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Best Match Tonight?
This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison 9 10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match 3 3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match 11 12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match 22 25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin 5 5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match 1 1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis 0 0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English 3 3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay! 31 36.47%
Total: 85 votes
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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

a.lo posted:

I am the not giving a gently caress crowd

"Let's go {mumbling}"

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The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
The Punjabi Prison.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Bill Goldberg posted:

the crowd paid for a hooker and got a water weasel

i just GIS'd water weasel and they're cute :confused:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Dango Bango posted:

What are they chanting?

"Trust the Process".

Philly is okay sometimes.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Dango Bango posted:

What are they chanting?

I cant hear theres too much punjab between the camera and the crowd

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the bon jovi prison

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Match ends when a gaggle of pandas begins eating the cage.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Not a sarcastic question, is the open door in a cage match thing there so that you can believe big people have a chance of winning a cage match?

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
this needs to be more indian

i need cricket bats and people protesting both for and against toilets in the community

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

dromal phrenia posted:

i just GIS'd water weasel and they're cute :confused:

water weasels arent animals

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
If they would have just made it escape rules with the outer bamboo cage, and not had the inner cage, this would have been much better

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

This match reminds me that i should play that copy of Nier that i bought a while back.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

This show gradually got worse and now we are in the endless, boundless heart of despair.

Our true punjabi prison is shame.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The top strategy here would be to bring a panda with you to eat a hole in the cell.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
It's really more like a Viet Cong holding cell or something.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


They brought this back, but they keep laughing at pleas for War Games

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Dangerous Person posted:

Not a sarcastic question, is the open door in a cage match thing there so that you can believe big people have a chance of winning a cage match?

I think they originally put the door in for Bundy and Andre since they were concerned neither of them could physically scale the cage

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

That won't hurt Jinder because his balls are tiny

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Holy poo poo good thing Jinder's already destroyed his balls with steroids

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Big Queefy posted:

This match reminds me that i should play that copy of Nier that i bought a while back.

Nier owns and the new game plus experience is the best I've ever played

beetlo
Mar 20, 2005

Proud forums lurker!
Where can I buy distressed yellow spray paint so I, too, can make a "bamboo" prison?

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
"Delete" chants harsh, but, deserved

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Bill Goldberg posted:

water weasels arent animals

this isnt a thing is it

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Crowd's turning on this match. So glad they did it in front of Philly :allears:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Aphrodite posted:

The top strategy here would be to bring a panda with you to eat a hole in the cell.

But make sure it gains a taste for steel first.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Shima Honnou posted:

"Let's go {mumbling}"

Let's go the cold embrace of the void.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Aphrodite posted:

The top strategy here would be to bring a panda with you to eat a hole in the cell.

but the steel reinforcements! the panda! noo!!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Should have a bramble match instead

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
The crowd doesn't give a poo poo lol

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Dango Bango posted:

Crowd's turning on this match. So glad they did it in front of Philly :allears:


Turning? They were excited about this at one point?

bartok
May 10, 2006



Dangerous Person posted:

Not a sarcastic question, is the open door in a cage match thing there so that you can believe big people have a chance of winning a cage match?

It was billed as the specialty match for the Great Khali who had knees that didn't bend so yeah.

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
Any news of a special live presale code for the Rumble?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Is that a Maharajah chant? I loving hate smarks.

Bill Goldberg posted:

the crowd paid for a hooker and got a water weasel

Haha holy poo poo. And I thought the show started pretty strong. It just died a death starting with that trash-rear end flag match and never recovered. This is the worst gimmick match in history, Jinder is the only reason we're having it, ergo Jinder is the worst WWE champion of all time. I mean poo poo the Ambrose Asylum sucked rear end but at least it wasn't complicated to explain and gave us a thumbtack spot.

Of course as I typed they started turning so godspeed you smarky fucks

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Randy needs to break off that piece of the cage and whip the poo poo out of Jinder

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

VJeff posted:

But make sure it gains a taste for steel first.

It's a steel reinforced panda.

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
Is anyone even still here

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

no

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
WWE PRESENTS BATTLEGROUND

WATCH AS ONE MAN STOPS ANOTHER FROM GRABBING A FLAG AND ONE MAN STOPS ANOTHER FROM GOING THROUGH A DOOR

loving RIVETING

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Also bamboo is a grass not a tree.

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The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Three Doors Down

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