WWE Presents Battleground: What if they held a PPV and nobody showed up?

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Best Match Tonight? This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison	9	10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match	3	3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match	11	12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match	22	25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin	5	5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match	1	1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis	0	0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English	3	3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay!	31	36.47%
Total:	85 votes

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dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

can one of these men be world champ and the other US champ?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:14

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 13:06

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Aug 1, 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:14

Neo Rasa: Mar 8, 2007; Everyone should play DUKE games.

AJ "The ULTIMATE FART ENTRANCE" Styles

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:14

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Kevin Owens needs to win here otherwise his gimmick makes no sense

unless he becomes a MAGA heel

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:14

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

do they not have pyro anymore for anything?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:15

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

wait what the gently caress this is going before sami v mike kinellis

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:15

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Aug 1, 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:15

YourHumbleMessiah: Oct 11, 2005

this is gonna be so good......

please

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:15

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dromal phrenia posted:

do not show me susan komen poo poo

turn on youre monitor

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:15

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

shiksa posted:

wait what the gently caress this is going before sami v mike kinellis

Cena/Ruru.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:15

TwoDogs1Cup: May 28, 2008; DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Yay AJ not wrestling in red

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:16

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

let's go

KO

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:16

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

the ONE FALL chant is good and if you disagree you're literally a horrible worthless human being

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:16

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

ok listening to this now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msAwRFSGtrI

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:16

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Aug 1, 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:16

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

DoctorGonzo posted:

turn on youre monitor

turn on my dick with you'RE MOUTH

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:17

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Hahahaha AJ calling it a belt and KO trash talking back that it's a title

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:17

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

dromal phrenia posted:

turn on my dick with you'RE MOUTH

you're a man?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:17

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

a.lo posted:

you're a man?

why would you infer such a notion

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:18

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

a.lo posted:

you're a man?

at the moment

ladies can have dicks too though its 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:18

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

kevin owens is a fraud this sucks

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:18

TwoDogs1Cup: May 28, 2008; DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Hot take: AJ Styles is really good

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:18

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Aug 1, 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:18

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Hot take: AJ Styles is really good

To be fair they said the same thing about Nakamura and look what happened to him

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:19

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:19

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

God its hard watching this and Twin Peaks at the same time

Those loving woodsmen :gonk:

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:19

TwoDogs1Cup: May 28, 2008; DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

achillesforever6 posted:

God its hard watching this and Twin Peaks at the same time

Those loving woodsmen

I sacrificed GoT and Twin Peaks For this ppv

I have no idea why

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:20

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Aug 1, 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:20

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

i'm going to watch 'Signal'. genuinely hopeing you have a good life forever until you die.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:21

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

kick to the dick = disqualification

slam dick into ring post = GET HIM BACK IN THE RING, CMON KEVIN

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:21

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

I sacrificed GoT and Twin Peaks For this ppv

I have no idea why

i mean this might be bad but it's still probably better than got

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:21

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Aug 1, 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:21

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Game of Thrones rules. Better than WWE!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:22

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

dromal phrenia posted:

kick to the dick = disqualification

slam dick into ring post = GET HIM BACK IN THE RING, CMON KEVIN

getting a table and using it is a dq but using the announcers table isnt

wrasslin

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:22

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

fart blood posted:

You ducking assholes.

Stop ignoring me.

I hate you all.

You're all terrible fans. You neckbeatds.

HO TO loving HELK HATE HATE HATE HATE

I won't ignore you. You don't seem entirely reprehensible. Cheer up, pal.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:22

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

dromal phrenia posted:

at the moment

ladies can have dicks too though its 2017

Ladies have dicks too, c'mon brush your shoulders off.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:22

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

a.lo posted:

Game of Thrones rules. Better than WWE!

anyone get kicked in the dick on got tonight

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:22

bartok: May 10, 2006

dromal phrenia posted:

kick to the dick = disqualification

slam dick into ring post = GET HIM BACK IN THE RING, CMON KEVIN

WWE is a land of contrasts

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:22

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A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

surf rock posted:

I feel like I would be a bigger fan of Nattie if she played up the cat lady gimmick more, got a non-submission finisher to accompany the sharpshooter, had literally any other ring gear, and did something different with her hair.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:22

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 13:06

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

a.lo posted:

Game of Thrones rules. Better than WWE!

The Punjabi Prison is more mythical than any fuckin dragon or minotaur

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:22

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