a bucket after the man vomited.  By this time, another man and two women have shown up and Stigler said she told the four to leave. 

“They didn’t want to,’’ Stigler said, and told her, “No. We’re fine right here.’’ Stigler said she insisted. “Move over," she told them. "You’ve got to go over, go over.’’ 

Before she knew it, the man began walking toward her. “I just knew something was coming towards me," Stigler said. 

The man threw a water at her, then dropped the bottle and punched her in the face, according to the video. 

“I fell back, I stumbled back,’’ Stigler said. “Oh my God, he just hit me in my eye,’’ Stigler said she thought to herself. “I’m in a daze, my vision is blurry, the left side of my face hurt." 

The four then walked away. “He wasn’t stumbling when he walked away," she said. "He was steady. Like, no remorse, no nothing."
At least she lived to tell about it I guess

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Inaccurate, that's clearly a picture of King George V

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