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Best Match Tonight?
This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison 9 10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match 3 3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match 11 12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match 22 25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin 5 5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match 1 1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis 0 0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English 3 3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay! 31 36.47%
Total: 85 votes
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TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
This match is an abomination

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

is one of them going to end up impaling the other

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


this sucks

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
So, hypothetical.

This match keeps going. One of these jerkoffs is about to plant their flag.

Then you hear a BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.

How do you react?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
You must remove the flag from a pole, then escape three separate prisons, and then load the flag into a back of ambulance, which is suspended above the ring.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

I get they have to pretend they're gassed so the match can keep going but they're both acting like they've been huffing ether

It's like that scene in Wolf of Wall St where DiCaprio is trying to get out to his car.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Wait you can move the base? Why not just throw the base away and then he can never win?

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Rusev should've just chucked the flag base away.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

NOW THROW THE STAND AWAY YOU BEAUTIFUL BULGARIAN MAN

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

VJeff posted:

So, hypothetical.

This match keeps going. One of these jerkoffs is about to plant their flag.

Then you hear a BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.

How do you react?

joy

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I was hoping for an Iwo Jima recreation

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
throw that fn flag ruru

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Flag matches were great when americans gave a single gently caress about being american and had a drop of country pride. Instead we're a dilapidated first world country that loving sucks and is being bypassed by a lot of it's peers. Who the gently caress cares about america. Plant the rusev flag.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

VJeff posted:

So, hypothetical.

This match keeps going. One of these jerkoffs is about to plant their flag.

Then you hear a BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.

How do you react?

all the cum

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
I WANT TO loving DIE

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
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fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Aug 1, 2017

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Push El Burrito posted:

Wait you can move the base? Why not just throw the base away and then he can never win?

durrr I don't know why even have steps for them or a ramp or a ring?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

VJeff posted:

So, hypothetical.

This match keeps going. One of these jerkoffs is about to plant their flag.

Then you hear a BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.

How do you react?

Finish my beer.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
does wwe still sell traditional ppvs? imagine paying $60 for this

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Flag matches were great when americans gave a single gently caress about being american and had a drop of country pride. Instead we're a dilapidated first world country that loving sucks and is being bypassed by a lot of it's peers. Who the gently caress cares about america. Plant the rusev flag.

who is bypassing america?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Not PG

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Hahaha. Rusev hit Cena with the flag stand and then just put it back!!!!!

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

dromal phrenia posted:

who is bypassing america?

everyone including gross rear end australia at this point

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is like a fuckin kabuki play

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Raskolnikov38 posted:

does wwe still sell traditional ppvs? imagine paying $60 for this

this is probably network exclusive

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


this sucks so bad

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
One of the things I never understood about the accolade, why couldn't you just reach straight forward to get out of it?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_nPp64OrBc

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Thats a different cross than Americas!!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

MotU posted:

everyone including gross rear end australia at this point

uh no

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

this match is toooo long

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


one of them is going to get dropped on that stand, gently caress

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


What's that, that's - the flag of ISIS!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

surprised that rosef lost the match.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
This is exceedingly boring

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
This loving match is the match John Cena decided to start his (possible, likely lengthy if at all) retirement tour with. What in the ever loving gently caress is wrong with John Cena?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

What happens if you stick that thing up someone's butt? Does that count for a win?

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Wow that sucked

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

dromal phrenia posted:

who is bypassing america?

Europeans like to think they are.

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