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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Schnorkles posted:

unless of course they actually pass "rural homicide, the healthcare bill"

then idk what happens

about a billion holes were blown in that bill by the parliamentarian, it's swiss cheese. they're not overruling because they want the parliamentarian as an excuse to kill the idiotic cruz amendment.

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Vladimir Putin posted:

The story of McCain is always the fight within himself to do what is good, brace, and honorable vs what is self serving.

and he always chooses self-serving

every single time

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Schnorkles posted:

also the blue dogs are apparently getting all sorts of support and recruitment from dems so heres to having the Sestak dems again

Its impressive how the learn the exact opposite message they should every loving time

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Epic High Five posted:

naw it was 3:1 for active duty and 2:1 for vets

For pretty much every branch, any liberal at all was always 3rd choice. When a demo always votes for you and only votes for the party just like you when it's protested, you can poo poo all over them and ignore them nonstop and never, ever pay a political price for it

lol gross it looks like their polls on that were accurate too

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Large agents just roughing minorities up
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/889997797046587392

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Iron Never Lies

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

about a billion holes were blown in that bill by the parliamentarian, it's swiss cheese. they're not overruling because they want the parliamentarian as an excuse to kill the idiotic cruz amendment.

yep, mcconnell likely uses the parliamentarian to keep the actual effects of the bill quite low

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


it is perfectly legal to do that in the united states of america

he will be rewarded handsomely for bullying

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

about a billion holes were blown in that bill by the parliamentarian, it's swiss cheese. they're not overruling because they want the parliamentarian as an excuse to kill the idiotic cruz amendment.

yeah playing political chicken has never backfired ever

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Vladimir Putin posted:

The story of McCain is always the fight within himself to do what is good, brace, and honorable vs what is self serving. When he chooses the good he's brace enough to do something spectacular.

But this vote is neither, so that's pretty hosed up.

naw he's a huge fraud who just hired a good PR team back when things still mattered and he was relatively unknown, and 2008 made sure the "maverick" label stuck

Now it's still stuck only now it's an ironic joke and his legacy is loving trash

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
lol 538

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

that kid will grow up to be just like him

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

about a billion holes were blown in that bill by the parliamentarian, it's swiss cheese. they're not overruling because they want the parliamentarian as an excuse to kill the idiotic cruz amendment.

That's why Cruz amendment is first

use that to nuke it, then nuke the parliamentarian

McConnell can just fire them at any time and hire anybody he pleases

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i joined the boyscouts and all i got was this totally fash haircut

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



oh my loving god lmao

edit: also tipping his hand about how advisers feed him these stories right before an appearance and he doesn't actually know them himself, because of course he doesn't. lmao

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

only 6 months into this presidency lmao

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age


nice... i'm famous.........

oddium posted:

scaramucci looks 100% like the boneitis guy from futurama

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

Ekster posted:

only 6 months into this presidency lmao

feels like 8 years already

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Augus posted:

oh my loving god lmao

edit: also tipping his hand about how advisers feed him these stories right before an appearance and he doesn't actually know them himself, because of course he doesn't. lmao

tfw you forget who you're talking about mid sentence

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Ekster posted:

only 6 months into this presidency lmao

well, it is the most transparent administration ever

because if someone so much as is in the bathroom too long it gets provided in triplicate to the nearest journalist

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

also the blue dogs are apparently getting all sorts of support and recruitment from dems so heres to having the Sestak dems again

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Ekster posted:

only 6 months into this presidency lmao

like 1/20th of the way through his presidency, 1/200th through his rule.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
By all accounts he should have been happy but nope he was still grumpy this evening so he ranted about minorities for an hour

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/speechboy71/status/875719393325572096

lmao

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

blue dogges

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Schnorkles posted:

well, it is the most transparent administration ever

because if someone so much as is in the bathroom too long it gets provided in triplicate to the nearest journalist

yeah the neat thing about this is it shows that transparency is garbage and that congress doesn't care.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Admiral Ray posted:

yeah the neat thing about this is it shows that transparency is garbage and that congress doesn't care.

it turns out that way too many things depend on congress

i think we need angry non-partisan robots who taze their nuts if they do bad things

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

John McCains brain tumor is the worlds most extravagant delicacy and it's most powerful aphrodisiac

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
we should probably just have CEOs pick a president in a democratic fashion where all the contestants for president get into a giant glass closet and the CEOs throw money into it

who ever walks out with the most gets to be president unless they get the fake dollar bill then they are vp

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE



:killing:

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/UncleChaps/status/889537437428588549

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I mean all hail our next ceo president, zuckerbug

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

cucked by his own nerdvoice

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Third World Reggin posted:

I mean all hail our next ceo president, zuckerbug

Technically his robot body is not old enough to be president. Catch 22 Zuckcuck.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
my brain feels like itsm elting am i john mccain?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

fits my needs posted:

my brain feels like itsm elting am i john mccain?

what are your feelings on poor people

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


lol an email tells me verizon is already throttling netflix/youtube

will ajit pai do something about this ?? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Schnorkles posted:

i think that's actually a likely outcome.

I disagree. They can't kill the individual mandate without destroying the insurance industry.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


SKULL.GIF posted:

seeing how the established media is covering McCain I think it really was just propaganda the way they gushed and gushed about the Straight Talk Express et al

There seems to be absolutely no interest from the mainstream media in digging into what McCain does, vs what he says

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/889934574133948416

smooth brain: he's a hypocrite and he's gonna take healthcare away from millions, gently caress him
cosmic brain: he's going to die any day now. that means he's just like me! what a swell guy

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Ouhei
Oct 23, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
So did they just not vote on that bill?

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