WWE Presents Battleground: What if they held a PPV and nobody showed up?

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Best Match Tonight? This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison	9	10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match	3	3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match	11	12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match	22	25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin	5	5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match	1	1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis	0	0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English	3	3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay!	31	36.47%
Total:	85 votes

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Oh god he's gonna bump through the table

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:01

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 04:40

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Accident Underwater posted:

Where is our hero Baron Corbin

Who could've predicted such a statement in tyool 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:01

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

jinders lil boys

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:01

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

I'm beginning to think there will not be a panda.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:02

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

put the belt on the bollywood boys they're more deserving of it

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:02

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Bill Goldberg posted:

am i dead

I think we all are and this is purgatory.

The Great Khali Punjabi Prison match was better than this.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:02

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Jesus Christ

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:02

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

a Singh.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:02

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

lmao

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:02

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

Bell

Just give Orton some android shoulders.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:02

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Match is now a 1 star match

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:02

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Singh bros earning their money.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:02

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

Whichever Singh brother that was is literally the match MVP

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:03

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Don't forget there's still probably a Khali "run"-in for this thing.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:03

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

Aphrodite posted:

I'm beginning to think there will not be a panda.

This will not stand

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:03

CJTheran: Mar 31, 2010

"The crowd is dead"

"Throw someone off a building then, that'll wake up em. Go grab a cruiserweight or something"

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:03

Accident Underwater: Oct 21, 2005; You look like a star!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:03

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

Randy finally managed to break a table in one shot.
Truly a red letter day.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:03

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

The Singh brothers alone make Jinder's reign much better than anything Bray did.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:03

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_nPp64OrBc

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:03

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Structure

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:03

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Aphrodite posted:

Don't forget there's still probably a Khali "run"-in for this thing.

he's mad that they used bamboo and not Ambuja Cement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByoKOG3Y-bI

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:03

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

That was cooler than when Shane did it a year and a half ago

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:03

Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

Is anything in this ppv worth going back and watching?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:04

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

This match should end with Jinder pulling a flute out of his trunks and charming snek man back into the cage.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:04

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Mons Hubris posted:

Is anything in this ppv worth going back and watching?

New Day/Usos

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:04

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Mons Hubris posted:

Is anything in this ppv worth going back and watching?

Tag title match

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:04

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Mons Hubris posted:

Is anything in this ppv worth going back and watching?

tag team match i guess? its right at the beginning

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:04

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

The Bollywood Boys are goddamn heroes for doing so much to try to boost up the utter hell that is a Jinder v. Orton WWE Title program.

They deserve so much better than this poo poo.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:04

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

yeeesh rip singh bro

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:04

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

Mons Hubris posted:

Is anything in this ppv worth going back and watching?

It basically gradually got worse, the opening tag match is very fun and worth catching, the main has been boring

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:04

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

RacistGuidingLight posted:

That was cooler than when Shane did it a year and a half ago

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:04

21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

this is the match that never ends
yes it goes on and on my friend

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:04

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

I hope the singh brothers get paid well for taking jinder's bumps for him

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:04

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Mons Hubris posted:

Is anything in this ppv worth going back and watching?

that table bump

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:04

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

This match should end with Jinder pulling a flute out of his trunks and charming snek man back into the cage.

If this happened I would give it a MOTY nom

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:04

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Mons Hubris posted:

Is anything in this ppv worth going back and watching?

First match was loving awesome. After that, no.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:04

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

hmmm instead of putting my foot back inside the cage, i shall put my other foot ALSO on the cage

OH NO

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:04

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Punjabi prison

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:05

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 04:40

Accident Underwater: Oct 21, 2005; You look like a star!

The replay looked like a little kid's Make A Wish was to be Mick Foley

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:05

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