WWE Presents Battleground: What if they held a PPV and nobody showed up?

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Best Match Tonight? This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison	9	10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match	3	3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match	11	12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match	22	25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin	5	5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match	1	1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis	0	0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English	3	3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay!	31	36.47%
Total:	85 votes

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Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Actually a scientific examination of RKOs show that they basically always come from the vicinity of Randy Orton.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:31

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 03:35

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

I wanna watch this.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:31

CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

dromal phrenia posted:

WHY WONT THEY PUSH LUKE HARPER

AAAAAAAA THIS MAKES ME ANGRIER THAN SO MANY OTHER DUMB THINGS

It really is baffling that every other relatively tall dude gets a push just by showing up to work and The Dude Luke Harper cannot get so much as a handshake from the booking

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:31

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

one ok tag match does not redeem a toilet bowl holocaust of a show like this

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:31

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

is that HBK movie different from that other one he was promoting before? i wasn't really paying attention.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:31

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

I could not Punjabi more hype for this match

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:31

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

if randy wins this, jinder gets a rematch

so lets go jinder!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:31

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Saint Freak posted:

Actually a scientific examination of RKOs show that they basically always come from the vicinity of Randy Orton.

What about DDP?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:32

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

Thixty theconds

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:32

bartok: May 10, 2006

dromal phrenia posted:

how does shawn michaels keep getting acting roles

i love HBK but unless he's pretending to be beat up, he's not a capable actor

Christian movies don't really require things like competent acting or being entertaining.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:32

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

For the past several months I've been falling asleep around 10:30 on raw and ppv nights. Other nights I'm up til midnight, 11, something like that. No problem.

Wrestling is so loving bad it's putting me to sleep.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:32

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

I stole $20 and turned myself in so I could get healthcare in punjabi prison

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:33

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

Saint Freak posted:

Actually a scientific examination of RKOs show that they basically always come from the vicinity of Randy Orton.

im starting to get annoyed that RKO OUTTA NOWHERE now just means 'rko without pounding the mat' and not 'rko from surprising situation or as a counter'

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:33

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

dromal phrenia posted:

im starting to get annoyed that RKO OUTTA NOWHERE now just means 'rko without pounding the mat' and not 'rko from surprising situation or as a counter'

Car-KO was so good.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:33

Dangerous Person: Apr 4, 2011; Not dead yet

Sounds like I made the right call by not going to this?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:34

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

some people like this entrance theme but i, for one, do not

i do like the slowly growing mandala thing though

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:34

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Dangerous Person posted:

Sounds like I made the right call by not going to this?

It has not been an offensively bad show, by any means. The opener was pretty awesome.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:34

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

I keep looking at this stupid loving thing and internally screaming "THE SHRIINNNEEE OF THE SILLLVER MONKEY!" because it looks exactly like the poo poo you'd have found on Legends of the Hidden Temple's set. Like, I've seen punjabi prison matches before and never done this. It's gotta be the ligthting.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:34

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

I really hate the way Jinder moves. I dunno how to put my finger on it, but his lovely wrestling aside, the way he moves is by far the most annoying, distracting thing about him.

Hey look, WWE Champion is coming out to dead silence again.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:35

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I keep looking at this stupid loving thing and internally screaming "THE SHRIINNNEEE OF THE SILLLVER MONKEY!" because it looks exactly like the poo poo you'd have found on Legends of the Hidden Temple's set. Like, I've seen punjabi prison matches before and never done this. It's gotta be the ligthting.

Randy's gonna twist Jinder's head clean off?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:35

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Hindi doesn't incorporate loanwords very gracefully does it

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:35

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

finally a wrestling match in a forest

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:35

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

a.lo posted:

finally a wrestling match in a forest

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:35

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lol you can't see poo poo

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:36

CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

VJeff posted:

I really hate the way Jinder moves. I dunno how to put my finger on it, but his lovely wrestling aside, the way he moves is by far the most annoying, distracting thing about him.

Hey look, WWE Champion is coming out to dead silence again.

When you double your body mass in like one year you get awkward and weird.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:36

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

This thing looks like poo poo

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:36

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

Randy's gonna twist Jinder's head clean off?

and rip his torso off and be too stupid to put it back together. Absolutely.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:36

Lord Chumley: May 14, 2007; Embrace your destiny.

Writer Cath posted:

Randy's gonna twist Jinder's head clean off?

temple guard escorts randy out halfway through because he doesn't have a full pendant

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:36

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

Crowd doesn't sound like they care about this much

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:36

Neo Rasa: Mar 8, 2007; Everyone should play DUKE games.

How is the snake still so bad looking. :laffo:

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:36

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

a.lo posted:

finally a wrestling match in a forest

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:36

bartok: May 10, 2006

I hope we get a "We can't see!" chant

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:37

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Ramp Snake!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:37

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

How can we build a wrestling match that ruins all the sight lines in the arena?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:37

Accident Underwater: Oct 21, 2005; You look like a star!

a.lo posted:

finally a wrestling match in a forest

The Punjabi Deletion

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:37

Odnet: Mar 17, 2005; Hollerate.

"He has become what India represents." - JBL on Jinder

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:37

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

What's with the Bill & Ted/Wayne & Garth signs?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:37

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

If that snake was in my collection I'd euthanize it.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:37

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

this is gonna be loving horrible

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:38

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 03:35

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Haven't been able to follow the thread has anyone posted the red TNA cage yet

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:38

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