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Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

if this passes and a civil war breaks out could you please keep the nukes on your side of the pond k thx

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LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Shageletic posted:

lol ppl on senate floor visibly freaking out

If McCain is dead/vegetative I'm going to get a shirt declaring his tumor the greatest American hero.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Also lmao at Jeff Sessions' passive-aggression plan.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





peeonwe posted:

um, mine goes in the other direction, avatar-color-bro

ah, fascinating

pink is pbest tho :yeah:

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

Tumor take my energy

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Squizzle posted:

maybe mccain is passed out on a fainting couch from brain problems and staffers are rushing around dc looking for smelling sales

Or a McCain lookalike.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I can't believe John McCain is going to be the decider

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

keratinous scutes posted:

McCain pulls a Willy Winks and somersaults to his feet to yell NAY

And then pulls a Scanners

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

McConnel and Schumer chatting right now. Gotta wonder how that's going.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I can't believe I missed Trump saying we've had 17 years of Obamacare

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

FactsAreUseless posted:

Also lmao at Jeff Sessions' passive-aggression plan.

Because passive aggression has worked against trump so well before

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

A plan to take away 32mm people's insurance just to give it to a black guy

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

loving lol

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Sessions will never resign no matter how much he's publicly humiliated because he's worked his entire life to get into a position of power where he can hurt black people to maximum effectiveness and he's just getting started

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


McCain getting brain cancer, posters in C-SPAM feeling even temporarily conflicted about how to feel about that, and then him immediately after that diagnosis loving over everyone else again?

We're in a simulation, folks. Reality ain't real, this is scripted as gently caress

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Ekster posted:

if this passes and a civil war breaks out could you please keep the nukes on your side of the pond k thx

Dude, a civil war is not going to happen. Football is starting back up soon, politics will cease to matter once again.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




mccain might not have a brain but today I hope he has a heart :unsmith:

jk rip

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Johnson holding his vote is :thunk:

It's passing, but he hates McConnell right now

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Perfectly Safe posted:

Or a McCain lookalike.

Do they certify that a senator is really who they say they are before they accept their vote? What about Representatives? I imagine it's easier with only 100 Senators but with 438 Representatives it's probably hard to keep track of everyone

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
How does every day get stupider

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Pence is in the senate chamber ready to kill millions

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


FactsAreUseless posted:

Also lmao at Jeff Sessions' passive-aggression plan.

bless his heart :) :) :)

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

SKULL.GIF posted:

I can't believe John McCain is going to be the decider

It was the plan from the moment they forced him onto a plane yesterday

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

someone turn that feedback off!!

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
Weekend at McCains' is the new Hollywood remake

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

zen death robot posted:

it'll be funnier if his brain is hosed and he votes no

or he dies

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Chris James 2 posted:

McCain getting brain cancer, posters in C-SPAM feeling even temporarily conflicted about how to feel about that, and then him immediately after that diagnosis loving over everyone else again?

We're in a simulation, folks. Reality ain't real, this is scripted as gently caress

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

zen death robot posted:

it'll be funnier if his brain is hosed and he votes no

If he votes no all the Republicans will blame his cancer hahaha

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





lol the balkanization of the executive branhc

can't think of anyone that might benefit, nope, no sir

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Fix posted:

McConnel and Schumer chatting right now. Gotta wonder how that's going.

It's going fine.

They are arguing over a project at work.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

32mm people's healthcare taken away to give it to a black guy

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
ron johnson is currently giving mouth to mouth to senator mccain
















and mccain aint even dead

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
holy poo poo did you guys hear the weird feedback on the mikes just now?

i thought the singularity had arrived

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Ekster posted:

if this passes and a civil war breaks out could you please keep the nukes on your side of the pond k thx

yer the one to talk while all those dodgy old sassenachs lusting for nukes in a spirited debate between corbyn and may innit

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Schnorkles posted:

Johnson holding his vote is :thunk:

It's passing, but he hates McConnell right now

Do they even know what they're voting on?

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Dude, a civil war is not going to happen. Football is starting back up soon, politics will cease to matter once again.

what the gently caress is this post

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Shageletic posted:

32mm people's healthcare taken away to give it to a black guy

affirmative action

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


imagine if someone bursts into the room and yells

"McCain is dead!"

panic breaks out

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Do they certify that a senator is really who they say they are before they accept their vote? What about Representatives? I imagine it's easier with only 100 Senators but with 438 Representatives it's probably hard to keep track of everyone

They should check him for ID, def.

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peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot

sessions is sitting in the oval office with trump and telling reince "TELL POTUS THAT I WILL NOT RESIGN." and trump is like "TELL JEFF THAT HE IS VERY WEAK!"

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