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nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"You'll hear something in the next two weeks. I think we'll really surprise a lot of people"

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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

SulphagneSocialist posted:

Hell, I'm ready to believe we might enter the Mattering if Sessions is smoked out:



brietbart isn't upset at the idea of firing mueller, they're upset because sessions is the one pushing their racist anti-immigration agenda the hardest and with him gone it'll likely get backburnered

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

evilweasel posted:

"decision soon" from the white house is meaningless

They'll make their decision right after Melania addresses all of the work she did illegally on a tourist visa

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004


What constituency would he actually have? He can't even run as a principled Republican challenger to Trump anymore because he just quit the Republican Party, and Democrats sure as poo poo aren't electing a Charlie Crist type on the national level post-Bernie, and I don't think they ever would have. At most he'd be a spoiler.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Sinteres posted:

What constituency would he actually have? He can't even run as a principled Republican challenger to Trump anymore because he just quit the Republican Party, and Democrats sure as poo poo aren't electing a Charlie Crist type on the national level post-Bernie, and I don't think they ever would have. At most he'd be a spoiler.

Yeah but if you look again it's Cillizza which means it's a dogshit tweet

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Krispy Kareem posted:

I don't get why everyone isn't totally jazzed about all that new land in Antarctica we now develop.

I'll bet there's gold in dem dar hills.

Along with a 10-million-year-old hemorrhagic virus or two that will kill every fish in the ocean or kill everyone in the northern hemisphere or something.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

https://twitter.com/schwanksta/status/889862076906307584

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

business hammocks posted:

Along with a 10-million-year-old hemorrhagic virus or two that will kill every fish in the ocean or kill everyone in the northern hemisphere or something.

That's fine, the South(ern hemisphere) shall rise again!

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

evilweasel posted:

brietbart isn't upset at the idea of firing mueller, they're upset because sessions is the one pushing their racist anti-immigration agenda the hardest and with him gone it'll likely get backburnered

Obviously, but Trump opening up a rift at the right might start rocking what's left of his support.

I mean the headline literally says "Potus endangers immigration agenda"

Many on the alt-right, the ones who aren't blind Trumpistas, probably see Bannon and Sessions as the guys in the admin who are there to guarantee the white supremacist agenda keeps trucking along. If there's a purge, Sessions is gone, and New Yorker slash Democratic donor Mooch takes over as COS? Sounds like their worst nightmare, the Deep State resurgent in the WH.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
How'd Cilliiizzaa's AMA go anyway

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

So can someone help me understand if Sessions is fired and Mueller is fired, doesn't that mean Trump investigation is over?

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

lol, few people were more loyal to Trump than Sessions. He was with Trump early and with enthusiasm. After the election, he gave up his senate seat to serve as Trump's AG, and so if he repays that loyalty by publicly trashing him and then firing him a few short months in... who the hell agrees to be the next AG?

gently caress Sessions though, he's a shitheel and deserves no sympathy.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Flip Yr Wig posted:

I really hope that's true, and it certainly could be, but, again, that's banking on the "moderates" not caving to the radicals. Recent history doesn't bode well on that front. I won't Covok about it too much, since I've been putting in time to put pressure on Portman, but optimism is not really warranted.

oh i get it. i just have hope. because they are divided a hell and Trump is burying himself and not exactly a charismatic leader for them.



sounds about right. he will either fire him(found someone to send) or he will keep playing with him, hoping he will resign.

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

SulphagneSocialist posted:

Obviously, but Trump opening up a rift at the right might start rocking what's left of his support.

I mean the headline literally says "Potus endangers immigration agenda"

Many on the alt-right, the ones who aren't blind Trumpistas, probably see Bannon and Sessions as the guys in the admin who are there to guarantee the white supremacist agenda keeps trucking along. If there's a purge, Sessions is gone, and New Yorker slash Democratic donor Mooch takes over as COS? Sounds like their worst nightmare, the Deep State resurgent in the WH.

As long as they see people they hate suffering they will endure any indignity. American politics are politics of spite,

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So can someone help me understand if Sessions is fired and Mueller is fired, doesn't that mean Trump investigation is over?

Yes, though you'd hope that'd be enough for the spineless congress critters to finally go "oooooooooooookay, maybe we should impeach" but that depends on your level of Mattering belief

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So can someone help me understand if Sessions is fired and Mueller is fired, doesn't that mean Trump investigation is over?

yes, at that point the only way the investigation resumes is if Congress votes to appoint a special counsel that reports to Congress instead of the DOJ similar to Ken Starr, with veto-proof majorities.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Calaveron posted:

How'd Cilliiizzaa's AMA go anyway

lots of people asking what his mouth do

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I wonder if Sessions has time to run for his own Senate seat if he gets fired

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

twice burned ice posted:

Chicken little sees fog on the ground:

"See guys, I told you the sky was falling!"

He does this poo poo incessantly - claiming some sort of political clairvoyance when really he's mensching all the ongoing catastrophe.

It's obnoxious as gently caress. Take a handful of Prozac, Covok.

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE

Calaveron posted:

How'd Cilliiizzaa's AMA go anyway

he was repeatedly mocked and insulted

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

If Trump could, like, appoint and the fire every Republican Senator to and from some position like he's doing with Sessions, that would be swell

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

This is such a weird loving administration.

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/889878158102724609

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

There's an active FBI investigation that shouldn't go anywhere even if Mueller gets shitcanned, but it's easier to shut that investigation down if there's no special counsel. That's my understanding.

I'd guess if you're taking the bullet on firing Mueller you're dismissing Mueller's task force (which isn't a part of the FBI investigation?) too.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Calaveron posted:

How'd Cilliiizzaa's AMA go anyway

Other journalists came in to dunk on him and his response was basically "Um well if you hate me why don't you just listen to someone else."

Yes, his response for "you suck at your job" was "well other people don't suck!"

He's worthless.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

A civil war among Trump's base would be sweet. On one side you have the MAGA idiots who were brainwashed by their orange God. On the other side, you have the alt-right white nationalists who weren't really pro-Trump, they are pro white nationalism, and if Trump turns on Sessions and Bannon, he loses the alt-right.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

No Safe Word posted:

Yes, though you'd hope that'd be enough for the spineless congress critters to finally go "oooooooooooookay, maybe we should impeach" but that depends on your level of Mattering belief

Reauthorizing an independent counsel would be more likely than jumping straight to impeachment, though they might just authorize an investigation with a more limited scope than Mueller is pursuing right now. It would be really interesting to see what (if anything) would emerge. If they did nothing, they really would be telling Trump he's above the rule of law.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

I have to think Mueller has a "killswitch" sort of thing he set up after he watched Comey ousted. He's smart and he's been REAL quiet for a reason, and he most certainly sees the writing on the wall. He knows his firing isn't just likely but inevitable, and the rank-and-file FBI can't be happy with Trump now either.

Will it matter? I dunno. I hope so.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Rigel posted:

A civil war among Trump's base would be sweet. On one side you have the MAGA idiots who were brainwashed by their orange God. On the other side, you have the alt-right white nationalists who weren't really pro-Trump, they are pro white nationalism, and if Trump turns on Sessions and Bannon, he loses the alt-right.

At this point the two groups devouring each other is our best chance for avoiding a deadlock next year so *rah rah*

Crows Turn Off
Jan 7, 2008


Sinteres posted:

Reauthorizing an independent counsel would be more likely than jumping straight to impeachment, though they might just authorize an investigation with a more limited scope than Mueller is pursuing right now. It would be really interesting to see what (if anything) would emerge. If they did nothing, they really would be telling Trump he's above the rule of law.
Wouldn't an independent counsel also have to be veto-proof as well?

I'm not sure the Republicans in Congress would go for it.

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

fsif posted:

This is such a weird loving administration.

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/889878158102724609

Russian Trumpbots are openly revolting against this piece in the comments.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Sinteres posted:

Reauthorizing an independent counsel would be more likely than jumping straight to impeachment, though they might just authorize an investigation with a more limited scope than Mueller is pursuing right now. It would be really interesting to see what (if anything) would emerge. If they did nothing, they really would be telling Trump he's above the rule of law.

That or a Select Committee

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

https://twitter.com/woodruffbets/status/889879530571255808

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

Crows Turn Off posted:

Wouldn't an independent counsel also have to be veto-proof as well?

I'm not sure the Republicans in Congress would go for it.

Of course they wouldn't.

If it comes down to Congress saving the country then the country is doomed.

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe

Rigel posted:

A civil war among Trump's base would be sweet. On one side you have the MAGA idiots who were brainwashed by their orange God. On the other side, you have the alt-right white nationalists who weren't really pro-Trump, they are pro white nationalism, and if Trump turns on Sessions and Bannon, he loses the alt-right.

Eh, the amount of people who have an intellectually consistent attachment to white nationalism that supersedes veneration of the heroic leader is insignificant from any kind of demographic/electoral perspective. They're a loud, but very tiny group.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012


Barron's gonna spill the beans and become the next American hero.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002


Good. Force Trump to fire him. Make it as bitter and dirty as possible. Do it.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Good. Force Trump to fire him. Make it as bitter and dirty as possible. Do it.

plus all the conservatives are coming out of the woodwork to defend sessions and tell trump he's not allowed to fire him and you just know how much trump likes being told no

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Flip Yr Wig posted:

Eh, the amount of people who have an intellectually consistent attachment to white nationalism that supersedes veneration of the heroic leader is insignificant from any kind of demographic/electoral perspective. They're a loud, but very tiny group.

Yes but the Republicans are a group of pack animals. If enough RWM sources give out anti Trump marching orders there will be confusion and hostility within mass over which side is the RINO and which isn't.

Caros
May 14, 2008

Al Borland Corp. posted:

I wonder if Sessions has time to run for his own Senate seat if he gets fired

He does not. He missed the deadline for registration. If he gets fired or resigns his career is effectively over.

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Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Pissing off the intelligence community is about as sensible a move in modern America, as not paying the Praetorian Guards in the Roman Empire.

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