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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

logikv9 posted:

did scalise really get shot in the rear end I thought it was a joke

i recall news stories saying he'd been shot in the hip with hollow points, which almost certainly means his rectum and prostate have been utterly destroyed

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Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

the bitcoin of weed posted:

i recall news stories saying he'd been shot in the hip with hollow points, which almost certainly means his rectum and prostate have been utterly destroyed

title change pls

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
james t hollowtips

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Destroy my rectum and prostate

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
"Leftists don't want to fix healthcare, folks. Their idea of free prostate exams is shooting you in the dick!" :bahgawd:

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

wikipedia posted:

Scalise was shot in the hip and was evacuated by medical helicopter to MedStar Washington Hospital Center, where he underwent surgery. The hospital reported that after the bullet struck his hip, it traveled across his pelvis – fracturing bones, injuring internal organs, and causing severe bleeding.

dude apparently also shot a Tyson foods lobbyist that was there for some reason, but that one didn't take either

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/Rhizzone_Txt/status/875147600076439552

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


logikv9 posted:

did scalise really get shot in the rear end I thought it was a joke

a patriot's bullet hit steve scalise's thigh bone, bounced upwards into steve scalise's pelvis, hit his rear end bone, then exploded into a thousand metal fragments and shredded steve scalise's penis, scrotum, testicles, taint, sphincter, and rectum into hamburger

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
In solidarity, some Republican lawmakers punch themselves in the dick and balls 9/11 times.

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Frijolero posted:

Bernie would've legalized weed on DAY 1. Day 2 would've been instituting full communism, it would've taken like a week tho. Day 8 is banning making anime real.
ftfy

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lmao at least half the democrats just applauded mccain marching in to vote yes

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao at least half the democrats just applauded mccain marching in to vote yes

im cumming

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar
Workplace Morale tactics have gotten out of hand!

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao at least half the democrats just applauded mccain marching in to vote yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBYQaDYXlv0

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

my decorum boner is rock hard

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Just for fun here's another cartoon that showed up this morning



The guy in this comic is supposed to be unsympathetic apparently???

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao at least half the democrats just applauded mccain marching in to vote yes

death panel enablers

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao at least half the democrats just applauded mccain marching in to vote yes


Currently playing in my head- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2bdFzLm7Rc but with :killing:

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
laffo

BREAKING: Kid Rock Humiliates Chuck Schumer With Brutal Message… | Top Stories Today

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao at least half the democrats just applauded mccain marching in to vote yes

was bernie one of them

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

loquacius posted:

Just for fun here's another cartoon that showed up this morning



The guy in this comic is supposed to be unsympathetic apparently???

cannot wait 2 hear about how Liz Warren is a neolib shill

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Somebody please point out all the bad dems in this picture.

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Fallen Hamprince posted:

cannot wait 2 hear about how Liz Warren is a neolib shill

I think he had to put her first to soften the fact that the other 3 people he's pre-mad at Bernie Bros for not liking are Kamala Harris, Chelsea Clinton, and Malia "still in her dang freshman year of college, why are we already fantasizing about running her for the diggity-dang presidency" Obama

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

As long as I'm posting relevant cartoons, Matt Bors is a Good Dem

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


https://twitter.com/joanwalsh/status/889925096370032640


......the democrats!

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


Honestly at least the people she's nerding out about killing are Republicans

My Joan Walsh bar is v v low

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

UHD posted:

was bernie one of them

the camera angle was terrible, all i could see was that like 5 or 6 weren't

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

gently caress the dems and burn it all down, gently caress every motherfucker that applauded mccain

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

gently caress warren gently caress bernie gently caress durbin gently caress schumer gently caress manchin gently caress mccaskill gently caress baldin gently caress duckworth gently caress franken

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Bernie worked with McCain on that big VA bill three years ago, I wouldn't be surprised if he liked him enough to say "hey sorry 2 hear bout about your fatal illness"

I of course owe him no such courtesy

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


zegermans posted:

gently caress the dems and burn it all down, gently caress every motherfucker that applauded mccain

drat you even dropped your trolling.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Fallen Hamprince posted:

cannot wait 2 hear about how Liz Warren is a neolib shill

She's not and also is not the frontrunner for 2020

also chelsea and malia yaaas slay

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

If the Dems solidified early behind Warren for 2020 I would be pleasantly surprised, even as I'd also be disappointed that their primary process still allows insiders to solidify behind someone before a vote is cast

but they won't, because they've already solidified behind Harris

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/historyinflicks/status/889566505435836416

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
https://twitter.com/abbydphillip/status/889923333982232576

https://twitter.com/SarahMMimms/status/889920415216357377

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

loquacius posted:

As long as I'm posting relevant cartoons, Matt Bors is a Good Dem



bors is good

gonna yoink for trump thread cos death crew likes it

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/andEps/status/889925160911986689

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/leonardpierce/status/889928821520158723

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014


https://twitter.com/jsmooth995/status/889928469592907782

glad people are dumpstering these dipshits at least

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
they really do live in a bubble, its mind boggling

constituents? oh right, that WAS a thing...

there's a...world out there beyond capitol hill? what....i dont remember it...

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