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Best Match Tonight?
This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison 9 10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match 3 3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match 11 12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match 22 25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin 5 5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match 1 1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis 0 0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English 3 3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay! 31 36.47%
Total: 85 votes
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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
This is already terrible. This is the worst gimmick.

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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Hey Rusev, Cena can't plant the flag if you burn it to ashes!

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

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fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Aug 1, 2017

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
this match is dumb

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

bartok posted:

I have prayed to Jesus to give Cena the strength to overcome this Bulgarian brute, have you?

This feud exposed me to the history of glorious Bulgaria and now I have defected.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Big Queefy posted:

John Cena is Fred's dad.

dads can also be brothers!


Midnightghoul posted:

I kept skipping through this waiting for the cop to shoot him

the cop literally gives blippi a printout of blippis face and says they are looking for him but blippi convinces the cop he is not the guy in the printout because he isn't wearing glasses and the cop buys it

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
This is even worse than a table match. Good lord, this sucks.

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
Anyone recall what Rusev's injury was? Foot/ankle or something like that? He's wearing boots now

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

john cena, how am i gonna get my nut with you wearing jean shorts? im here for sexy boys in tight outfits and you're just jorting it up. they're not even tight.

HOW AM I GONNA GET MY NUT, JOHN CENA

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
rusev just stomp on cena's dick like a dozen times and go plant the flag

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

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fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Aug 1, 2017

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I knew this was going to be so much worse than the Punjabi Prison match.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


I hope this match ends with a really gay spot where Rusev is going to go and plant his flag, and then a bunch of locker room dudes come out and keep him from finishing because America.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

CubsWoo posted:

dads can also be brothers!

You're thinking of uncles.

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand

shiksa posted:

this match is dumb

I second that emotion

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this ppv has been very bad and this is bad

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

These matches are always good

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

CubsWoo posted:

dads can also be brothers!


the cop literally gives blippi a printout of blippis face and says they are looking for him but blippi convinces the cop he is not the guy in the printout because he isn't wearing glasses and the cop buys it

check your privilege blippi

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
this show has been insanely boring

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

both of these men deserve better than this, and so do i

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Bill Goldberg posted:

this ppv has been very bad and this is bad

I'm sure it'll all be redeemed with the famous punjabi prison

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Roasted Donut posted:

this show has been insanely boring

The tag opener was loving fire but it's gotten baffling since then.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
goddamn game of thrones loving up my WWE stream :argh:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i cant wait for john cena to gently caress off

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
is blippi clonfroggios dad too

#askquestions

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
What are you maniacs doing not watching G1 instead?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

the tag was good all around, US title would have been good except it had a very weird finish

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
what i would pay for one or both of the flags to be burned

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
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fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Aug 1, 2017

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Raskolnikov38 posted:

what i would pay for one or both of the flags to be burned

As slowly the flag of India unfurls in the background.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Raskolnikov38 posted:

what i would pay for one or both of the flags to be burned

I'll do it for like $50.

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
Hey has anyone noticed, do they have to climb the pole or can they barely reach it?

e: I couldn't exactly tell before just now. This is gonna drag on for another 15 minutes I bet

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

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Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Come on John let Bulgaria have this

they have nothing

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
I'm proud for Bulgaria

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
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fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Aug 1, 2017

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

cena is gonna throw the bulgarian flag into a sewer or something

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

what is this match

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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
a powerbomb... of sorts

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