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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Mr. Mambold posted:

If by the cap, you're referring to an ice cap on a flat earth, that's a great pun.

So, of course you were

lol I have no idea why I wrote that instead of circumvent but I'm keeping it

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kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Jack's Flow posted:

You go, Jimmer.

The only surprising thing about this is the 7.9 rebounds. How

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

kingcobweb posted:

The only surprising thing about this is the 7.9 rebounds. How

6'2" is pretty big in China

Big Jimmer in Little China

E2M2
Mar 2, 2007

Ain't No Thang.
They got like 1.6 billion people, how do they have such lovely players?

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

E2M2 posted:

They got like 1.6 billion people, how do they have such lovely players?

They only bother with kids that have early growth spurts.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Also Soccer is way more popular (and esports probably)

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


The gently caress is wrong with this guy.

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/889221158981312512

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Cool Buff Man posted:

Big Jimmer in Little China

Mods please change my name

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



I knew buying that jimmer Shanghai sharks jersey was a sound investment.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

I hope lavar runs onto the court after lonzo gets fouled hard in his first game

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Away all Goats posted:

Also Soccer is way more popular (and esports probably)

They aren't good at soccer either but basketball is extremely, insanely popular. Frankly probably more so than soccer, at the very least there are a lot more courts in the big cities than soccer fields. It's more related to a combination of childhood nutrition, the organization of youth sports, and the mostly crappy state of the domestic league. Which is also the list of big problems with Chinese soccer, plus corruption

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Away all Goats posted:

Also Soccer is way more popular (and esports probably)

Even in esports they have to import Koreans (well, for League anyway (I mean they tried at least, it was kind of a disaster))

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
China is good at King of Fighters

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Away all Goats posted:

Also Soccer is way more popular (and esports probably)

they're even shittier in soccer. at least they kicked a Yao onto the court. But, hell, the Chinese love sports and gambling

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/pjhoody/status/889126661962289162

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Mr. Mambold posted:

they're even shittier in soccer. at least they kicked a Yao onto the court. But, hell, the Chinese love sports and gambling

That's the big problem with organized sports in China.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

He wouldn't last a second with the bad boy trolls from this forum, jeez louise

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Cool Buff Man posted:

He wouldn't last a second with the bad boy trolls from this forum, jeez louise

*anyone says anything to draymond in a thread* MODS??????

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011


Teach your ballers well
Their Father's hell did slowly go by.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Who wins in a fight between Draymond and McGregor

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


embiid is the only professional athlete who can handle his business online

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

straight up brolic posted:

Who wins in a fight between Draymond and McGregor

Are nut punches legal or not?

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Paul Zuvella posted:

Are nut punches legal or not?

Doesn't matter

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Draymond Green is definitely Not Mad Online, he's laughing, actually

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

straight up brolic posted:

Who wins in a fight between Draymond and McGregor

McGregor is literally like 4 feet tall, draymond would just do that thing you do to your little brother where you hold his head while he swings wildly 3 feet in front of you.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/889255543100985344

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
McGregor would throw a ferocious uppercut at Draymond's thigh and then get crumpled up into a tiny badly tattooed ball and dunked

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

McGregor wasn't even trolling Draymond, Draymond stepped into that all on his own and got promptly shut down.

Also an extremely hard :lol: at Bay Area stand up at a guy who is born in Stockton. Draymond had to be extremely butthurt to be reaching that far

E2M2
Mar 2, 2007

Ain't No Thang.

Does this mean they tried to trade Lebron?

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

WhyteRyce posted:

McGregor wasn't even trolling Draymond, Draymond stepped into that all on his own and got promptly shut down.

Also an extremely hard :lol: at Bay Area stand up at a guy who is born in Stockton. Draymond had to be extremely butthurt to be reaching that far

In fairness "What? No dude, this is a CJ Watson jersey." Is hilarious by itself and it's hard for a situation that funny to be on Draymond.

Also, CJ is one of the most shameless gunners I've seen so it's no surprise he took a shot with McGregor's wife.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

E2M2 posted:

Does this mean they tried to trade Lebron?

It means a reporter asked him if he would consider waiving his no trade clause

candide
Jun 16, 2002

The Tipping Point

MourningView posted:

McGregor is literally like 4 feet tall, draymond would just do that thing you do to your little brother where you hold his head while he swings wildly 3 feet in front of you.
What about Kevin Hart vs Conor

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Lockback posted:

In fairness "What? No dude, this is a CJ Watson jersey." Is hilarious by itself and it's hard for a situation that funny to be on Draymond.

Also, CJ is one of the most shameless gunners I've seen so it's no surprise he took a shot with McGregor's wife.

CJ Watson slept with Mayweather's wife and it's pretty easy to be funny on Draymond since a lot of people got the joke

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

btw can someone explain the difference to me between CJ Miles and CJ Watson

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
One is a decent sg that randomly plays pf. The other was derrick rose post mvp

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


WhyteRyce posted:

btw can someone explain the difference to me between CJ Miles and CJ Watson

You can google the latter at work

CJ Watson owned and it sucks that team play and hard work is so ingrained in the league now that players like him are rare.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


WhyteRyce posted:

btw can someone explain the difference to me between CJ Miles and CJ Watson

ONLY ONE OF THEM PLAYED AS THE THIBS BULLS' DEDICATED SHORT, SHOOTY MAN AND THEN GOT WASHED BY NATE ROBINSON IN THE PLAYOFFS, THE APOTHEOSIS OF SHORT AND SHOOTY

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

R.D. Mangles posted:

ONLY ONE OF THEM PLAYED AS THE THIBS BULLS' DEDICATED SHORT, SHOOTY MAN AND THEN GOT WASHED BY NATE ROBINSON IN THE PLAYOFFS, THE APOTHEOSIS OF SHORT AND SHOOTY

Jae Chowdah posting technique

E2M2
Mar 2, 2007

Ain't No Thang.
One was a Warriors legend

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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/20127818/nba-weeks-dysfunction-surrounding-kyrie-irving-trade-demand

did this get posted about the whole kyrie (who is probably going to the warriors) saga so far because just lol that team is so dysfunctional

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