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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


Leave him alone Donny! He's trying to fight the gay weed!

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mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





How important & well-connected is Sessions within the GOP? I imagine Donnie can't just go around and piss every republican off without some repercussion.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

I hope Sessions doesn't quit.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Fuuuuuuck

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/889782544316628992

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/889794300913045508

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/889672374458646528

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/889675851704524800

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."






looool

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
why's he so bad at everything lmao

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

theperminator posted:

I wonder why some states are poorer and if it has anything to do with their jobs being taken away?

Congrats for illustrating my point though, you elitist idiots will virtue signal 'till the cows come home but when it comes down to it you take great joy in the suffering of people less fortunate than you and want to do everything you can to make sure they continue to be oppressed.

You do realize we hate the people who put those people into that situation but those people are so blinded by brand loyalty they hold their rear end in a top hat open for the big fat republican dick that is resting so snugly inside of it. NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THE BALLS.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Play posted:

10) He told a meandering five-minute story about developer William Levitt: “He sold his company for a tremendous amount of money and he went out and bought a big yacht and he had a very interesting life. I won’t go any more than that because you’re Boy Scouts, I’m not going to tell you what he did — should I tell you? Should I tell you? Oh, you’re Boy Scouts, but you know life, you know life.”

He continued: “What happened is he bought back his company and he bought back a lot of empty land…and in the end he failed and he failed badly. He lost all of his money, he went personally bankrupt, and he was now much older. And I saw him at a cocktail party. And it was very sad. Because the hottest people in New York were at this party. It was the party of Steve Ross. Steve Ross, he was one of the great people. He came and…”

11) He bragged about his election victory: “Do you remember that famous night on television, November 8, where they said, these dishonest people, where they said, ‘There is no path to victory for Donald Trump.” He continued: “Do you remember that incredible night with the maps. And the Republicans are red and the Democrats are blue. And that map was so red it was unbelievable, and they didn’t know what to say.”

12) He falsely claimed it is harder to win the Electoral College for Republicans than for Democrats: “We have a tremendous disadvantage in the Electoral College. Popular vote is much easier.”

wtf?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/889796918615920640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Attn. A.G. Sessions:

https://twitter.com/tylerthecreator/status/285670822264307712

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I have pen in hand

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/889798407228989441

Thank you for taking time out of your schedule of having brain cancer so you can vote to strip your constituents of health care, John :patriot:

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

unpacked robinhood posted:

I have pen in hand

what are you wearing?

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

pen is in hand

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



unpacked robinhood posted:

I have phone in hand

FTFY

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/889800510106107904

lmao

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I KNEW that motherfucker was in on it

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot


I... just... what?? :psyduck:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the retard

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

God drat, a bountiful crop of lols this morning. He's totally gonna fire Sessions too. The lols are growing at an exponential rate

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

what a horrible loving shitstain on humanity, using your own goddamn kid as a political prop like this

I mean... l...lol?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Nice meltdown

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004


I thought he was just pissing at the lack of debate? Are we done with that now? All set?

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


Did Barron also

- held multiple secret meetings with Russian government representatives, then tried to hide them for the security clearance?
- asked the Russian embassy to provide a secret communication channel with Moscow for the Trump administration?
- was involved in trying to receive dirt on the Clinton campaign from the Russian government?

If yes, then he is going down too. Put the baby cuffs on him :cop:

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


Hahahaha both my special boys, my only two good sons, proved they didn't do a russia

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


Father of the Year :yeah:

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

That's a heck of a dowry.

Think how many goats 700k would get you.

He could probably afford some of those super heavy duty Russian made bespoke orthodynamic headphones made from melted down USSR tanks or something.

(seriously take a look at these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9NxN8HefBM and tell me you can't feel your neck cracking already)

DancingShade fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Jul 25, 2017

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
Wtf is wrong with your president's brain holy lol please put him in a safe place and give him some medical attention

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
tbf having seen jared speak I can see why trump thinks the media is unfairly picking on his special boys

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

gender illusionist posted:

Wtf is wrong with your president's brain holy lol please put him in a safe place and give him some medical attention

Sorry, mental health issues are a pre existing condition

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Cacafuego posted:

Sorry, mental health issues are a pre existing condition

Is it a mental health issue to physically embody the spirit of America?

*patriotic musics plays, slightly out of tune*

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

trump is definitely yug, prorat, permy or one of the other magamen that plague us. maybe he's all of them. what a pissbaby :lol::lol::lol:

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Isn't he supposed to be on holiday?

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jel Shaker posted:

Isn't he supposed to be on holiday?

more time to tweet

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Jel Shaker posted:

Isn't he supposed to be on holiday?

Working on his time off? What a president to behold! Such an inspiration!

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman
lol, the other thread's b-team is the angstiest retard in Perth. :allears:

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Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
The president is alarmingly unfocused and nonsensical.

A Trumpeter told the tread to come up with something new while repeating the same loving thing over and over.

Sessions is gonna get fiiiired.

I just got up and I'm already :hmbol: -ing so hard it hurts.

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