WWE Presents Battleground: What if they held a PPV and nobody showed up?

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Best Match Tonight? This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison	9	10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match	3	3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match	11	12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match	22	25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin	5	5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match	1	1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis	0	0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English	3	3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay!	31	36.47%
Total:	85 votes

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shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

huh

well alright summerslam is naomi and natalya.

okay.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:07

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 01:31

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Safe to say Naomi has a future career in commentary

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:07

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Aug 1, 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:07

beetlo: Mar 20, 2005; Proud forums lurker!

beetlo posted:

Laaaaaaaaaaammmmeeeee

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:07

bartok: May 10, 2006

eljackass posted:

Hahaha I don't care what anyone else thinks, I've always liked Becky Lynch and I'm glad she's toned down her steampunk gimmick

fake edit: OH poo poo eliminated, oh well

She's by far the most talented of the 4 Horsewomen

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:07

TwoDogs1Cup: May 28, 2008; DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

I love how the SD woman are booked around Total Divas

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:07

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

That belt is amazing where can I buy it

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:07

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Well that's about as piss-weak a finish as they could manage.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:07

YourHumbleMessiah: Oct 11, 2005

lets go C A R M E L L A

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:07

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

dromal phrenia posted:

boo bienis

rip

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:08

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

Bleh match but Naomi/Natalya could be good I guess

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:08

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Sir Tonk posted:

That belt is amazing where can I buy it

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:08

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Natalya looking more and more like Stifler's mom each year.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:08

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Natalya actually going for the title? Color me shocked

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:08

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Pretty sure my predictions are hosed but that was pretty good, this show is good, and Natty/Naomi should be pretty good.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:08

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

I feel like I would be a bigger fan of Nattie if she played up the cat lady gimmick more, got a non-submission finisher to accompany the sharpshooter, had literally any other ring gear, and did something different with her hair.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:08

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

bartok posted:

She's by far the most talented of the 4 Horsewomen

I dunno about THAT. She's probably the best, but I wouldn't say "by far".

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:08

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Aug 1, 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:08

Rand McNally: May 20, 2007

Nattie thank you run? She's getting up there for a woman.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:09

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

surf rock posted:

I feel like I would be a bigger fan of Nattie if she played up the cat lady gimmick more, got a non-submission finisher to accompany the sharpshooter, had literally any other ring gear, and did something different with her hair.

Down with all this except keep the ring gear and also add more Whitney Houston like she was doing for a few weeks last year.

tbh, she should be a face, she's too nice to be a heel.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:10

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

I love how the SD woman are booked around Total Divas

I personally do not enjoy this.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:10

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

do not show me susan komen poo poo

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:10

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I don't get that finish personally but Charlotte sold it like a champ, she was down in the corner until the lights went out.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:10

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

fart blood posted:

FUCKIN LOOIIIIIVE FOMI IACAN WOMEN LEMME BUT IT

good

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:10

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Spiffster posted:

Natalya actually going for the title? Color me shocked

Naomi needs a longer run and they don't feel comfy turning Becky or Charlotte yet. Makes sense

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:10

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Rand McNally posted:

Nattie thank you run? She's getting up there for a woman.

after age 40 they take women out back and shoot tehm i guess

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:10

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Aug 1, 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:10

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Rand McNally posted:

Nattie thank you run? She's getting up there for a woman.

Imagine if men had to retire at 35 as well

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:10

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

layla is 40 and shoudl still be on my tv

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:12

Rand McNally: May 20, 2007

MotU posted:

after age 40 they take women out back and shoot tehm i guess

Other than Tamina, Layla and Mickie, I can't think of another woman they kept around that was nearing 40 since the early 2000s.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:12

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Aug 1, 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:12

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Chris James 2 posted:

Naomi needs a longer run and they don't feel comfy turning Becky or Charlotte yet. Makes sense

Naomi's quietly had a very underwhelming run, so hopefully this helps it a bit. Even if she inevitably gets cashed in on.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:13

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

THIS MATCH BETTER BE GOOD

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:13

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

MotU posted:

layla is 40 and shoudl still be on my tv

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:13

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

kevin owens theme is very simple but i like it a lot

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:13

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

kevin owens fat ramp face rules

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:14

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

I hope the face of america regains his title

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:14

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:14

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

dromal phrenia posted:

kevin owens theme is very simple but i like it a lot

I've heard people call it CAW as hell, imo, those people should shut the heck up.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:14

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 01:31

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

i have all the 40 year old wrestle ladies here with me in my bedroom

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:14

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