Spoilers thread: Spoiled Wrestling in Every Sense of the Term [no spoiler tags]

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Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

achillesforever6 posted:

I just know that I for one will be shocked that this WWE event will probably be subpar for the people who like NJPW's product

also for people who like wwe's product

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Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

achillesforever6 posted:

I just know that I for one will be shocked that this WWE event will probably be subpar for the people who like NJPW's product

so pass-agg it's ascended into agg

# ? Jul 23, 2017 22:45

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Could you imagine if Khali came back to have a match with Jinder for the title

Excellent

# ? Jul 23, 2017 22:46

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

also for people who like wwe's product

Well yeah I'm probably not going to watch it since it doesn't look to be a good show

# ? Jul 23, 2017 22:47

Pinche Rudo: Feb 8, 2005

achillesforever6 posted:

Well yeah I'm probably not going to watch it since it doesn't look to be a good show

I'm going to be hosting Jack Evans night on Synchtube at 9:30 ET, come on by

# ? Jul 23, 2017 22:54

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Khali is going to be a 1:1 Big Show debut, throwing Randy throw both cages for the win.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 22:56

Metroid Fitzgerald: Feb 13, 2012; B O O O O B S . . . !

The one gimmick match with a no DQ stip is going to have the fuckiest of gently caress finishes tonight. Hoo-boy...

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:01

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Could you imagine if Khali came back to have a match with Jinder for the title

Excellent

Impromptu match for the MitB and wins it from Corbin, then cashes and dual pins Randy and Jinder...or escapes from the cage...I forget how this match works and I don't care to find out

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:02

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

Rusev...

The only good thing about that outcome is that I can scream USA USA USA USA USA until the neighbors call the cops, and then the cops haul me away for continuing to scream USA USA USA directly in their faces

lol that Lana's new gimmick is apparently 'Tamina's prison bitch' but she still has better odds than Tamina

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:22

Strawberry Panda: Nov 4, 2007; Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Of course Baron is the MitB winner WWE actually lets win matches.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:24

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

PLANS CHANGE ALERT :siren:

code:

Aiden English -5700
Tye Dillinger +1900

Jinder Mahal -7500
Randy Orton +2500

The New Day -5700
The Usos +1900

John Cena -420
Rusev +300

AJ Styles -1850
Kevin Owens +900

Natalya -1125
Charlotte Flair +1000
Becky Lynch +4750
Lana +6000
Tamina +8000

Shinsuke Nakamura -1200
Baron Corbin +600

Sami Zayn -635
Mike Kanellis +415

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:44

SaberToothedPie: Dec 24, 2012; The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

he knows...

John Cena -420

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:46

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

lol @ already 50/50booking Mike Bennett

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:46

Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

Chris James 2 posted:

lol @ already 50/50booking Mike Bennett

he shouldnt be beating sami to begin with

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:47

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

I get the feeling Vince has already soured on the Kanellis gimmick. Will be surprised if Mike is still on TV in 2 months.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:49

The_Rob: Feb 1, 2007; Blah blah blah blah!!

Benne posted:

I get the feeling Vince has already soured on the Kanellis gimmick. Will be surprised if Mike is still on TV in 2 months.

He'll get moved to 205 live as a singles wrestler, and Maria will be Jinders new valet for like a month only for them both to be released.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:51

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

someone told vince that showing maria's rear end isn't PG and she'll always be in her formal attire and he promptly used Mike's contract as the wrap for his steak+ketchup

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:53

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Take up shelter in the base of my spine
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The_Rob posted:

He'll get moved to 205 live as a singles wrestler, and Maria will be Jinders new valet for like a month only for them both to be released.

ROH signs them, immediately makes them world champ

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:53

StupidSexyMothman: Aug 9, 2010

exploded mummy posted:

ROH signs them, immediately makes them world champ

Cody/Brandi v Jinder/Maria @ Final Battle

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:55

The_Rob: Feb 1, 2007; Blah blah blah blah!!

oldskool posted:

Cody/Brandi v Jinder/Maria @ Final Battle

I'd actually be down for this.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:57

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

oldskool posted:

Cody/Brandi v Jinder/Maria @ Final Battle

OK, but you can't just have an opener, you need other matches on the card too!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 13:44

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Man if you timed it right you coulda made some money last night.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 17:19

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

On the other hand, betting on WWE is the kind of thing that should prompt your loved ones to step in and have you moved to an adult care facility.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 17:34

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

I think WWE bet maximums are real low anyway. Like $500 or something?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 17:36

StupidSexyMothman: Aug 9, 2010

Owens became more of a longshot :psyduck:

# ? Jul 24, 2017 18:58

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

I expect Sanity to be behind the Breezango office attacks.

I expect at Summerslam it will be Owens vs AJ with Shane McMahon as referee.

# ? Jul 25, 2017 10:46

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

feels like someone else is the one who should be making money off of the hustle, instead of "i dunno" dave

# ? Jul 25, 2017 10:56

Tato: Jun 19, 2001; DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

Shut up man. I much prefer getting the scoops for free out of internet nerds who don't want money and just want to be the ultimate scoopsman. Don't give him ideas.

# ? Jul 25, 2017 13:36

Sigma: Aug 24, 2003; ...; Grimey Drawer

The latest WWE Fan Council, in case you were wondering who WWE is thirsty for:

They must have forgot Cody's box

# ? Jul 28, 2017 21:11

long-ass nips Diane: Dec 13, 2010; Breathe.

LMAO if they sign Taya and not John Morrison

# ? Jul 28, 2017 21:22

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

long-rear end nips Diane posted:

LMAO if they sign Taya and not John Morrison

Who's Taya

# ? Jul 28, 2017 21:33

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

IcePhoenix posted:

Who's Taya

Taya Valkyrie. Works AAA and Lucha Underground and went to Lance Storm's school

# ? Jul 28, 2017 21:35

Sigma: Aug 24, 2003; ...; Grimey Drawer

Kenny King getting the Bachelorette bump

# ? Jul 28, 2017 21:37

Super No Vacancy: Jul 26, 2012

they can't spell

# ? Jul 28, 2017 21:37

Fresh Like Zafo: May 31, 2012

Ha, they have Kushida on the list twice.

# ? Jul 28, 2017 21:38

Fumaofthelake: Dec 30, 2004; Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?

Super No Vacancy posted:

they can't spell

If someone told me Vince couldn't read, I'd at least consider it a possibility.

# ? Jul 28, 2017 21:39

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

i thought War Machine killed a woman

# ? Jul 28, 2017 21:41

Super No Vacancy: Jul 26, 2012

they split him into two guys at the molecular level and you cant convict two guys for doing the crime of one of them that's double jeopardy

# ? Jul 28, 2017 21:42

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

Just like Trump

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DLC Inc: Jun 1, 2011

Sigma posted:

The latest WWE Fan Council, in case you were wondering who WWE is thirsty for:

They must have forgot Cody's box

LOL is this the same War Machine sentenced to life imprisonment?

The sad thing is that even in the best timeline wherein Omega somehow ends up in WWE, a roster of him, Nakamura, AJ, Owens, Zayn, Balor, Itami, Cena, Rollins, Samoa Joe will still be booked like poo poo while we get infinite Roman v. Lesnar matches until the heat death of the universe

# ? Jul 28, 2017 21:57

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