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OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

1500quidporsche posted:

Wait for the video before commenting. Tia.

please tell me it was a violent one, i had a puncture and people who had been racing for decades said they've seen something like that maybe twice.

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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

OhsH posted:

please tell me it was a violent one, i had a puncture and people who had been racing for decades said they've seen something like that maybe twice.

No puncture, just spectacular racing

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjDfS4e0fSo
heres one of my races today, i'll link the other one once i get it up (ha ha)

im erect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9udJ5wCEies

OhsH fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Jul 24, 2017

n8r
Jul 3, 2003

I helped Lowtax become a cyborg and all I got was this lousy avatar
That's actually pretty fun to watch. You should try hitting apexes every once in a while, bet you'd pass more people.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
Whats an apex?

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


That looks like a blast. What kind of beating does your body take?

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
I do noob karts in Montreal every once in a while and I'm amazed what a beating my body takes. Violent sport for disreputable people (particularly the British)

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I broke a rib in my first year doing it and got TMD last year from a crash. Ended up just going to the dentist and he ground down my molars so it's all good now.

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
I did go-karting at a buck's party last year and a stripper would flash her boobs every time you went through the start/finish line. Was p good.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Fanatic posted:

I did go-karting at a buck's party last year and a stripper would flash her boobs every time you went through the start/finish line. Was p good.

I think you need to tell me and OhsH where this place is so we can have a kart race tbere

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

1500quidporsche posted:

I think you need to tell me and OhsH where this place is so we can have a kart race tbere

Well, since you asked: :nws: https://www.fastlanekarting.com.au/package/man-cave-bucks-party/ :nws:

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013


That is the face of a woman who has seen some serious poo poo.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

You Am I posted:

Of course, Australians are well known for their cool smooth attitudes and not acting like babies, unlike the British or Germans :australia:

Dan's penalty points were redirected and housed on Manaus.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007


Never ever change, Straya.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


https://twitter.com/RenaultSportF1/status/889398222174789632

Bobby K :fap:

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Hell yeah!

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

ItsHappening dot gif

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

SulphagneSocialist posted:

Dan's penalty points were redirected and housed on Manaus.

Woah, woah, woah.
I think you'll find they were delivered to an address on Christmas Island which doesn't count as Australia for those purposes.


One stop shop. Kids Parties in the day, kids leave as the strippers get ready in the backroom, and then you've got Bucks Nights going on in the evening. Smart business.
Apparently the fairer sex can also go in for a Hens Night.

:australia:



:poland: BOBBY KUBE! :poland:

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

I'll believe it when I see it. Palmer has worked hard on improving this season and his seat is bwahahahahahahahah

Welcome back Bobby.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

It just hit me: this thread is all about the one-time GP winners.

Bobby Kube, Pastor Maldonado, Jean Alesi...

JARNO TRULLI! Heikki "Fast Heikki" Kovaleinen!

...Max Verstappen :frog:

Think about it.

harperdc fucked around with this message at 11:42 on Jul 24, 2017

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

harperdc posted:

It just hit me: this thread is all about the one-time GP winners.

Bobby Kube, Pastor Maldonado, Jean Alesi...

JARNO TRULLI! Heikki "Fast Heikki" Kovaleinen!

...Max Verstappen :frog:

Think about it.

Bobby Kube would be inspirational given what he'd be returning from.
No-one wants Pastor Maldonado back for reasons beyond "I wonder how many crashes he can get this time".
Jean Alesi isn't a big deal.
Trulli trains were and always will be funny.
Fast Heikki is beloved because he's a Finn with a personality.
Frogboy isn't loved, and will almost certainly retire with more than one GP win.

All of that is the build up to this:
This thread is a shrine to are Nando who has won far more than one race, and is currently wandering the deserts of "Holycraphondaisgarbagerael", and who will continue to do so until he has completed his penance doing 40 race weekends and team testing sessions.
Do you not get what your gangtag is?

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
Pastor Maldonado owns and def would've won more races if he hadn't died trying to bomb a government building along with El Hefe.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

track day bro! posted:

Pastor Maldonado owns and def would've won more races if he hadn't died trying to bomb a government building along with El Hefe.

Well, wicka turned up alive, maybe there is hope for el hefe. No hope for pastor, though.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

track day bro! posted:

Pastor Maldonado owns and def would've won more races if he hadn't died trying to bomb a government building along with El Hefe.

RIP Hefe :smith:

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

So basically I ate poo poo in qualifying and the 1st race gambling on lower tire pressures, the final race would've been a decent recovery drive had I not run the tires down to the cords with three or four laps to go which meant the thing just had horrific understeer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkjO7XFFoC8

Excited thinking bout dat big Kube.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Your Brundle video was class. Somehow better than the gridwalk it showcased.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

1500quidporsche posted:

So basically I ate poo poo in qualifying and the 1st race gambling on lower tire pressures, the final race would've been a decent recovery drive had I not run the tires down to the cords with three or four laps to go which meant the thing just had horrific understeer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkjO7XFFoC8

Neither you nor OhsH know what an Apex is, clearly.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Why don't you guys drive like people who make millions a year

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Norns posted:

Why don't you guys drive like people who make millions a year

Or the people in front of them.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Yo bitch that fun thing you are doing? Well you suck at it.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Yo bitch that fun thing you are doing? Well you suck at it.

We've been mocking 1500 relentlessly on his bin tires for weeks now. I think it's time we start using "peer" pressure to get him to work on his cornering skills.
I mean, it clearly worked so well in getting him to stop using bin tires.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
I think we should sponsor his kart so he can have nice tires but he has to yell SOMETHINGAWFULDOTCOM when he crosses the line each lap

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Also what the hell is that gopro mounted on, springs? Or are karts just that unstable? Murder cars they are

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


And would it kill you to install a decent 360degree camera? Bernie's not in charge anymore you're allowed to run cool poo poo like that.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

Norns posted:

Why don't you guys drive like people who make millions a year

Excuse me did you see the carnage behind me in bumper karts? I do drive like i am paid millions.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Also what the hell is that gopro mounted on, springs? Or are karts just that unstable? Murder cars they are

Its the FIA mandated mounting point, its not legal anywhere else.

Schlesische posted:

Neither you nor OhsH know what an Apex is, clearly.

clinically checking off hitting a point on each corner as a I go by is pretty boring imho.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

1500quidporsche posted:


clinically checking off hitting a point on each corner as a I go by is pretty boring imho.

Truely a kindred spirit. I will race to the grave with you. Get a 206.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I miss apexs sitting in my loving office with no risk of bodily harm

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Actually my direct drive wheel sprained my thumb once I guess

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NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


My g25 pedals gave me tendonitis I'm p. sure.

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