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Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Epic High Five posted:

I will believe that any branch voted over 50% for a Dem when I see any evidence of it. Trump promised to build a whole new fleet, remember?

the navy doesn't want more ships

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

if skinny repeal passes as is, they can't

ok so when's the vote gonna be on this skinny repeal stuff

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Epic High Five posted:

I will believe that any branch voted over 50% for a Dem when I see any evidence of it. Trump promised to build a whole new fleet, remember?

lol facts

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


welp, looks like I know what Soldier:76 is up to next!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Venom Snake posted:

The Army is about 60% conservative (with some of those nominally being never trumpers) but the navy by far is the most anti-trump right now for understandable reasons such as trump trying to cripple naval procurement and blurting out all our nuke sub locations

i thought the military was all about overcoming challenges

trump is just adding some excitement to the non-stressful life of a nuclear sub crewman

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
:psyduck:
https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/890004824200183809

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

the dumbfuck that wrote that needs to get bodyslammed.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
the navy is gonna use STEAM and it's gonna like it :colbert:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Weeping Wound posted:

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Why don't these people use a proofing service for these badly written email scams it would improve the clicks by 50x or more. You can literally hire a PhD in English for $100 an hour on the internet to proof and rewrite 100 of these pitches.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



:killing:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


lions are notoriously whiny so this is actually accurate

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

land of the incarcerated, home of the cucks

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Admiral Ray posted:

the dumbfuck that wrote that needs to get bodyslammed.


Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

orange sky posted:

ok so when's the vote gonna be on this skinny repeal stuff

maybe at the end, its not really certain what the actual end bill is gonna be that mcconnell is gonna do, something like skinny [just repeals mandates in reconciliation friendly language] means that they're punting to conference

he puts a real bill up for vote they're not

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


Aaron Sorkin melted the brains of several generations when he convinced someone that copy like "composing a moving political aria" is straight journalism

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I remember when I got docked points in 7th grade English for kinda stating people were happy during our journalism assignment.

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Has CNN resurrected Goebbels?

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


The Lion King 2: Simba's Piss

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Elephanthead posted:

Why don't these people use a proofing service for these badly written email scams it would improve the clicks by 50x or more. You can literally hire a PhD in English for $100 an hour on the internet to proof and rewrite 100 of these pitches.

The scammers are writing like the people they're trying to scam.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

https://twitter.com/jbmoorephoto/status/889452604660559872

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Goddamn some people love POWs.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/HowStuffWorks/status/890018266705473536


ahaha not for long you bitchass bears

I hear you like to slice and dice

Trump's gonna get to you soon, and he's not gonna be "POLITICALLY CORRECT"

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Joementum posted:

the navy is gonna use STEAM and it's gonna like it :colbert:

it already does

that is how nuclear power works

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Samurai Sanders posted:

Goddamn some people love POWs.

fortunately trump knows better

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Qurnah posted:

Has CNN resurrected Goebbels?

No we are just North (Korean) America now

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

TRUMP

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



Venom Snake posted:

Well we don't 100% know for certain but from just the fact I know a lot more dem admirals than generals Id say that the navy trends towards bog standard establishment democrat. FDR was assistant secretary of the navy for research and development. Carter was a boomer (as in the sub class not the generation)

Navy = Dem

Army = Kristol/Neocon

Air Force = "Movement" conservative

Marines = that facebook meme about nuking the middle east

EDIT: In retrospect Id actually say the coast guard is the most liberal of the services but....well they are the coast guard

I saw something recently that broke down the services by vote and the Navy went 45%-45%-10%, making them by far the most left wing of the services. My military friends are all Military Intelligence and they are overwhelmingly anti-Trump.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Salt Fish posted:

The scammers are writing like the people they're trying to scam.

most of the scammers are dead or senile actually, only the True Believers are left

this is why the party is such a clusterfuck

mcconnell is probably the last conman left who actually has his faculties

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Third World Reggin posted:

it already does

that is how nuclear power works

steam catapults instead of the EMALS. Trump doesn't like the electromagnets cause he thinks its wimmpy so he has commanded them to retrofit the steam catapults back in

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

navyjack posted:

I saw something recently that broke down the services by vote and the Navy went 45%-45%-10%, making them by far the most left wing of the services. My military friends are all Military Intelligence and they are overwhelmingly anti-Trump.

dont be friends with deep state

trump told me they cant be trusted

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Elephanthead posted:

Why don't these people use a proofing service for these badly written email scams it would improve the clicks by 50x or more. You can literally hire a PhD in English for $100 an hour on the internet to proof and rewrite 100 of these pitches.

it really doesn't matter. the type of person who clicks on an email scam (john Podesta) is going to click on it either way and people who don't have perfectly smooth brains aren't

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Yinlock posted:

lions are notoriously whiny so this is actually accurate

And sleep 20 hours a day

Yep checks out

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Yinlock posted:

most of the scammers are dead or senile actually, only the True Believers are left

this is why the party is such a clusterfuck

mcconnell is probably the last conman left who actually has his faculties

What the gently caress are you talking about and PS you don't have to reply to every post in this thread.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


i am so proud of the republican party for wheeling out the braindead corpse of a vietnam veteran to make him convince everyone that we should just say gently caress it and kill the poor already
what an honorable and historic moment for this nation.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



male lions are also famous for head growths

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Salt Fish posted:

What the gently caress are you talking about and PS you don't have to reply to every post in this thread.

oh hey it's the guy who defended john mccain

how'd that work out for you guy

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Salt Fish posted:

What the gently caress are you talking about and PS you don't have to reply to every post in this thread.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Third World Reggin posted:

it already does

that is how nuclear power works

you have to be Albert Einstein to figure out how that works!!!

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Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

but i do

even to my own

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