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Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

GobiasIndustries posted:

He opened a 2020 campaign fund days after he won
That's gotta be the smartest thing he's done so far besides running for president when he did. I'm not being sarcastic at all.

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Rah! posted:

lol

he-huckabee is gonna send his son after mooch, after brainwashing him into thinking mooch is a dog



edit: unless mooch takes the huckabee oath and joins their cult along with an offering of dead dogs, then i guess he's OK

that sounds like dog talk to me u sure you aint a dog

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

angerbeet posted:

Getting high with Tormp would be a singular experience, I feel

yeah a real reality check to the coolness of doing drugs too

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


lol tromp

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Baloogan posted:

that man didn't die from being fat
or from smoking crack
he died of like, an unrelated cancer

god BLESS prime minister rob ford

He died of fat cancer, ergo the American inside him managed to start getting out as prophesied by r lee ermey in the protocols of the elders of nam

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

garibaldi is excellent

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

FAUXTON posted:

He died of fat cancer, ergo the American inside him managed to start getting out as prophesied by r lee ermey in the protocols of the elders of nam

protrate urself before the eternal immortal crack smoking god emperor of canada

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/elnewcomb/status/890068608197505024

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Baloogan posted:

protrate urself before the eternal immortal crack smoking god emperor of canada

no

I'll take your apology via carrier goose

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

'what can i say i like watchin ppl get hosed'

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

MariusLecter posted:

Hey Al! can we get an owl made of pizza ?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

https://twitter.com/mashable/status/890072908525076481


cucked by uber

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
we already trumped. he had a rumored crack tape. he did have a crack tape.
qed


'piss tape' my rear end
my big wet rear end


call me when you find the trump crack tape which is literally a tape of donald trump smoking crack

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
*becomes fat useless sack of crap*

k vote for me now please

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Baloogan posted:

we already trumped. he had a rumored crack tape. he did have a crack tape.
qed


'piss tape' my rear end
my big wet rear end


call me when you find the trump crack tape which is literally a tape of donald trump smoking crack

We upgraded to heroin here in the states, roundabouts twenty ought nine or so

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.
So what time do Republicans vote to kill millions today?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Baloogan posted:

we already trumped. he had a rumored crack tape. he did have a crack tape.
qed


'piss tape' my rear end
my big wet rear end


call me when you find the trump crack tape which is literally a tape of donald trump smoking crack

anyone can smoke crack it's cheap fun and easy

try finding Russian hookers that'll piss on you, that takes real effort

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
A Trump crack tape would be vastly less humiliating than a piss tape.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Baloogan posted:

lol america thinks you so cool with your "piss tape"

we have a "crack tape"

and it was released.

Well technically every press conference with the Mooch is a coke tape so we've got you beat there too

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Ron Paul Atreides posted:

So what time do Republicans vote to kill millions today?

we got quasi-fakenewsed

the actual vote happens sometime on friday, the votes on wednesday/thursday are going to be on amendments and other irrelevant bullshit

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

http://i.imgur.com/xzRRea9.gifv

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Ron Paul Atreides posted:

So what time do Republicans vote to kill millions today?

my understanding is that they're currently trapped in an existential hell where votes continuously fail and yet they must continue to vote Yes in a futile attempt to appease their corporate masters

but idrk I've been out with the wife all day

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

SKULL.GIF posted:

we got quasi-fakenewsed

the actual vote happens sometime on friday, the votes on wednesday/thursday are going to be on amendments and other irrelevant bullshit

I'm wondering if McConnell is buying time with all this to let the cbo do their thing

gonna own when it somehow manages to kill even MORE people

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Naerasa posted:

Well technically every press conference with the Mooch is a coke tape so we've got you beat there too

EY! OH! EY!

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/vicenews/status/889883915577683969

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
just saw this joke watching the simpsons and lol it's still relevent 23 years later

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Global warming hitting Madame Tussauds hard

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



i decree: pain via molten rebar

Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug
It's so hard to sleep when every morning is like tweet christmas.

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
merry postmas

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

angerbeet posted:

EY! OH! EY!

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

angerbeet posted:

EY! OH! EY!

i'm comm directin here

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

When, what to my eyes is the king of piss drinkers
With a miniature hand, and five tiny fingers
And a little old pecker managing barely a twitch,
I knew in a moment it must be old bitch

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

how very

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