WWE Presents Battleground: What if they held a PPV and nobody showed up?

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Best Match Tonight? This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison	9	10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match	3	3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match	11	12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match	22	25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin	5	5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match	1	1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis	0	0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English	3	3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay!	31	36.47%
Total:	85 votes

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Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

this is so boring

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:57

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 09:25

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

Very dramatic fall off the ropes by the flag there, good job.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:57

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

rusev please just end it quit showboating

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:57

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Bill Goldberg posted:

this ppv has been very bad and this is bad

remember that tag title match? that was awesome, at least.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:57

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Aug 1, 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:57

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

dromal phrenia posted:

both of these men deserve better than this,

Absolutely.

dromal phrenia posted:

and so do i

*waggles hand*

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:58

Big Queefy: Jan 27, 2013

Real Americans wear jorts.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:58

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

I'm a Punjabi Prisoner.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:58

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

I bet the American flag will not be allowed to hit the ground in this match.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:58

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

i will also accept one of them grabbing the other's flag and throwing it into the crowd

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:58

CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

This is as bad a match as two very good wrestlers can do.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:58

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

How is Rusev going to attack Cena when he has the flag since youre not allowed to let it drop on the floor

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:58

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

This would be a pretty good normal match

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:59

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

just sleep like this for 20 minutes or so

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:59

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Aug 1, 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:59

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:59

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Le Saboteur posted:

I bet the American flag will not be allowed to hit the ground in this match.

Yeah, I'm guessing Cena grabs the flag and runs it up at the very end so they don't ever have to let it drop

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:59

Big Queefy: Jan 27, 2013

This match is the most American thing, torture.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:00

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

Le Saboteur posted:

I bet the American flag will not be allowed to hit the ground in this match.

WRONG

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:00

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Erebus posted:

Yeah, I'm guessing Cena grabs the flag and runs it up at the very end so they don't ever have to let it drop

OH YEAH????

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:00

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

John's foot is on the flag wow this is disrespectful.

NOW HE KICKED IT!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:00

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

A flag on the ground and john steps on it. The ultimate disgrace.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:00

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Erebus posted:

Yeah, I'm guessing Cena grabs the flag and runs it up at the very end so they don't ever have to let it drop

YOU CHUMP

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:00

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

I remember the Bret Hart-Patriot flag match from 20 years ago as being good, so I don't know where this one is going wrong

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:00

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

MotU posted:

OH YEAH????

I'm genuinely surprised they did it

So, uh, congrats WWE I guess

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:00

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Lol not only did it hit the ground but it ended up under Cena's foot.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:00

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

THATS A FELONY

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:00

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Big Queefy posted:

This match is the most American thing, torture.

Like being waterboarded with horse cum.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:01

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

MotU posted:

YOU CHUMP

leave him alone, coward

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:01

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Hurl the flag into the cheap seats like a javalin

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:01

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

loving one of you win already

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:01

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

What happened to Flag matches where you just unhook your own flag? Why overcomplicate it?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:01

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Aug 1, 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:01

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

should have hid the flag under the ring

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:01

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

flag on the ground count: 2

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:01

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

This is so bad

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:02

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

a.lo posted:

leave him alone, coward

who are you you are nothing

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:02

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

fart blood posted:

I'm gay

hey

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:02

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Saint Freak posted:

Hurl the flag into the cheap seats like a javalin

Caught by a one-eyed John Goodman

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:02

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 09:25

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

This show is dumb as heck but I am enjoying it qtiyd

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:02

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