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Best Match Tonight?
This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison 9 10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match 3 3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match 11 12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match 22 25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin 5 5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match 1 1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis 0 0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English 3 3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay! 31 36.47%
Total: 85 votes
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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

What an awful gimmick match

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

pile all the 20,000lb steel steps on top of the flag, making it impossible to retrieve

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


One of them should stuff the other's flag down their pants and dare the other to take it back.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Why cant both men put their flag in at the same time and shake hands

We must break the shackles of nationalism and work together for the good of all humanity, Rusev says, to boos from a Philly crowd

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Writer Cath posted:

What happened to Flag matches where you just unhook your own flag? Why overcomplicate it?

I think the Bret-Patriot match was essentially "Flag on a Pole" and they don't do pole matches in WWE anymore because lol Russo

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
*cena gently lays down*

jbl: HE COULD BE OUT!!!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
Yeah I feel comfortable just turning off the PPV. What a waste

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

SamuraiFoochs posted:

This show is dumb as heck but I am enjoying it qtiyd

ya

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I wish I had flag powers

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Testekill posted:

What an awful PPV

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Bulgaria






TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Erebus posted:

Caught by a one-eyed John Goodman

I enjoy and appreciate this reference.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Maybe these flags are really heavy and that's why you can't run when you're holding them

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
Those "500lb" steel steps sure do smart! That did sound like a good bonk though...

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

when the gently caress do we get to the fashion police factory?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Testekill posted:

What an awful gimmick match

lol just wait

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

What a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

dromal phrenia posted:

when the gently caress do we get to the fashion police factory?

Almost assuredly after this, followed by the PUNJABI PRISON

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

take the enemy's flag pedestal and throw it away

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
TABLES

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Oh poo poo is Rusev gonna put the flag through a table?

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Looks much nicer than America

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lol rusev forgot what stupid match type this is

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Saddest ECW chant ever

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

This looks nice. WWE should show this instead

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

"where the flag?"

*points to table*

*grabs table*

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

I hate them so much

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
A Tables, Flags, and No one cares match.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
I get they have to pretend they're gassed so the match can keep going but they're both acting like they've been huffing ether

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Le Saboteur posted:

I bet the American flag will not be allowed to hit the ground in this match.

WRONG!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
im trying real hard not to fall asleep

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
This is gonna be a pretty cool AA, at least.

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
At least we'll get a table spot in! hahahahhaa he should have double-stacked them

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

impale him!

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Never before have I wished harder for the return of noted great american hero, Kane.

bartok
May 10, 2006



EugeneJ posted:

I remember the Bret Hart-Patriot flag match from 20 years ago as being good, so I don't know where this one is going wrong

It was a tag match that also had Vader and British Bulldog and they made it so you could pin your opponent so they just ignored the flag gimmick.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
No Rusev you idiot John is going to get an America powerup from the podium!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

remember when HBK stood around outside the ring with the canadian flag up his nose?

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Rusev impales Cena on the podium, but the officials rule that counts as a USA win because Cena is pure America

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

What a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Bulgarians.



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