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SUMMON THE LOLZ
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 03:07 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 08:23 |
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XK posted:Video editor. Weird position to throw someone on screen for. They also roped their facilities manager (a black woman) into the videos for a while, perhaps as a response to particularly scandalous allegations from the Escapist.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 03:12 |
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D_Smart posted:He's not a programmer. He is an art guy. Why he's heading a studio of engineers in Germany? No loving clue. But if I were to guess, I'd say loyalty, and the probability that his involvement in art movies and such, which have been the main focus of the project, probably has something to do with it. Not just "a studio" of engineers, Derek. This is "The Studio" cited for all the ground breaking development. The Frankfurt studio has been cited for so much, probably because of the language barrier. It's pretty ground shaking that an animation/cutscene guy, as experienced as he could possibly be, is running the fundamental engine and technology studio.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 03:14 |
XK posted:lol she just got a little over invested in the drama, and wandered into the realm of cringey. She got a week probation, and apparently took it as a personal affront and never posted again, and bootcha has only ever very rarely posted afterwords. A probation is like a Participation Trophy in this thread lol.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 03:14 |
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boviscopophobic posted:They also roped their facilities manager (a black woman) into the videos for a while, perhaps as a response to particularly scandalous allegations from the Escapist. Yeah, she's gone. Is Money still there?
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 03:14 |
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Things she's arrived at Did she explain why she thinks 5) is true?
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 03:17 |
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D_Smart posted:Yeah, she's gone. Is Money still there? I asked this a short while back and apparently yes, he is still there
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 03:17 |
Mirificus posted:Did she explain why she thinks 5) is true? It was more in the context of "I know you can't release things for us to test until they are perfect because of the naysayers, but boy howdy I sure wish you'd let us test poo poo."
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 03:25 |
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Mirificus posted:Did she explain why she thinks 5) is true? Because detractors somehow influence CIG to stop doing more constant patches. Like because we point out how poo poo everything is CIG just clams up and doesn't release things anymore unless they are big so they can get the media behind them.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 03:26 |
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Beet Wagon posted:It was more in the context of "I know you can't release things for us to test until they are perfect because of the naysayers, but boy howdy I sure wish you'd let us test poo poo." Oh I forgot, can you kayak me for six? I missed out on the last round. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 03:30 |
Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Oh I forgot, can you kayak me for six? I missed out on the last round. Okay but just this once. The risk that I'll shame myself by loving up the image tags again is too high.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 03:45 |
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 03:47 |
I used to laugh at Messi, but now my eyes just sort of glaze over at his posts, he's really gone off the loving deep end. Which is saying something because he started by talking about wanting to punch Derek Smart in the dick lol
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 03:50 |
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XK posted:Not just "a studio" of engineers, Derek. This is "The Studio" cited for all the ground breaking development. The Frankfurt studio has been cited for so much, probably because of the language barrier. It's pretty ground shaking that an animation/cutscene guy, as experienced as he could possibly be, is running the fundamental engine and technology studio. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8miwsWtzRw How hard can it be?
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 03:52 |
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Stop pushing two narratives, everyone. And don't dare shoehorn in a third. I'm looking at you, Derek.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 03:54 |
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Just reading over this again, it's completely crazy. This person needs to be a paid astroturfer, otherwise they are completely nuts, and need professional mental health care. quote:So CR didn't said hope... but the sentiment is the same ... "thats our goal" it's not a set date like you like think and trying to push. But my point still holds up ... you did Gloss over somethings while accusing me of glossing and now accusing me of mental gymnastics and dishonesty. Riiiight While you in vein attempt to push a mr smart agenda of "delivery dates" gotcha rhetoric so (try) to discredit my mockery of his "As Pitched" rhetoric ... hahaha! Seems like you're the one who's projecting mental gymnastics and dishonesty. This is total insanity. Actual word salad.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 04:05 |
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Beet Wagon posted:A probation is like a Participation Trophy in this thread lol. I feel left out.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 04:14 |
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...at least he hires the people who may be able to make it happen. What a ringing endorsement.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 04:15 |
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them drat publishers with their loving bullshit things like "release dates" and "finished games" and "realistic goals"
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 04:16 |
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drat publishers get off my lawn!!
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 04:17 |
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TheAgent posted:them drat publishers with their loving bullshit things like "release dates" and "finished games" and "realistic goals" We can only thank Roberts that Roberts has finally arrived to deliver us from all of that.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 04:18 |
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TheAgent posted:them drat publishers with their loving bullshit things like "release dates" and "finished games" and "realistic goals" Heard one of em say "gameplay" once.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 04:30 |
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I'm pretty sure the game wont be coming out
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:13 |
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D_Smart posted:GamesCom is Aug 22-26th
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:14 |
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XK posted:Just reading over this again, it's completely crazy. This person needs to be a paid astroturfer, otherwise they are completely nuts, and need professional mental health care. I thought I was just too tired to read it. I guess it really doesn't make much sense. Poor guy. You okay, man?
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:16 |
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Oh word
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:18 |
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http://i.imgur.com/00sOtZB.gifv
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:18 |
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man the joke was 2 weeks and now I had to spell it out and it's not funny goddamn and now I need to get back to programming because I only have like 2 weeks to release this poo poo
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:21 |
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uh what the gently caress is a variable or whatever and a setvar holy poo poo what is this demon language
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:23 |
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Jesus Christ I have become ulililililia
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:24 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:There's a bit of fuckery going on at Square Enix regarding FF14 right now, though; apparently they've hiked up the rates for non-NA subscriptions something fierce and people are pissed about it. I'm talking like up to 320% more a month. I'm still getting 11 euros/month?
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:27 |
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When I was still a backer, I had this idea for a troll guild. RP guild as a cult of rock worshippers. Asteroid fields would be our sacred grounds, like those garden of kadesh aliens had in homeworld. Miners trying to desecrate our holy lands must be punished. Is this possible in ED?
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:31 |
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TheAgent posted:Jesus Christ I have become ulililililia
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:43 |
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Warhawk109 posted:When I was still a backer, I had this idea for a troll guild. RP guild as a cult of rock worshippers. Asteroid fields would be our sacred grounds, like those garden of kadesh aliens had in homeworld. Miners trying to desecrate our holy lands must be punished. Is this possible in ED? Just play the 1979 game Asteroids and shoot the spaceships instead of the rocks.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:48 |
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Ghostlight posted:$runspeed = $stride*($footsize/$velocity)*$fatiguemodifier/$jumpheight *pats down a cheese pizza with an entire roll of paper towels* fuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:54 |
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Lazrin posted:let me guess, in 2 weeks. or 90 days. i get them mixed up. 2 weeks is 14 days...
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:59 |
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Beet Wagon posted:Okay but just this once. The risk that I'll shame myself by loving up the image tags again is too high. GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG!
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 06:02 |
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D_Smart posted:But a huge scoop is what prompted my earlier tweets to him. I am still waiting for further clarification before I go any further. Regardless, I'm not going to spill the beans until the day before GamesCon (Aug 22). That's your call uncle D, but if someone else drops it before you do, don't come running to us saying you called it. If you want to call it, call it now and call it clearly.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 06:11 |
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Imagine for a moment that Derek Smart does not exist. Star Citizen still isn't released. Nothing Derek has done has slowed down the release of... anything. The only thing Derek has done is accelerate it. Remember when CIG released Alpha 2.0 where you could finally play the loving game? It would crash when people did the simple act of joining a server. Or if you clicked fhe wrong option. Or if you accidentally touched a ship improperly. Or if you walked in a straight line for more than 5 seconds. Yet you scum suckers still have the audacity to claim this project is worth the 160 million that has been lining this golden casket that will eventually contain the single most disappointing venture in video game history. Never will another product promise so much, with so little, only to be given the keys to the kingdom and promptly set ablaze to watch it all die.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 06:12 |
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TheAgent posted:Jesus Christ I have become ulililililia You're the platform master ?
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 06:14 |