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Best Match Tonight?
This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison 9 10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match 3 3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match 11 12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match 22 25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin 5 5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match 1 1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis 0 0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English 3 3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay! 31 36.47%
Total: 85 votes
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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



america loving rules

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
flag up the rear end match

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Good lord, I'm a proud American and all but gently caress this video package and gently caress this match. Just get to the loving fighting already.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
the president is a mushbrain john, im not feelin, like, awesome about america

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

didn't we have this thing in wrestlemania 2015?

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


If John Cena loses this, will it damage his future political career should he decide to run for president?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
lmao at all of this.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
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fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Aug 1, 2017

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

lol what is the end of this video package

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

MotU posted:

they hosed up and theyre actually perfectly safe viscous spikes

Like the red stuff Gangrel used to spit?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

a.lo posted:

didn't we have this thing in wrestlemania 2015?

i think so

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

a.lo posted:

didn't we have this thing in wrestlemania 2015?
yeah

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Bulgar stairs.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


a.lo posted:

didn't we have this thing in wrestlemania 2015?

"Nobody remembers that long ago" - WWE

We can quote these two posts again when Reigns/Brock for the belt main events Mania again

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
I just realized that the Bollywood Boyz are literally, actually real-life brothers....


Oh and Rusev *absolutely* needs a drat tank for Summerslam, hell he needed one for tonight's entrance!!! But there hasn't even been pyro in the budget for tonight so far, though

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Flag on a pole match

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
fag match

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
In the future this is how wars will be fought.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

a new study bible! posted:

If John Cena loses this, will it damage his future political career should he decide to run for president?

I'm pretty sure as long as he pins the Rock after 2020 he gets to be president.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

fart blood posted:

I would nibble the taint of any man. I'm that gay.

You like what you like my friend

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




rusev is lookin real jacked baby

bartok
May 10, 2006



a.lo posted:

I can't wait till Rusev salutes the American Flag

Give him Nikolai Volkoff's face turn

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

This is a weird time to go to your international announce teams

Especially your Russian team

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Every match should've just been a punjabi prison match.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

whoa WWE have a mandalorian team?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
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fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Aug 1, 2017

beetlo
Mar 20, 2005

Proud forums lurker!
Rooting for Rusev to morph into Big Bart and claim the American flag.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Big Queefy posted:

Every match should've just been a punjabi prison match.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


eljackass posted:

I just realized that the Bollywood Boyz are literally, actually real-life brothers....


Oh and Rusev *absolutely* needs a drat tank for Summerslam, hell he needed one for tonight's entrance!!! But there hasn't even been pyro in the budget for tonight so far, though

Does Bulgaria have tanks though?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

fart blood posted:

PLEASE LET ME LOVE TAINT!!!!

This is America buddy you're free to do whatever you want, as long as you love America.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
doo doo doo dooooo

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

they should combine the flag match and the punjabi prison match

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

GEE I WONDER WHO IS WINNING TONIGHT

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Flag on a pole match. Russo's back, baby.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Rusev wore his Russian trunks :v:

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
The Hindi announcer on the left looks like he could be Alberto Del Rio's little brother

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Flags are stupid. We should wave something cooler than flags.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
.

fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Aug 1, 2017

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
The main event is the real patriotic match because nothing is more American then a white guy fighting a foreign minority in prison

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I'm surprised I've never seen tweets of people mad at the international announcers for not speaking English during those segments.

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