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Janitor Prime posted:Hey guys I'm trying to create a job posting and can't come up with the right title for this position. Basically, I need someone who can do the following: Ideas for that title: Field analyst Logistics engineer Business analyst Logistics analyst Logistics coordinator Any random collection of the words above, like inserting "field" in front of any of them
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Jul 21, 2017 19:36
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Field Cum Dumpster
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Jul 21, 2017 19:49
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Field "No Marrieds or Kids" Engineer
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Jul 21, 2017 19:50
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hobbesmaster posted:abet accredits software engineering now for awhile now yeah they also accredit artistic ceramics programs and metallurgy
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Jul 21, 2017 19:52
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ultravoices posted:Field "No Marrieds or Kids" Engineer Uber Field Sperg Engineer
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Jul 21, 2017 19:57
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So I think I've decided I don't want this SEO software tool job, whatever the result of the interview. Spent a good portion of last night reading about it and I guess I hadn't realised how sketchy that market is. I think one thing I don't need on my resume is a company where I'm constantly having to justify a business model that brazenly breaches the TOS of other companies in order to function.
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Jul 21, 2017 20:02
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qhat posted:So I think I've decided I don't want this tool job actually, it seems perfect for you
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Jul 21, 2017 20:13
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dear recruiter, if you can't even get my name first name right when sending an unsolicited email to <first name>@domain I will want to work with you even less than I want to work with most recruiters. regard, -<first name>
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Jul 21, 2017 21:10
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mishaq posted:actually, it seems perfect for you
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Jul 21, 2017 21:35
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leper khan posted:dear recruiter, Hello {firstName}
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Jul 21, 2017 22:30
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mishaq posted:actually, it seems perfect for you
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Jul 22, 2017 00:08
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goddamnit I think I might start interviewing gently caress interviewing
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Jul 22, 2017 02:50
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AWWNAW posted:goddamnit I think I might start interviewing It's so bad but the figgies are so good
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Jul 22, 2017 03:51
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some of the apartments in the south bay seem p. deece, that plus being reasonably close to the actual outdoors seems like it should make endless brown suburbia pretty tolerable
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Jul 22, 2017 05:15
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DuckConference posted:endless brown suburbia mods
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Jul 22, 2017 05:54
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i mean there are a few green plants but most are not
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Jul 22, 2017 07:01
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I'm gonna have to start giving some interviews soon
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Jul 22, 2017 07:11
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spent all day yesterday interviewing people for an entry level role on our team. my first time in that side of the table and it was cool as hell. hardest part is that I'd hire all of the top 4 but we only have one spot. fortunately my boss makes the final call.
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Jul 22, 2017 12:50
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mod saas posted:spent all day yesterday interviewing people for an entry level role on our team. my first time in that side of the table and it was cool as hell. hardest part is that I'd hire all of the top 4 but we only have one spot. fortunately my boss makes the final call. It's cool to interview for the first half dozen times but then it gets real old soon after
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Jul 24, 2017 02:27
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qhat posted:It's cool to interview for the first half dozen times but then it gets real old soon after I've never liked doing it, but I usually also get all of a 15 minutes notice.
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Jul 24, 2017 12:14
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I like interviewing when the candidate does really well or really poorly. it's the in betweeners that I hate because it's just awkward and bad.
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Jul 24, 2017 15:46
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watching someone who's out of their depth struggle through the most basic stuff for an hour is painful, especially when you lob a softball question their way in an effort to make it less awful and they manage to bung that up too I like asking designers "what's a good piece of design you've seen recently?" and it's weird how many of them can't answer it
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Jul 24, 2017 16:05
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at that point I just try to find out how easy I have to go before they can answer correctly. do they know how to print their own name?
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Jul 24, 2017 16:34
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qhat posted:It's cool to interview for the first half dozen times but then it gets real old soon after lifetime judgement calls based on less than a full day's work lol
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Jul 24, 2017 17:48
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The Management posted:at that point I just try to find out how easy I have to go before they can answer correctly. do they know how to print their own name? do a binary search for their power level
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Jul 24, 2017 22:19
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never seen a job in this industry that was for a lifetime 500 work day judgment call on 1 work day? eh
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Jul 24, 2017 22:26
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i can't wait until we hire all our reqs and i don't have to interview folks anymore. i hate doing them so much
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Jul 24, 2017 23:14
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curufinor posted:never seen a job in this industry that was for a lifetime I was once told in an interview that they were expecting the person they hire to stay for at least 5 years. lol.
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Jul 24, 2017 23:24
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qhat posted:I was once told in an interview that they were expecting the person they hire to stay for at least 5 years. lol. how serious were they about it though
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Jul 24, 2017 23:26
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hobbesmaster posted:how serious were they about it though They were serious in the sense that they asked me it several times in different roundabout ways. My guess at the time was they recently hired someone who left after a short time and this time they wanted to make sure that wouldn't happen again, no matter how futile that actually is.
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Jul 24, 2017 23:31
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"How can we retain our devs better?" *Goes Fatal Attraction on Interviewees*
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Jul 25, 2017 00:37
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i'm planning to stay at this job for 5+ years as long as they keep up their policy of trusting me and never loving with me about anything ever. but who knows, my vp could quit and be replaced by someone with a completely different management style
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Jul 25, 2017 02:55
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JewKiller 3000 posted:i'm planning to stay at this job for 5+ years as long as they keep up their policy of trusting me and never loving with me about anything ever. but who knows, my vp could quit and be replaced by someone with a completely different management style  my manager and my vp keep me in my current job, they let me do whatever i want
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Jul 25, 2017 02:57
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I plan to stay at this job as long as the stock keeps rising and you keep the grants coming in increasing quantities. if you can guarantee that then I guarantee 5+ years
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Jul 25, 2017 06:02
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the amount of time i can endure the bay area is entirely contingent upon whether the drought continues or i get to see rain. this constant, weirdly intense sun is depressing me. give me gray skies and raindrops on the window.
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Jul 25, 2017 06:03
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coastal California has two seasons - wet and dry. the wet season is apparently optional
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Jul 25, 2017 06:08
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idk why people say the Midwest has 4 seasons though - you have snow, mud and construction. that's only 3
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Jul 25, 2017 06:10
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I never knew what rainy season actually was until I moved to Vancouver. And that's coming from a Londoner.
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Jul 25, 2017 06:10
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if you want this oneupmanship game, I once saw 50 cm of rain come down in 20 minutes in korea lol it flooded the bus i was in
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Jul 25, 2017 06:35
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upside of being from vancouver: everywhere else is less rainy downside: most places are too goddamn cold
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