WWE Presents Battleground: What if they held a PPV and nobody showed up?

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Best Match Tonight? This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison	9	10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match	3	3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match	11	12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match	22	25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin	5	5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match	1	1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis	0	0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English	3	3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay!	31	36.47%
Total:	85 votes

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

brock/joe match had to end quick to not go over in time but not this match!!

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bartok: May 10, 2006

Wow I literally dozed off for a few moments

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:05

Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

Randy is so loving unlikable looking.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:05

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Please finish this stupid bad match

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:05

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Shima Honnou posted:

Punjabi prison

Its nice that the painted all that bamboo different colors

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:05

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Punjabi prison guards

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:05

astrollinthepork: Sep 24, 2007; When you come at the king, you best not miss, snitch

HE KNOWS

Finally over God drat why did I watch this whole thing what is wrong with my life??

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:05

Dangerous Person: Apr 4, 2011; Not dead yet

sportsgenius86 posted:

If this happened I would give it a MOTY nom

I would give it match of the century and then I would get a twitter account to I could tweet video of it to Cornette over and over

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:05

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Shima Honnou posted:

Punjabi prison

this match also Fails All Bad

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:05

TwoDogs1Cup: May 28, 2008; DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

End this pls

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:05

Accident Underwater: Oct 21, 2005; You look like a star!

Shima Honnou posted:

Punjabi prison

Which Wes Anderson movie is this

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:06

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Shima Honnou posted:

Punjabi prison

more like failsallbad

e: poo poo

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:06

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Of all the PPVs to go over 3 hours

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:06

beetlo: Mar 20, 2005; Proud forums lurker!

Where the gently caress did the chair come from?!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:06

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

it owns that this PPV has produced at least 2 worst match of the year contenders

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:06

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Watch Randy almost win and that Indian dude from NXT interferes and joins the stable

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:06

CJTheran: Mar 31, 2010

Who the gently caress planned this match

"Let's have shocking interference, then have the match just go for 15 more minutes

Have a huge fall spot, and then just wander around doing weapon shots for a bit"

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:06

Golden Bee: Dec 24, 2009; I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Who was behind the fashion files plot?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:06

Dangerous Person: Apr 4, 2011; Not dead yet

Last year Backlash ended at like 10:30

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:06

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Is that a bamboo reinforced steel chair

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:06

bloodysabbath: May 1, 2004; OH NO!

astrollinthepork posted:

Finally over God drat why did I watch this whole thing what is wrong with my life??

I played NiOh and tuned in for this trainwreck at the end.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:06

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Shima Honnou posted:

Punjabi prison

we have been bamboozled

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:06

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

That was a closer look at Jinder's bacne than I ever needed ever ever ever

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:06

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Barron Corbin multipass

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:07

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Gumball Gumption posted:

Randy is so loving unlikable looking.

yeah, his entire aesthetic screams "total dick"

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:07

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Structure

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:07

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

alpha_destroy posted:

When was the last time the WWE had a champion as worthless as Mahal?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:07

Sotar: Dec 1, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_nPp64OrBc

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:07

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Golden Bee posted:

Who was behind the fashion files plot?

still a mystery but they were attacked and fandango was dragged off

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:07

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Golden Bee posted:

Who was behind the fashion files plot?

unknown, also fandango has been kidnapped ala david duchuvny's character in x-files that i forgot the name of

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:07

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

That was a closer look at Jinder's bacne than I ever needed ever ever ever

Imagine touching it.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:07

Accident Underwater: Oct 21, 2005; You look like a star!

This match is a submission hold, and I finally tap out screaming "I'LL CHEER ROMAN"

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:07

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

WHAT

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:07

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

good lord

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:07

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

Hmm. Match is great, now.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:07

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:07

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

HHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:07

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

WHAT

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:07

Golden Bee: Dec 24, 2009; I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

They found a way to make a match worse

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Big Queefy: Jan 27, 2013

omg

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