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Best Match Tonight?
This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison 9 10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match 3 3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match 11 12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match 22 25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin 5 5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match 1 1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis 0 0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English 3 3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay! 31 36.47%
Total: 85 votes
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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

a.lo posted:

never seen a punjabi prison match before. never seen jerry lawler host talking smack before

they are really good matches

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I can't wait for that stupid terrible Punani Prison match.

beetlo
Mar 20, 2005

Proud forums lurker!
Fire Roberts. And JBL ofc.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

a.lo posted:

never seen a punjabi prison match before. never seen jerry lawler host talking smack before

poonani prison is where lawler goes after his dating history is made public

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Dangerous Person posted:

I had an awful birthday and I just remembered that this show exists. Let's watch some poo poo wrestling

drat sorry you are stuck seeing Sam Roberts on your birthday. MotU can tell you what a terrible experience that is

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Pinwiz11 posted:

I kind of like what English is doing with this.

yeah. he's not going to be main eventing or anything ridiculous, but it's a fun little gimmick.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

can't wait for the yappapi indian prison match

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

21 Hoot Salute posted:

drat sorry you are stuck seeing Sam Roberts on your birthday. MotU can tell you what a terrible experience that is

its loving bullshit

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

21 Hoot Salute posted:

drat sorry you are stuck seeing Sam Roberts on your birthday. MotU can tell you what a terrible experience that is

on the other hand it was nice to see someone uglier than i am on my special day

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

a.lo posted:

never seen a punjabi prison match before. never seen jerry lawler host talking smack before

AW poo poo I FORGOT :negative:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

im very cute and handsome and i dont like ugly people and sam roberts appearing in public, let alone on camera, should be a crime

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



TheHoosier posted:

can't wait for the yappapi indian prison match

NUMBER ONE

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Dangerous Person posted:

I had an awful birthday and I just remembered that this show exists. Let's watch some poo poo wrestling

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
gently caress the WWE

beetlo
Mar 20, 2005

Proud forums lurker!
Has anyone told Jinder how stupid his angry constipation face looks? Maybe they're just scared to say anything cuz of the roid rage...

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
NO DOORs

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

dromal phrenia posted:

im very cute and handsome and i dont like ugly people and sam roberts appearing in public, let alone on camera, should be a crime

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

sam roberts is fine.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

MotU posted:

NO DOORs

anyone else hear this in the coily voice from that weird short mst3k riffed

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I refuse to believe that Jinder actually has creative control over his gimmick

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

the rules to this match are retarded, but the best plan is to ask for 3 gates to be opened, then they shut forever, and then beat down your opponent and exit the last gate before it closes so they're trapped inside while you just have to climb the outer cage?

:confused: :thunk:

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



plz cash in Baron Corbin

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


you have made a powerful enemy today

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

so is the punjabi prison like a cage match? idk

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

dromal phrenia posted:

you have made a powerful enemy today

saten

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Bill Goldberg posted:

they are really good matches

Hey nice avatar upgrade

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
I hope Great Khali interferes by throwing a bunch of Singh Brothers at Randy

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The punjabi prison would be way better if they had to collect parts of an amulet and also there were guards to stop them.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



21 Hoot Salute posted:

plz cash in Baron Corbin

if he cashes in during the Punjabi Prison match, wouldn't he just automatically win since he'd already be outside it?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Aphrodite posted:

The punjabi prison would be way better if they had to collect parts of an amulet and also there were guards to stop them.

yes

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

dromal phrenia posted:

im very cute and handsome and i dont like ugly people and sam roberts appearing in public, let alone on camera, should be a crime

mrt isn't that ugly

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dangerous Person posted:

I had an awful birthday and I just remembered that this show exists. Let's watch some poo poo wrestling

Happy Birthday despite it being awful, Dangerous Person!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

a.lo posted:

so is the punjabi prison like a cage match? idk

like that but stupider i think i dont know the singh brothers made me lose attention

alright here we go folks.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

He looks like someone dragged Karl Pilkington through a thicket of pubic hair

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

happy birthday every one.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


21 Hoot Salute posted:

plz cash in Baron Corbin

Have him come in and be declared the winner automatically because he's outside of the cage and they aren't.

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!
Booker. Please stop screaming at me.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

me, as a wwe subscriber, bookter t is calling me a sucka

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Cavauro posted:

happy birthday every one.

Thanks!!

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Cavauro posted:

happy birthday every one.

Thank you.

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