WWE Presents Battleground: What if they held a PPV and nobody showed up?

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Best Match Tonight? This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison	9	10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match	3	3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match	11	12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match	22	25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin	5	5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match	1	1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis	0	0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English	3	3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay!	31	36.47%
Total:	85 votes

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eljackass: May 19, 2004; Caution is a word that I can't understand

If they had the cash to afford the licensing, they should have had the recording of Kate Smith singing God Bless America since it's in Philly

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:12

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 12:22

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

I have the sex.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:12

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

beetlo posted:

Pretend I empty quoted 'lame' again

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:12

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Big Batch John has done it again

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:12

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

That match was not especially good.

Where the gently caress is Breezango?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:12

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

That match has to be worthy of a DUD rating, based on its pure idiocy and the utter waste of the talent involved.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:12

Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

Dango Bango posted:

The family frantically leaving my apartment complex's pool as a dust storm rolled in was way more entertaining than that match

lmao

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:12

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Seriously though why

wrestling and especially smackdown, is fguckin poo poo

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:12

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

SamuraiFoochs posted:

This loving match is the match John Cena decided to start his (possible, likely lengthy if at all) retirement tour with. What in the ever loving gently caress is wrong with John Cena?

Did Cena actually choose this garbage match instead of just accepting it from Vince?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:12

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

fart blood posted:

I'm gay I want to gently caress men. Acknowledge that. NOW!!!!!

Pfft join the club that doesn't make you special anymore.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

FINALLY

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

dromal phrenia posted:

who is bypassing america?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Aug 1, 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

This rules

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

a.lo posted:

This rules

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

bartok: May 10, 2006

Finally the real main event!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

The Truth is Not H

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Save this fuckin' PPV, Breezango.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

YESSSSSSSSS

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

Big Queefy: Jan 27, 2013

THE REAL MAIN EVENT

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

FLUKEMAN
MANFLUKE

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

remember when brock came back after a long break and lost a match to cena immediately

hey maybe cena could do the same thing upon returning well actually nope gotta keep john strong so he can take the title off jinder

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Oh hell yes

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

Miching Mallecho: May 24, 2010

Breeze is Tammy. :haw:

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

flukeman!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

FLUKEMAN

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Ready for this Fashion Police breakup angle

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

https://twitter.com/WWEUniverse/status/889306891586686976

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Seriously though why

john cena loving sucks

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:13

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Holy poo poo this is amazing

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:14

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

why are they loving with my friend Samurai. cut it out you Mother fuckers.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:14

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

hahaha "that's kinda a let down"

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:14

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I'm so in love with everything that's happening right now.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:14

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Midnightghoul posted:

Ready for this Fashion Police breakup angle

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:14

Big Queefy: Jan 27, 2013

Flukeman is out there!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:14

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Aug 1, 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:14

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

fandango is my favorite

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:15

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

The Ascension...funny?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:15

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 12:22

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Is Ascension's new gimmick that they're actually total phonies and not tough at all.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:15

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