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Best Match Tonight?
This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison 9 10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match 3 3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match 11 12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match 22 25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin 5 5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match 1 1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis 0 0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English 3 3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay! 31 36.47%
Total: 85 votes
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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
who could care about this

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Mike and Maria rule.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Le Saboteur posted:

Sami Zayn: The Inconvenient Asexual.

*Incel actually

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

eljackass posted:

got the link handy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6IUMeSSRC4

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

the crowd singing samis theme instead of the kanellis theme is proof they are loveless losers

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


lol asking if they have a sex tape

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Bill Goldberg posted:

who could care about this

I'm sure some people genuinely believed Sami Zayn would be a world champ by year's end

Clearly beating mike loving bennett is the first step to this

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Mike Kannellis loving sucks and I hate their stupid gimmick. Just have Maria in the women's division if you want her on the roster.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


dromal phrenia posted:

the crowd singing samis theme instead of the kanellis theme is proof they are loveless losers

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

If you were drunk enough, would you gently caress Mike Kanellis' right leg?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

WWE has a really weird thing about M&M/MNM/etc.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

DeepDickPizza posted:

Mike Kannellis loving sucks and I hate their stupid gimmick. Just have Maria in the women's division if you want her on the roster.

no.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
oh sweet i got that phoenix wright cartridge to work

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Sami's theme > Kanellis theme

Ska > power ballads everywhere

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

dromal phrenia posted:

the crowd singing samis theme instead of the kanellis theme is proof they are loveless losers

the song is dateless losers thank u v much

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

jbl is sauced. i mean more than usual.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Big Queefy posted:

If you were drunk enough, would you gently caress Mike Kanellis' right leg?

i dont drink but ill gently caress whatever

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
The great romantic movies of our time:
Sleepless in Seattle
Shrek

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Sami is too chubby and not chubby enough to be in a WWE title picture.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Commentary has no idea what to do with M&M's gimmick

bartok
May 10, 2006



Chris James 2 posted:

I'm sure some people genuinely believed Sami Zayn would be a world champ by year's end

Clearly beating mike loving bennett is the first step to this

I was dumb enough to believe he'd get a short mid-card title run by now.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

DeepDickPizza posted:

Mike Kannellis loving sucks and I hate their stupid gimmick. Just have Maria in the women's division if you want her on the roster.

Yeah definitely put noted ring technician Maria somewhere she has to wrestle instead of stand around and occasionally talk.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

she just slipped mike a poison mist cartridge with that kiss! he's gonna spit in sami's eyes!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
If this follows true to form, I don't want to see Breeze get cancer, then have a baby he names Fandango.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Stale Saltines posted:

jbl is sauced. i mean more than usual.

Dango Bango posted:

Commentary has no idea what to do with M&M's gimmick

JBL wants to talk about Maria's butt

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Mike used to manage a Hallmark store!!

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
PDA stands for 'positively dire action' in this match i am assuming o ho ho ho ho

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Mr. Kinellis looks like a jacked up Enzo and I can't shake the impression.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

IM BURNING UP IN YOUR LOVE

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

dromal phrenia posted:

she just slipped mike a poison mist cartridge with that kiss! he's gonna spit in sami's eyes!

If the mist was bright pink I would be so down with this as a gimmick.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I was mad about the lack of Fashion Police reveal until this thread rightly pointed out it's probably the Wyatts, which please god let it be the Wyatts.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

YAWN

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

flashy_mcflash posted:

Yeah definitely put noted ring technician Maria somewhere she has to wrestle instead of stand around and occasionally talk.

Haha. Do you see what the alternative is?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Writer Cath posted:

Mr. Kinellis looks like a jacked up Enzo and I can't shake the impression.

not really looking real jacked, baby

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

"Maria's husband" was funny and then quickly driven into the ground.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Live from ringside:

https://liveleak.com/view?i=aa7_1490982861

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
man i can't believe wwe couldn't sell out this show

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this loving sucks

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

MotU posted:

the song is dateless losers thank u v much

Lonely until we die

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bartok
May 10, 2006



SamuraiFoochs posted:

I was mad about the lack of Fashion Police reveal until this thread rightly pointed out it's probably the Wyatts, which please god let it be the Wyatts.

I was hoping they would give Luke Harper's face run a chance I guess that was stupid of me.

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